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CindiOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
Okay, guys. Lemme spell a few things out for you. I'm not impressed by your big truck or your Tap-Out t-shirts. Your shirtless mirror selfies make me roll my eyes. I'm not here looking for sex, and saying "Come over for drinks" reads to me like "I'd like to sexually assault you". If you can't differentiate between common homonyms such as your/you're, my eyes will glaze over reading your message. Capiche?I'm a full time nursing student, and a parent. Two amazing little people call me mama. If you're interested, please understand that my kids come first, school comes second, and my own wellbeing comes in somewhere after that. Anything else I can fit into my life is a bonus.So, Yes, I have kids. No, I am not looking for another father for them. they have one and he's involved and amazing with them. Also, I realize it looks terrible that my profile says "Has kids" directly underneath "Doesn't want kids". I absolutely want the kids I have. I absolutely do not want any more. I'm freaking outrageously fun. I have a great sense of humour. I'm smart and charismatic. I like to stay active. I love the outdoors, but PLEASE, for the love of all things good, do NOT ask me to go camping. I prefer to wake up without spiders in my hair and my back spasming from sleeping on a deflated air mattress. I like to argue (in good fun of course), and I play a mean devil's advocate. I'm an avid knitter and am learning to hand spin, and I can geek out about fiber for hours. I'm clever and witty and appreciate stimulating conversation sprinkled with innuendo. I'm pretty amped and passionate about what I do all day, so be prepared to hear all about all the gross and awesome and amazing things I do all day. If you have a weak stomach or if abrasive language hurts your feelers, I'm not your girl. I'm the tell-it-like-it-is kinda lady and telling it as it is often requires an expletive. My selling feature? I'm totally normal! If you've been here a while and met a few people, you'll know why that's so funny. Don't make me activate my emergency date bailing system.
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LewisOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
I work with mentally ill people (and our clients are psychotic). There's a joke there, for those of you who missed it. From the regular sassing, there must be a lot of you.I'm a serious night-owl but I'm not very serious. I'm still idealistic and I'm clinging to it with a death-grip. I like to make things and I like handy/handsy people. You are strong in body and mind. *Masculine* but sensual. Intelligent and ridiculous. At ease and easy to talk to. Experienced in life and women. You can teach me things and want to learn from me. To start things off on the corresponding foot, I will mention that I am in a relationship. It is an honest/open one. But I'm not looking for casual sex. Questions welcome!
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SilverOffline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I\'m just a down to earth person looking for the same. I can be very sarcastic and joke around a lot. I am not looking to play games with anyone and am looking for someone who wants a relationship. I’m looking for person who’s ready for serious relationships and who I can have some joyful moments with.