Odran, 35
Offline, last seen Fri, 10 May 2024 02:26:08
About Me
Konichiwa b*tches. Are you looking for the most kick-ass guy-friend that ever lived? If so, look no further. You f--king found him.I'm respectful, quiet, clean and I won't bother any of your sh-t. If you leave sh-t out, I'm just like, "Oh f--k I better not mess with this sh-t, because it's not mine." I'll even cook for you. That's right! My dad is a chef and taught me everything there is to know about cooking southern cajun cuisine. I'll fry green tomatoes, cover them with marinated crab meat and smother that sh-t in bearnaise. EVERY. DAMN. NIGHT. Don't eat meat? That's FANTASTIC! I'll make a zucchini and yellow squash carpaccio that will knock your socks off.I also read a lot. I f--king LOVE books. All that sh-t. I read Tuesday's with Morrie the other day. It's a sad story, but I learned something about life, love, knowledge and the pursuit of something greater than myself. F--king smart. Do you like movies? I love them. We can watch the sh-t out of some movies together if you like, or go get drinks, or work out, hike, play video games or play a game of one-on-one basketball, or I don't have to talk to you at all. It's completely UP TO YOU!Sometimes I play guitar. I'll take requests and learn any song you like, because I have the voice of an angel and the acoustical stylings of James F-- AWWWWWW SH-T YEA!Am I interested in hanging out with you? You can bet my goofy ass I am! I only require honesty and a fun personality. Other than that, anything else will be considered a convenient plus. I'm taking being a guy-friend to the next level. ***! I'll Hook yo ass up with ***, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of karate trophies and a list of the top 10 women I'd like to bang before I die. If you want a next-generation guy-friend who consistently blows your mind with awesomeness, then hit me up." Something awesome
PERSONAL INFORMATION
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Looking for
woman
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Relationship
Never married
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Have kids
No
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Wants kids
Yes
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Ethnicity
Caucasian
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Faith
Christian
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Body type
Athletic
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Height
5'6"
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Eye color
Brown
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Smoke
No
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Drink
No
INTERESTS
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