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CricketOffline
Woman. 72 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 59-63
Always on the go! I can be a bit on the wild side. Very social, love to be around lots of people. Listen to all kinds of music. Seek to meet a communicative person, open to everything new. I am a femsle looking for s male
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MadelaineOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
Single mother looking for someone to hang out with...If ya think I'm "too big" I assume you don't have the right equipment for the job. ;-)
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AnissaOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
Hi, I like long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, flowers. I accept cash and all major credit cards. Sorry no personal checks. .*update--no Government checks either. Please follow the guideline below to make sure you accomplish the task at hand.Conversation requirements* You must spend at least three quarters of the date ranting about what a horrible person your ex was. *Please make sure that you also include how ridiculously high your child support payments are, and don't leave out how the judge screwed you, because she lied in court.*Please bring up your past criminal history, nothing other than major felonies accepted.Acceptable date activities**scrolling by your baby mamma house to make sure no other dudes are there, and she's home like she said she was gonna be.*introducing me to your mother, trashy sister and as many other women you can think of, so you can get a good "vibe" on me.Options for effective outcomes*Please try to touch me inappropriately, two minutes after meeting you.*Please assume that just because my truck has a bed, we're going to be using it.*It's not real love, if there isn't incessant groping and fondling.*please use course words in casual conversation...it turns me on,..really it does.Added bonus to dating me.*Of course I'll let you use my vehicle, that's why I bought a secondary one. Please feel free to drive around as many women as you can, and tell them it's yours.*Let me know how many car seats you'll be needing and I'll provide them as well.*Yes, I'd love to loan you money. Especially if you ask me in that sexy ghetto speak "can I hold a fifty for you"...is just uber hot. See above..