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OfeliaOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
• I’m a superhero. Special power: I go invisible in large crowds and hallways. (My daughter claims it’s because I’m short. Wtf does she know, she’s 16.)• I don’t have a single tattoo. I’m not opposed, I just wish they were animated.• I love tattoos! Head to toe.• I am not politically correct.• I hear “MOMMMM... YOU CAN’T SAY THAT!” every single day. I usually respond “ohhhh... F*ck!”. If there’s such thing as social Tourette’s, I might have it.• Two piercings. One there ? and one there ?• If you’re 6ft or taller, I will laugh at you if you’re scared of heights.• I hate pubic hair. On the body is gross. On toilet seats, bathtubs, floors, pillows, it’s freaken disgusting!• I hate crowds... But if there’s live music and a couple beers, I’M IN! I absolutely love live music.• I don’t recycle. I’m not opposed to it, I just don’t do it.• I’m hella excited about the zombie apocalypse. Team Zombie!• I do have a checklist for what I definitely don’t want in my life (see below). Otherwise, you’re golden.• I’m not looking for a dad for my daughter, and I don’t want your babies. I had one, I got fixed, end of. Please note: I don’t have the ex parent baggage or the freak child who makes life miserable for anyone I date. She’s respectful, welcoming and independent.• I’ve never had a hamburger. Yes I’m vegetarian. No it’s not about the animals. I’d eat them bloody, they just make me sick.• I don’t want to go hunting or fishing with you. Wait! If it’s hunting Sasquatch.... HELLS YEAH! F*CK YEAH!. Driving to the mountains to put a pole and some string in some water... no. Never.• I’ve never drank a cup of coffee. I like my tea. I don’t care what you eat or drink.• I don’t cook.• People smell. Especially Elevator People. Bus People are the worst.• My English is crap. I wish it was because it’s my second language. It’s not, I don’t know any other languages.• There’s a reason I don’t have loads of photos. I’m shy, and fatter then average (not beached whale fat, jeeze). If we meet, don’t be heartbroken when you don’t see a model. Just being honest.• Been told I smile too much. Dimples are deceiving, like now actually. They make you look like you’re smiling, even in those “oh f*ck, what have I gotten myself into” moments.• I’m not controlling or one of those women that freaks out about you going out with friends. Enjoy life, and your friends.• Not only do I drive, but I drive a stick. Bus People smell awful, remember? I do drive an orange jeep. Yes, I know it looks like a midget bus, it makes me smile.• I’m socially awkward so I need someone who isn’t, because well… it’s just easier that way. • Oh, and I swear.It might sting a little... Or a lot.• You must not live in mommy’s or daddy’s home/garage/basement/car/tent because it’s free. And FFS please don’t call them mommy or daddy!• You must know how to do your laundry and know how to put a sheet on the bed.• Hopefully you drive, and I don’t care what you drive. I won’t be impressed if your car is straight off the set of the fast and the furious. Equally, I won’t be impressed that you ride your bicycle to work because it’s “good for the environment”.• No criminals please.. wait, I guess it depends on the crime and situation. We’ll talk.• No virgins, or nearly virgins. I don’t want you if you’ve only had one or two girlfriends… and that was around high school…. but she really loved you…. because she talked to you that once, so you stalked her… but that doesn’t count because you were in the area anyway o.O• If you look like you belong on a rapist/child molester warning poster, I’m not interested.• You must not see “shadow people” or have been abducted by aliens.• Bald men are sexy, balding men look like they’re on the poster I mentioned earlier.• Please, if you’re socially awkward, don’t message me. It’s hard enough already.
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MyrnaOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
Well I am certainly interested in seeing what will happen here. I'm a hard working single girl and I enjoy life. I have a great group of friends and a wonderful family, who I spend lots of time with. BBQs and fires in the yard happen around here lots. I'm always cooking and love trying new foods. I've had a few failures, but people keep getting me to cook for them. So that should say something. I try to get to the gym a couple times a week. It's a great way to deal with work stress and have some down time. Running is the bane of my existence, but I keep going out and pushing myself. (I must be a sucker for punishment!) I'm a pretty down to earth girl and work hard for what I have. My job keeps me busy and I have an irregular schedule, so I don't always have weekends off. To be honest I wouldn't have it any other way! Grocery shopping on a Tuesday morning means I'm only getting run over by little old ladies (they scare the hell out of me, but would love to grow up to be just like them! Grey haired and on a mission!). Plus my strange schedule also makes me appreciate my days off even more! I have my own house and hope to renovate it soon. It's a work in progress... A long progress, but a fun one! There is so much to see and do, I love exploring. I'm always up for a challenge and trying something new. Tried downhill skiing for the first time in years this past winter and managed to do it without breaking any limbs. So then I kept going back for more!!! Hoping for more challenges, one that manages to keep all my limbs from permanent damage. (I still have to work) and doesn't involve jumping out of a plane. (Heights are sooooo not good. Call me wimpy, but I can kill my own spiders, just not when they are up high.) Well that's me in a nut shell... As for what I'm looking in a partner... Well someone who is active and is willing to try new things. Has to be willing to travel and get off the beaten path. You can't take yourself too seriously and must be willing to laugh. Life should be fun and you have to be willing to enjoy it! Also if you're not willing to put up a photo, then I will not reply back. Everyone always says meeting for a coffee, but wouldn't a mini golf or even just a walk along the river be more entertaining?!?
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NidaOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I am a fairly easy going girl who is family orientated who likes to spend time with friends spend time outside going to pubs listening to music attending concerts and going to festivals eating out and just relaxing. Looking for someone with similar interests to get to know better and see what happens Coffee or drinks