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Shiela, 26

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About Me

I am, apparently, the nicest bitçh you can't help but love in the world. I see no reason why having a clit *** a dìçk should bar me from knowing how to work on my car, throw a decent punch, or fish and hunt.I won shoot a deer because I would feel terrible. But I will gut it no problem :)I do get called a bitçh quite often. What I do NOT get called is pushover, stupid, sweetheart, dear or doormat. Works for me.I am fascinated with World War II, the mob, serial killers, and graveyards. This makes me somewhat morbid.I love to camp, and be outdoors in general, but I haven't done a lot of camping in recent years--I regret this immensly. I once gave a nun a weed brownie ...I'm probably going to hell for that.I have a knack for pissing people off without making any effort. I'm just a magnet for misdirected anger, it seems lolIf you do not tell the truth about yourself, you can't tell it about other people.I believe in the ugly truth rather than the beautiful lie.The sexiest parts of my body? My brain, my spine, and my guts.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Kyle

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    Hi There!I'm not too sure what to write...but here goes nothing! :)People describe me as a fun, outgoing and happy person. You'll pretty much always see my smiling. I am very lucky to have a really close family as well as the most amazing friends on the planet! I love being active, whether it's doing yoga, bootcamp style classes or just going for a run on a nice sunny day. I enjoy travelling, and definitely have a lot more places I'd love to visit. I also enjoy a glass of wine or a pint, especially on a nice day - im excited for summer patio season!I work in healthcare and in education and my jobs can be pretty busy and intense at times - but I am finally understanding the importance of balance in my life. I worked hard to get to where I am, but I am fortunately in a position now where I can pull back a bit and realize that life doesnt have to be all work.I am looking for someone who is fun, sweet and genuine. I think overall im just looking for that "spark" and that kinda of indescribable feeling where you just "know" :)-C

  • Ema

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    seriously...how many freaking times do I have to say I dont date nor have an interest in black dudes...its not nor ever will be my thing!!! If you take life too seriously or have a crappy sense of humor...mooooove on. Im sarcastic and weird and it keeps life interesting. I'm obsessed with unicorns, wolves, bacon, Dr. Who. I never leave the house without make-up on. I learn things really fast but I test horribly. I stalk my good girlfriends to make sure they aren't being stalked by creepers or jerks. I dream in color and about people I haven't met yet then I do. If I have a bad dream then I start yelling or talking in my sleep. I drool. I sleep in the middle of the bed. I HATE being woken up. Beer tastes like piss. I don't care what kind it is or how it's flavored. You're drinking piss. I talk to my dog. I don't own shorts or anything white. If you poke me, I will punch you. I'm deathly afraid of worms. Super short people freak me out. When people lie to make themselves look better I will FLIP OUT. I remember everything. I don't expect anyone to understand me and I just don't care anymore. I do what I do for the good of myself and if I do or say something you don't like it's cause I care about you and wish you would listen. I don't expect just any man to put up with me and my weirdness and I also don't care cuz you're just missing out on the fun.I dont trust people that don't smile with their teeth...... Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?? jkanything laid back. Lord I apologize for the people Im about to offend....Some people need to eat a burger and some need to stop...when did people stop caring about their health. I do not date black dudes. Its just a personal preference just like some guys only date white or asian or short chicks. This is still America.If you're a snarky jerk that has a problem with me having a PERSONAL PREFERENCE to the physical type that I date then you can F-off...if you aren't okay with the right to free speech leave the country. ***> if you don't read this that's just going to be automatic deletion for sending me a message based off how I look. Namaste!

  • Pia

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    I'm looking for someone who likes getting out to live their life but also stay in on a rainy day, can read between the lines, appreciates the small things and takes on the big things, is multiperspective, and loves to smile. I like trying new things and being adventurous and live a laid back, flip flop lifestyle. I have a degree in Business but about half of my course work was science related. An inquisitive mind is very attractive. Let's flip a coin and be on our way : )Don't play hard to getAin't nobody got time for thatSend me a message : )

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