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About Me

My Ideal Man: Insecure, Narcissist, with mommy issues... SAID NO ONE EVER!Having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.-Seriously I jumped out of a plane !!!Sorry, you misinterpreted my brilliant joke as horribly offensive.Men who can't act like men, piss me off. Lets keep it real, I already have a vagina, I don't need another one.A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world... oh sorry, thats wine... wine does that.If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles *** milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me.Sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.The moral of the story is, I don't like games, I'm as real as they come, so I'm going to say what I think, take it or leave it ;) If you're still reading, and aren't intimidated by my sense of humor... Send me a message. If i like what I see and read I'll get back to you... As long as you know how to laugh, I'm sure we'll have fun...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-53

    Hi! My name is Hmrlive. I am divorced catholic caucasian woman with kids from Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Winifred

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    Me– restless, analytical, and opinionated. I am sacarstic, but in a harmless witty sort of way. I am a geek, and love a man who will wear funny shirts. I am not offended by a dirty joke and can dish out one of my own. I have a twisted sense of humor and we'll get along if you do too. I am independent but far from being a feminist.!) than go to a bar-PS. I find myself unable to respond to *** begin in "Hey sexy". I respect all relationships but I am not looking for wham bam thank you sir. I want handholding and awkward firsts. I don't "wanna hump" six hours into our friendship.Things about me:I like superheroes... alotI like old school cartoons like thundercats and captain planetI eat the white part on Brie cheeseI believe in true love and it's imperfectionsI really really like sour candyI have never been on Batman at six flags but I really want toI go to the gym wishing for a buddy that know's what they are doing so I can stop youtubing workoutsI want a man who wants to be my knight in thing but knows I don't need oneI want a man who makes me want to make him a sandwichI like Draco more than RonI want to be with someone that I can fight with but know he will still be there Let's hang out have coffee, tea, or milk and cookies- preferably in a public place that way I am semi-safe if you happen to be a crazy cannibal or serial killer.

  • Gyneth

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    Hello all! I pwill say this now so as to not cause confusion: I am NOT looking to date anyone, as of right now I'm looking for friends only. With that said, I'm sure many of you are quickly exiting this profile as to not deal with any "drama." Also with that said, I'm not a sad and depressed lost soul, I'm just a girl who got dealt a hard blow and have gained a new appreciation of life because of it. If you're still interested in being my friend, please read on Things that make me smile:A sense of humorTattoos (I have three and plan for more)Piercings (I have four)Brains (people who don't talk right need not apply)AnimeKaraokeMusic (of all kinds, but to be specific I enjoy rock in all it's forms, goth, 80s, new wave, pop, alternative...basically everything under the sun)-this section gets a side note. I love to make people laugh and enjoy being a regular goofball. I work in graphic design and I love it. So yeah, that's about all I have right now. Questions, comments or concerns? Message me! I could be sitting on a stump in the woods, so long as there's good conversation it's a successful date to me. I love to cook, so making food for someone and then watching a good movie would also be nice. I'm not picky at all when it comes to dates, so you'd probably be better at picking a date than I.

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