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Ema, 30

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About Me

seriously...how many freaking times do I have to say I dont date nor have an interest in black dudes...its not nor ever will be my thing!!! If you take life too seriously or have a crappy sense of humor...mooooove on. Im sarcastic and weird and it keeps life interesting. I'm obsessed with unicorns, wolves, bacon, Dr. Who. I never leave the house without make-up on. I learn things really fast but I test horribly. I stalk my good girlfriends to make sure they aren't being stalked by creepers or jerks. I dream in color and about people I haven't met yet then I do. If I have a bad dream then I start yelling or talking in my sleep. I drool. I sleep in the middle of the bed. I HATE being woken up. Beer tastes like piss. I don't care what kind it is or how it's flavored. You're drinking piss. I talk to my dog. I don't own shorts or anything white. If you poke me, I will punch you. I'm deathly afraid of worms. Super short people freak me out. When people lie to make themselves look better I will FLIP OUT. I remember everything. I don't expect anyone to understand me and I just don't care anymore. I do what I do for the good of myself and if I do or say something you don't like it's cause I care about you and wish you would listen. I don't expect just any man to put up with me and my weirdness and I also don't care cuz you're just missing out on the fun.I dont trust people that don't smile with their teeth...... Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?? jkanything laid back. Lord I apologize for the people Im about to offend....Some people need to eat a burger and some need to stop...when did people stop caring about their health. I do not date black dudes. Its just a personal preference just like some guys only date white or asian or short chicks. This is still America.If you're a snarky jerk that has a problem with me having a PERSONAL PREFERENCE to the physical type that I date then you can F-off...if you aren't okay with the right to free speech leave the country. ***> if you don't read this that's just going to be automatic deletion for sending me a message based off how I look. Namaste!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Cammie

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    I love talking and getting to know people. Give me a setting where I'm surrounded by friends and laughter and I'm in a happy place. The right people make all the difference in every aspect of life.I love reading and music. I'm a fan of country, pop, rock, and old school jazz (I'm talking Ella and Louis and Gershwin). Coffee is the lifeblood of my day and keeps me going; it starts my day and sometimes even ends it. As for food, you get advance warning: I'm a vegetarian, but have no problem with carnivores. I'm an animal lover at heart, and I have a dog. Walks in the dog park are a must. What I'm looking for is someone who I can talk to about any and everything, who's funny and also polite, someone with goals and who works to achieve them but also knows when to take a break and let loose to have fun. Someone who can plan ahead and can also go with the flow. And of course, must love dogs! First date would have to be something where we can talk and get to know each other. Good conversation is a must and this is a way to see if it's there!

  • Tammara

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    I'm Vâ I'm so much to describe a "short description"! whenever life calls for a little more than me. I can I be your best friend or your worst enemy ... I can be the sweetest scent or even the most deadly poison ... Can I be your best achievement or else your worst defeat ... I can be the solution of your problems, but it can be the cause of them. And it all just depends on you! You will never be lucky for her. Luck is having her in your life. I don't know love by half and i can't live with lies. If you don’t love yourself, you’ll always be chasing after people who don’t love you either. I love family, music, movies, people from the heart, dark chocolate i thinks i still believe in true love...i don't want a perfect guy, i just want a guy who could hug me and say " no, you're not" when i say i'm fine, kiss me, call me, text me, wipes my tears, accept my flaws, brings me flowers, serenade for me, always surprise me, miss me ***, treats me like a lady, makes me smile no matter what, most importantly of all, love me endlessly and stay, help me face my fears, write me a post.it love letters, watch movies with me on lazy days and always say what's on his mind. Someone who can love me back.

  • Maud

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    Hello,I'm pretty easy going and enjoy most things as long as it's in the right company. I'm not big into the club thing anymore but don't mind going out once in awhile. I definitely can enjoy a night in with a movie or book but I hate to sit around the house and waste a day if i'm not at work. I'm not looking for a hook-up tonight but at the same time I'm not trying to get married in the very near future. I wouldn't mind meeting someone and just seeing what happens.If there's anything you would like to know just send me a message.Best of luck in your search :)

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