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OfeliaOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
• I’m a superhero. Special power: I go invisible in large crowds and hallways. (My daughter claims it’s because I’m short. Wtf does she know, she’s 16.)• I don’t have a single tattoo. I’m not opposed, I just wish they were animated.• I love tattoos! Head to toe.• I am not politically correct.• I hear “MOMMMM... YOU CAN’T SAY THAT!” every single day. I usually respond “ohhhh... F*ck!”. If there’s such thing as social Tourette’s, I might have it.• Two piercings. One there ? and one there ?• If you’re 6ft or taller, I will laugh at you if you’re scared of heights.• I hate pubic hair. On the body is gross. On toilet seats, bathtubs, floors, pillows, it’s freaken disgusting!• I hate crowds... But if there’s live music and a couple beers, I’M IN! I absolutely love live music.• I don’t recycle. I’m not opposed to it, I just don’t do it.• I’m hella excited about the zombie apocalypse. Team Zombie!• I do have a checklist for what I definitely don’t want in my life (see below). Otherwise, you’re golden.• I’m not looking for a dad for my daughter, and I don’t want your babies. I had one, I got fixed, end of. Please note: I don’t have the ex parent baggage or the freak child who makes life miserable for anyone I date. She’s respectful, welcoming and independent.• I’ve never had a hamburger. Yes I’m vegetarian. No it’s not about the animals. I’d eat them bloody, they just make me sick.• I don’t want to go hunting or fishing with you. Wait! If it’s hunting Sasquatch.... HELLS YEAH! F*CK YEAH!. Driving to the mountains to put a pole and some string in some water... no. Never.• I’ve never drank a cup of coffee. I like my tea. I don’t care what you eat or drink.• I don’t cook.• People smell. Especially Elevator People. Bus People are the worst.• My English is crap. I wish it was because it’s my second language. It’s not, I don’t know any other languages.• There’s a reason I don’t have loads of photos. I’m shy, and fatter then average (not beached whale fat, jeeze). If we meet, don’t be heartbroken when you don’t see a model. Just being honest.• Been told I smile too much. Dimples are deceiving, like now actually. They make you look like you’re smiling, even in those “oh f*ck, what have I gotten myself into” moments.• I’m not controlling or one of those women that freaks out about you going out with friends. Enjoy life, and your friends.• Not only do I drive, but I drive a stick. Bus People smell awful, remember? I do drive an orange jeep. Yes, I know it looks like a midget bus, it makes me smile.• I’m socially awkward so I need someone who isn’t, because well… it’s just easier that way. • Oh, and I swear.It might sting a little... Or a lot.• You must not live in mommy’s or daddy’s home/garage/basement/car/tent because it’s free. And FFS please don’t call them mommy or daddy!• You must know how to do your laundry and know how to put a sheet on the bed.• Hopefully you drive, and I don’t care what you drive. I won’t be impressed if your car is straight off the set of the fast and the furious. Equally, I won’t be impressed that you ride your bicycle to work because it’s “good for the environment”.• No criminals please.. wait, I guess it depends on the crime and situation. We’ll talk.• No virgins, or nearly virgins. I don’t want you if you’ve only had one or two girlfriends… and that was around high school…. but she really loved you…. because she talked to you that once, so you stalked her… but that doesn’t count because you were in the area anyway o.O• If you look like you belong on a rapist/child molester warning poster, I’m not interested.• You must not see “shadow people” or have been abducted by aliens.• Bald men are sexy, balding men look like they’re on the poster I mentioned earlier.• Please, if you’re socially awkward, don’t message me. It’s hard enough already.
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DongOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Okay, I've been absent from here for awhile after a few failed attempts but I am taking a deep breath and giving it another go. Here is some more information about me. When it comes to life I am a pretty laid back and easy going person who is not hard to please. I have a tendency to be stubborn, as probably anyone will tell you, as well as opinionated. I can't help it. I say it as it is because is there any better way to say it? That doesn't mean I don't care though because I hate hurting people's feelings. I'm a loyal and honest individual, who has a sarcastic edge. I'm fun loving and sweet, and just enjoy things in general. I recently got my motorcycle license and am working through the stages of that which I find ridiculously exciting!I am definitely an animal person. If you would have known me a year ago you would have known me as a cat person but a year ago I got a puppy and - am now definitely a dog person (don't worry I still love my cats too). So if you have any interest in me you are going to have to like animals. Don't worry I don't have a herd - just a dog and two cats and believe me that is enough! :) So I guess if you aren't an animal person you need not apply because they are not optional. Sorry :(When it comes to hobbies I like anything artsy-fartsy. I like writing, drawing, reading and I'm something of a movie addict, and over the past few years apparently a bit of a tv one too. LOL. I enjoy a night home curled on the couch more than I do any night down at the bars. In fact I can't remember the last time I went to a bar - just not really my scene I guess. I like walking and hiking, I would love to learn how to surf but the problem being there is no where around here and I get motion sick. Bummer. I love to camp - and not that fake camping either with the RV and all that jazz but the tent or pop up camping. I'd like to say I like the gym... but I don't. I try to go and I manage but I'm not a fitness junkie by any means. I'm going to try running - I was just involved in a 5K and actually liked it so I'm going to give this new venture some attention. I have a really bad sweet tooth, I try to practice self control but...er... yeah.. sweets just call to me, what can I say. Music wise I like country music. I know, the horror huh! But I really do! I like concerts and adooore plays ( not... country plays but theater in general). I also like pop and dance... stuff like 96.3 would play - so there is hope for me see. In the end I guess I'm just a girl looking for a guy that compliments my life. I'm independent and self sufficient and I don't see a problem with that. I know what I want and don't pretend otherwise - what's the point in doing that? So if you are interested just toss me a message.
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MyraOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
Hi I'm kendra. I'm looking to settle down an find the 'right one' i have 3 kids. one lives with me an get get the other two whenever i want. i drink very seldom. i like to play darts an sit around a bonfire with friends. i love love love music. I'm very laid back an easy to get along with. I'm looking to settle downim not into playing headgames! I'm to old for that shit! an I've been hurt to many times! i want a real man...not a player! if your looking for just a 'hook up' then keep looking! i stay home i have seizures not often but i do have them.I'm not looking for someone to take care of me i take care of myself an my son on my own an do just fine.I'm looking for love an have plenty of love to give. with that being said...HAPPY FISHING P.s. ***friendly. :-) Dinner movie whatever happens guess we will decide