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Jorden, 23
United States, Rhode Island, Portsmouth

Offline, last seen Tue, 10 Mar 2026 09:50:07

About Me

Cliché alert: I'm not good at writing these things, but I'll do my best. Number system activate!1.I'm really random and don't understand half of things that come out of my mouth.2a. When I'm nervous, I make even less sense and the randomness goes up ten fold.3. Sometimes I randomly catch buses with no real destination. 4. I take really long showers because that's where I do all my thinking5. I'm addicted to YouTube. I'm pretty sure I'm subscribed to over ***channels. Seen a funny video? I've already seen it...a month ago.6. My humour comes across as arrogant and rude sometimes, just in case you didn't read 5.7. I'm a certified chef, I went to Culinary school for 3 years and I hate doing it as a job but yes, I will make you dinner :)8. I'm very dry and sarcastic. I've been told I have a British sense of humuor9. I came out here to work up north and make more money then I know what to do with. 10. If 9 doesn't work out then I'll be going to school to be a youth probation worker next fall. 11. If 10 doesn't work out, then you'll find me at the crack Macs begging you for change or whoring myself out for a cigarette and a bite of your cheeseburger 12. I have my eye brow and tounge pierced as well as my ears stretched. I also have 2 tattoos, one on my wrist and my sleeve on my right arm started. 13. My tattoos are personal so I don't make a spectical of them and showcase them everywhere. If you wanna know, ask. 14. I listen to a lot of weird music you've probably never heard of, so if you want some good tunes, I'm your guy 15. I love my beer and hockey16a. The absolute worst time to try and have a conversation with me is when I'm watching hockey and beering. (My brain goes into auto pilot, just enough so I stay breathing and no internal organs shut down on me)17. I absolutely love the Canucks. Sorry!18. I didn't mean that apology. There's so much more I can write, but in a nutshell, I'm a down to earth and very opinionated guy. I have more ambition then i can handle sometimes. I often take to much on my plate, but I do my best. I wear my heart on my sleeve and it often blows up in my face, but every time is a lesson learned. I'll almost always put you before me, but I have my own thoughts and feelings too, so don't be shocked if I oppose you. I love a good conflict. My critiera for you, the one reading this is:1. Please be a girl...That's it.Nah I'm kidding :PI just want a girl I can laugh with and be a complete dumbass with. I want a girl whose willing to challenge me and put me in my place, because I have a tendancy to take all the air in the room. I don't just want a girlfriend, I want a best friend. Someone I can tell everything to. At the end of the day, I just want someone to feel the same way about me as I do them. If you can drink with me then you've got a gold star from me ( not very many people can) long story short. Just give a s.hit about me and I'll go above and beyond my call of duty. (Sounds weird and sort of desperate but meh)This was kind of all over the place, but its not so bad for on the fly I suppose. If there's anything you wanna know extra I'm down for some conversation. Trust me. I'm funny as f.uckSo talk to me and s.hit P.s. the periods in between swear words are because meetville won't let me update or send messages with swear words, which is bullsh.it lolShoot me a message, I'm ready.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

House Metal Watching TV British Thai Vietnamese Western Play Sport Games
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