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MaryleeOnline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
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EleaOnline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I recently moved back to my home town after quite some time and I need to meet some new people.I am an artist,singer and writer and so I have a low paying day job that I don't mind too much.I like to go for walks,and to shows and new places.Sometimes I like to watch honey boo boo in my pajamas for 4 hours.nbd.I can't stand people who try too hard, or people who don't try at all.Ya know? I am very easy to get along with.Just don't be a moron and we'll be cool.And please be able to laugh at most things,especially yourself. And I'm sorry but if you're a self proclaimed Juggalo or Nickleback fan we won't be friends probably.Natures Law not mine. Oh jeez.Then you say you have to return the car to your grandma.So we go to her house and she is super crazy and has better hair than me and invites/forces us in to play bridge and she teaches me how to be a cardshark and tells me innapropriate stories.You are sort of embarrassed but not really cause your grandmas wicked cool and as far as you're concerned, it's in the bag.We leave and it's raining out now so we have to borrow your grandmas plastic head bonnets.;it's cool, I know this cave." So you take me there and I'm not scared of being kidnapped or raped whatsoever.I throw my mace into the ocean.There is a picnic basket with a pizza in it and lawn chairs.We hang out and you listen to what I'm saying as I'm saying it.Then you say I have a cute nose or a funny dimple or some flattery other than, "nice legs" or something generic.Then you teach me how to distill rain water and we shoot bebe guns at bottles.You kind of make fun of me a little and I kind of like it.We hunt zombies.You walk me home and hold my hand.Next date you bring your motorcycle.Coffee or beer.
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BrennaOnline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
Hi! I have a bachelor's degree in Visual Arts - Film/Video. I'm mostly into making gory/funny zombie movies. I like to do special effects movie makeup for other people's films too. I currently am not using either of these talents as a career because I'm a victim of my generation and have a degree but a retail job. One day I hope to work for the government so I can make enough money to fund my movies and vacations! I love animals and currently have one dog and four cats but have owned hamsters, hedgehogs, and giant african millipedes. I'm a big television watcher, but find myself watching the same stuff over and over again. Obviously I like horror films. I'm really into true crime murders (Black Dahlia, Amittyville Horror, etc.) I feel like it's stupid to say "I'm funny" so I'll say on occasion I've made people laugh. I'm interested in doing improv or stand up but don't really know where to start. I like recliner naps. I hate talking on the phone and prefer to text. I'm not someone who is obsessed with music, in fact I mostly just listen to it when I can't watch television. I'm not too pressed about having the same music interests as a partner as long as we have other stuff in common. First date, huh? Well let's say we meet in a public place since I'm already suspicious of you wanting to murder me. I'd probably suggest we get something to eat so we can talk in person.