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BenjaminOnline
Man. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-31
I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and god-like trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes.Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single- I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Jets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire.I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. I bat .400. Children trust me.I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.**** I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in the us, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a spoon and a toaster oven.I breed prize-winning clams.--heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer moosehead. I have a few great ideas
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OthnielOnline
Man. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 20-30
I like outdoors and camping, love hanging out with my family, i like animals. i wan t so some day be married and have kids. i listen to all sorts of music from country to hip hop to old rock. i think my favoret is old rock cant get enough of it lol. I am looking for someone who i can take on a date and buy flowers for. i want some one i can spoil not a one night stand. i am old fashion and i want some one i can love who loves me back. i dont want someone who i will spend my hole life trying to make happy and they couldnt care less. i am tired of being single i am ready for a comitment. lol sorry for any spelling mistakes please dont let that stand in the way of meeting me :) My first date would go like this..............i pick you up and present you with a love boquite of flowes. Then we would go to a nice resturant and we would have a nice dinner talk about our favoret things. Then once our dinner has come to an end we could go to a movie or bowling or any thing your hearts desire :) then i would take you home and we would say our good nights and i would be on my. like i said i am not looking for a one night stand.
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ShelumielOnline
Man. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 22-32
im not big on writing descriptions and all that, grbtrynewwwwwwwtyreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerhythyhrhvrefvyrferfebuiivrebjrveuibvreubrveubrveubvrebuvrebvrjbvefr, they said this description was too short, errveeorfvyrevbvrebjvreunberjubbeergnirebejbtrjnbjnbtjnejnber watch the hockey game!