SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Anissa
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Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
Hi, I like long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, flowers. I accept cash and all major credit cards. Sorry no personal checks. .*update--no Government checks either. Please follow the guideline below to make sure you accomplish the task at hand.Conversation requirements* You must spend at least three quarters of the date ranting about what a horrible person your ex was. *Please make sure that you also include how ridiculously high your child support payments are, and don't leave out how the judge screwed you, because she lied in court.*Please bring up your past criminal history, nothing other than major felonies accepted.Acceptable date activities**scrolling by your baby mamma house to make sure no other dudes are there, and she's home like she said she was gonna be.*introducing me to your mother, trashy sister and as many other women you can think of, so you can get a good "vibe" on me.Options for effective outcomes*Please try to touch me inappropriately, two minutes after meeting you.*Please assume that just because my truck has a bed, we're going to be using it.*It's not real love, if there isn't incessant groping and fondling.*please use course words in casual conversation...it turns me on,..really it does.Added bonus to dating me.*Of course I'll let you use my vehicle, that's why I bought a secondary one. Please feel free to drive around as many women as you can, and tell them it's yours.*Let me know how many car seats you'll be needing and I'll provide them as well.*Yes, I'd love to loan you money. Especially if you ask me in that sexy ghetto speak "can I hold a fifty for you"...is just uber hot. See above..
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Carlee
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I'm a lady, and want be treated like one. I've been hurt, played, lied to, and cheated on. I'm over all that and want a real man. I won't settle for anything less then I deserve, I'm not a snob but I can be if need be. I know what I want, and won't deal with bs. My family is #1, and my child come before anything and anyone else. I like to have a good time. I like goin out with friends (my friends are important), but enjoy staying home also. I love music and goin to concerts. I love being outside, on the water, boating, bon fire's, mud boggs, camping, play grounds (I'm a kid at heart) movies, bowling, sporting events, and comedy clubs.
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Sherilyn
Online
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I\'m just a down to earth person looking for the same. I can be very sarcastic and joke around a lot. I am not looking to play games with anyone and am looking for someone who wants a relationship. I’m looking for person who’s ready for serious relationships and who I can have some joyful moments with.