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Tarsha, 28

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About Me

My Ideal Man: Insecure, Narcissist, with mommy issues... SAID NO ONE EVER!Having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.-Seriously I jumped out of a plane !!!Sorry, you misinterpreted my brilliant joke as horribly offensive.Men who can't act like men, piss me off. Lets keep it real, I already have a vagina, I don't need another one.A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world... oh sorry, thats wine... wine does that.If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles *** milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me.Sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.The moral of the story is, I don't like games, I'm as real as they come, so I'm going to say what I think, take it or leave it ;) If you're still reading, and aren't intimidated by my sense of humor... Send me a message. If i like what I see and read I'll get back to you... As long as you know how to laugh, I'm sure we'll have fun...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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