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Olivia, 28

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About Me

I spend most of my time as an animal-pimp, shoving dogs and cats into the faces of unsuspecting people and playing their heartstrings like a harp until they can't live with out a cute little kitten. Yes, I get paid for this, and it's the best job in the world. And yes, I'm being facetious ;)When I'm not emotionally blackmailing the masses, I'm playing with my ****es ***lb dogs), enjoying a random shenanigan, sipping wine on a patio, singing "I'm On a Boat" while on a boat or losing miserably at some random board game. I believe that anything can be fun when you're surrounded by the right people and I really like to try new things!I'm annoyed by high-maintenance, dramatic, superficial types, so if that's what you're looking for, I'm not your girl. I respect a healthy dose of cynicism and love sarcasm, but don't like negative people. I am looking for someone with similar interests, an open mind, and a great sense of humor who likes to have fun but still has their sh*t together.Random factoids about me: I'm convinced 75% of my brain is filled with song lyrics. I rock at Rock Band. I'm an amateur photographer. I love poetry slams. When I was little, I helped my family build a cabin. I still like to build stuff. I love to cook, but especially love to grill -- Some of my favorite things: Music -- A little bit of everything including Micky & the Motorcars, The Head & The Heart, Quiet Company, Queen, The Rat Pack, The Sounds, old emo/pop punk, and anything 80s.Movies -- Away We Go, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Moulin Rouge, The Ref, Slumdog Millionare, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and so many more...TV -- Psych, Arrested Development, Party Down!, The Daily Show, How I Met Your Mother, etc.I love to laugh and I'm looking for someone that shares the same sense of humor and values honesty. I have my life together and want to find someone who does, too. I think it's important to be able to chat on a first date.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Gennie

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    This place is sometimes more entertaining than Netflix lol. I am a caring, happy, vibrant creature of the world.I am far from perfect and far from looking for Mr. perfect. I'm a bit of a freak, a total geek and I'm not afraid of talking about things who might be considered socially unbecoming of a woman lol. I don't want mind games, peacock feather displays or hot and cold men who wish they could stay in their comfort zone but still be vulnerable enough to love.I work hard, and I am no princess and I do not let religion define me.Who are you? a well rounded man with at least some connection to that soft mushy side of yours that contains emotional thinking and behavior.you gotta know how to rise up to a challenge and have some interest in being active.It's a bonus if you are a lyrics guy, with good taste in music. I won't date you for your money or muscles or baby blue eyes (although they can be an advantage) but for what you present to me as personality so make sure you gots one o them :). dare, push, try :). And give me more to work with than "hi"... Please? first date is like an interview really so let's sit in a coffee house of our choosing and give it our best shot.

  • Charlsie

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    I currently work as a sales rep. The weekend is my play time. I enjoy most any outdoor activity during nice weather and I'm a pretty spontaneous person as well! I've learned a lot from my past relationships that have molded me into the person that I am today. I don't have any regrets about them because they are building blocks for the next one that comes along. Disrespect has no tolerance in my daily life, its rude and demoralizing. I'm at the point in my life where I would like to possibly find that one person to settle down with and start a solid life together and grow into a family. I'm an open book so if you have any questions ask away! But as a side note because I consider myself a lady with class please don't waste your time if you are a thug, illiterate, not motivated, cant type properly because you're lazy, looking for a one night stand, lie about yourself, no offense but I don't date or have ever thought of dating African Americans, have pictures with your shirt off because you need an ego boost, materialistic, or a dead beat. Just don't bother wasting both of our time. And no I'm not stuck up but I'm a lady that knows what she wants and there's very few of us left in this world. Anything else that you may want its called a strip club and hired escourts so move on because I don't budge.So if you're still reading then here's little more about me. I was a daddies girl from the first time I met him when he came to the orphanage. He taught me many things and because of him I am who I am and the way that I am. He passed away in December of ***and that has been by far the hardest thing that I have experienced in life. He taught me how to be dedicated and thorough with everything that I do. I have a lot of respect for those that have, are, or did serve in the military. My dad was in the Army and EVERYTHING is about faith, love, trust, and honor, hence my tattoo. I love to laugh and make people laugh. I believe that you live life to it's fullest if you have laughter. I am a competitive person, I played soccer, tennis, softball, and was on a swim team. I love meeting new people because everyone has a story to tell, it's what makes us all so different and how we learn too. I am a very analytical person. I enjoy my alone time and time with my friends and family. Some things that I enjoy doing is playing pool, corn hole, camping, kayaking, taking pictures, having conversations, playing most any sport, fishing, learning new things, cleaning, organizing, and any DIY project. If you have questions feel free to ask!So to help eliminate some of you retards out there here's a list of my pet peeves that I WILL NOT DISREGARD but completely *** If there's not much about yourself on your profile then why would you think that I would even be interested in getting to know you?2. If you do not have a car, a job, or a stable routine life for the most part, why would I even begin to think about having a conversation with you?3. If you can't except country music, I'M NOT INTERESTED.4. If you don't have patience, just jump off of a bridge please. We all have daily lives to live and I'm not the person that is glued to her phone.5. If you can't go at the pace that I'm comfortable with then go bother someone else. I don't have an idea of an ideal first date because it's more about the person. Peoples personalities are so different that we all have our own unique ideas for first dates. So I'm open to anything really.

  • Tomoko

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    Just looking to chat and maybe meet and hangout depending on how it's going. Distance doesn't really bother me but if it does you, please don't waste our time! I am pretty open and enjoy anything and almost everything. I am pretty laid back and easy going. I do have a huge heart and tend to be too nice sometimes. Don't abuse that! Lol I love my family and will do anything for them. If there's anything you want to know, please feel free to ask.Goodluck to you :)I wasn't going to say anything but now I feel like I have to. It seems like guys are more wishy washy than girls are! When are people going to say what they mean and mean what they say?! How hard is it? That's all I ask and it's pretty rare to find! Who cares what anyone else thinks. Do what pleases you. I'd rather someone be completely blunt with me than beat around the bush. I'm the type that wants to make someone happy and do whatever I can to do it. If you show me you don't seem to care or you're more interested in someone else, it's ok! I'll move on quicker than most of you seem to do. :) Looking for someone fun and spontaneous!

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