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Joe
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Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-32
Hi! My name is Joe. I am separated spiritual but not religious caucasian man without kids from Smithfield, Rhode Island, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Benjamin
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Man. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-31
I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and god-like trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes.Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single- I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Jets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire.I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. I bat .400. Children trust me.I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.**** I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in the us, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a spoon and a toaster oven.I breed prize-winning clams.--heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer moosehead. I have a few great ideas
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Lux
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Man. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 19-29
I like keep life simple. I mostly enjoy riding my harley, go to the movies or nice romantic walks to the beach. My partner should be one who enjoys similar things. Life should be fun and no drama.