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ReganOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
I'll know it when I see it.I am a sucker for:Scruffy faces (no, your flavor saver and your mustache do not constitute scruffy faces)Laid back yet takes control of situations (I'm enough of an ***hole as it is, I don't need your help)Long-sleeved button down shirts with the cuffs rolledSarcasm/teasing Loves football (or at least loves to tailgate)Close with your friends and can blend in with mineBaseball hats (not cowboy hats or sideways hats-- backward or regular hat--looking and acting menTall men (5' 10" or taller)Tattoos (on the right person/body and not something lame like Bugs Bunny on your ass)Likes going to shows (not raves, not one guy in an empty bar whining on his guitar...shows.)In the meantime, this is what I KNOW I won't want when I see it:Affliction/Tapout/swirly print or tight shirtsThe selfies... MAJOR eyeroll. MAJOR. The only accepted jerseys are football jerseys and those are only to be worn on game days. Spelling in letters/numbers (u, y, 2, how r u, l8r, etc). If you start your message with this, I will NOT respond. Phat Farm/FUBU/Sean John... I shudder. Big, bulgy muscles or gym rats (if you Crossfit, it won't work).Sad stories about your divorce, life in general, and death. It's aggressive and awkward. Musicians (nothing personal, I love music--musicians tend to be more emotional than I like).I don't fish, hunt, camp, or like being where the bugs are. You like it? Fine, knock yourself out. My idea of outdoors is the beach or a backyard with a bonfire. Under 5' 9". I will NOT give you a chance and I will not respond. I know, I'm an ***hole...but you were warned so please don't get angry and tell me I'm missing out. I'm sure I am, thanks.Under the age of 28. Same thing for h***I know, you're soooo mature and I'm close-minded. I've accepted it, why can't you? If you throw a temper tantrum and harass me with messages, you're just proving you're too immature like I knew already. Why haven't I deleted this profile yet? Because I have an undying curiosity to see what other ridiculous messages I can get, duh. Someplace alcohol is served, gotta take the edge off somehow, right?
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EllenOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
I like anything that can keep my attention. I love football and MMa. I play a ton of poker. I love to have conversations with smart witty people and love to laugh. I was raised catholic but I no longer believe in an invisible sky daddy that will send me to hell forever. I have a dog who is so wussy I would think he was a cat if I didn't know better. I am very opinionated and definitly not afraid to share my opinion. I think I am funny and outgoing. I have been told I cuss like a sailor and am just like one of the guys at times. Guess its all the football, MMa and poker. I like to dance. I do know how to be a girly girl though and get all cute when I feel like it. I like just about all kinds of music everything from Classical to country to R&b to rock. I do read and like to. I find it relaxing. I like all kinds of books too; trashy romance novels to biographies.**What is it with guys who are ***naked in all of thier pics. I mean I like a good tease as much as the next girl but DAMN do you just walk around all day naked?****Please don't message me if you are gonna start with something as douchebaggy as " Don't take this the wrong way but I bet you give great h$&d." (Actual message i received) It's lame and if that's the wittiest thing you can say go back to school. A good first date would consist of actually getting to know the person by going out to dinner and maybe some putt-putt. Just taking things one step at a time and having fun.
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TobieOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
- I put both to very good use working in Retail Consumer Banking. I am still in the process of figuring out what I want to do with the rest of my life- it includes furthering my education (I just have to decide what I want to study). All I know at this point in my "career" is that I am worth far more than what I am able to find...), movies (just about anything except Horror or Sci Fi- but you could twist my arm), TV shows (Big Bang, Breaking Bad, Seinfeld, Girls, Scandal...), Pampering myself, Shopping, Reading (if I can find a book I love)....My taste is music is pretty varied I will give anything a chance. Dogs (think Newfys and Labs not Yorkies), the Gym/ Working out, and tattoos/piercings are other things I enjoy...My goal on meetville is really just to meet new people. I am looking for new and interesting. I was in a 6 year relationship that refused to die, and moving on is the best thing I can do. Maturity, responsibility, ability to be supportive, and partnership are at the top of my list of what I am looking for- these are all things I offer. Sometimes I can tend to take myself too seriously (if you couldn't tell) so someone who can balance that out would be great. Ultimately I would love to have a long term relationship but lets take it one step at a time. Conversation over drinks and a delicious meal.....