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RosieOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I’ve been divorced for a few years and feel it\'s time to make new friends. I\'m a funny and sensitive person. I’d love to find someone who loves Christ. I’m not a religious, but a relationship person.
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ReganOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
I'll know it when I see it.I am a sucker for:Scruffy faces (no, your flavor saver and your mustache do not constitute scruffy faces)Laid back yet takes control of situations (I'm enough of an ***hole as it is, I don't need your help)Long-sleeved button down shirts with the cuffs rolledSarcasm/teasing Loves football (or at least loves to tailgate)Close with your friends and can blend in with mineBaseball hats (not cowboy hats or sideways hats-- backward or regular hat--looking and acting menTall men (5' 10" or taller)Tattoos (on the right person/body and not something lame like Bugs Bunny on your ass)Likes going to shows (not raves, not one guy in an empty bar whining on his guitar...shows.)In the meantime, this is what I KNOW I won't want when I see it:Affliction/Tapout/swirly print or tight shirtsThe selfies... MAJOR eyeroll. MAJOR. The only accepted jerseys are football jerseys and those are only to be worn on game days. Spelling in letters/numbers (u, y, 2, how r u, l8r, etc). If you start your message with this, I will NOT respond. Phat Farm/FUBU/Sean John... I shudder. Big, bulgy muscles or gym rats (if you Crossfit, it won't work).Sad stories about your divorce, life in general, and death. It's aggressive and awkward. Musicians (nothing personal, I love music--musicians tend to be more emotional than I like).I don't fish, hunt, camp, or like being where the bugs are. You like it? Fine, knock yourself out. My idea of outdoors is the beach or a backyard with a bonfire. Under 5' 9". I will NOT give you a chance and I will not respond. I know, I'm an ***hole...but you were warned so please don't get angry and tell me I'm missing out. I'm sure I am, thanks.Under the age of 28. Same thing for h***I know, you're soooo mature and I'm close-minded. I've accepted it, why can't you? If you throw a temper tantrum and harass me with messages, you're just proving you're too immature like I knew already. Why haven't I deleted this profile yet? Because I have an undying curiosity to see what other ridiculous messages I can get, duh. Someplace alcohol is served, gotta take the edge off somehow, right?
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CarlieOnline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
Hi! I'm currently working on my Masters degree, and I spend most of my free time at home relaxing or watching Discovery ID, Walking Dead, documentaries, and thriller/drama movies. I do realize what a huge dork this makes me sound like (because I am!), but I definitely have a fun personality underneath it all. I'm looking for someone who:*Has a job AND a car*Has a sense of humor and can be playful*Can carry on a conversation *Will respect the fact that I will not be making out on the first date *Is willing to chat on the phone *Is financially independent*Can string a complete sentence together and present himself as semi-intelligent (This includes decent spelling and grammar- I don't expect perfection, but effort to write better than my middle school students would be nice)I am very independent, ambitious, and happy with my life, so I'm not looking for any negativity, baggage, or sketchiness. I'm looking for someone honest, dependable, and "normal" to chat, hang out, and find out whether there's any chemistry or not. If not, friends are always good too. :)As for music, I'm all over the place. I love classic rock (CCR, Rolling Stones, etc...- Guns n Roses. What makes me unique is the fact that I am very reasonable and understanding. I'm calm, open-minded, and don't get too worked up over little things. I always see both sides of a situation and am often the person listening and giving advice to friends and coworkers. I absolutely love intellectual conversations along with silly, nonsensical conversations, so I'm pretty versatile. If you made it this far, I look forward to hearing from you. Happy day! :) Casual, informal...maybe a drink or two at a sports bar type of thing. Or something totally random. I'm game for whatever.