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Ema, 30
United States, Wisconsin, Platteville

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seriously...how many freaking times do I have to say I dont date nor have an interest in black dudes...its not nor ever will be my thing!!! If you take life too seriously or have a crappy sense of humor...mooooove on. Im sarcastic and weird and it keeps life interesting. I'm obsessed with unicorns, wolves, bacon, Dr. Who. I never leave the house without make-up on. I learn things really fast but I test horribly. I stalk my good girlfriends to make sure they aren't being stalked by creepers or jerks. I dream in color and about people I haven't met yet then I do. If I have a bad dream then I start yelling or talking in my sleep. I drool. I sleep in the middle of the bed. I HATE being woken up. Beer tastes like piss. I don't care what kind it is or how it's flavored. You're drinking piss. I talk to my dog. I don't own shorts or anything white. If you poke me, I will punch you. I'm deathly afraid of worms. Super short people freak me out. When people lie to make themselves look better I will FLIP OUT. I remember everything. I don't expect anyone to understand me and I just don't care anymore. I do what I do for the good of myself and if I do or say something you don't like it's cause I care about you and wish you would listen. I don't expect just any man to put up with me and my weirdness and I also don't care cuz you're just missing out on the fun.I dont trust people that don't smile with their teeth...... Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?? jkanything laid back. Lord I apologize for the people Im about to offend....Some people need to eat a burger and some need to stop...when did people stop caring about their health. I do not date black dudes. Its just a personal preference just like some guys only date white or asian or short chicks. This is still America.If you're a snarky jerk that has a problem with me having a PERSONAL PREFERENCE to the physical type that I date then you can F-off...if you aren't okay with the right to free speech leave the country. ***> if you don't read this that's just going to be automatic deletion for sending me a message based off how I look. Namaste!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Blues Funk German Indian Korean South American Action Drama History Martial Arts Thriller
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