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Lona, 35
United States, Pennsylvania, Shamokin

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’m not feeling it. Cuz I feel like a positive attitude is so important in life. If I spend my days crying in my cheerios about any little thing; where will that get me? I love to use sarcasm and humor to lighten moods and make points I feel are important. I will attempt to not exude as much cynicism in this description so bear with me, as sarcasm IS my favorite attitude.I curse often…I avoid it at inappropriate times…but I do luv to curse. I will pretend that I am not annoyed by deceit and simply never call again, leaving u to wonder y. Cuz that’s some good retribution.I am not real emotional, -though that does not mean I lack feelings-have a lot of guy friends and a big family that I am close with and complain about often.I do attend college and work sometimes more than one or two jobs to support myself and my children. I have goals and expect myself to reach them. I am totally into dark haired guys….luv beards….no idea way…it’s a biological/ cultural thing I suppose.I am shy…..that’s right…shy; though I rarely show it. But, when I am comfortable around ppl, my charismatic personality blooms. I have not much need for conformity and absolutely require understanding. I am atheist- contrary to popular belief of atheism I have a sickly strong moral foreground, have never sacrificed a baby, spit on a cross, or been to prison; however, I do charity work as much as I possibly can and love with full intent of making another person feel happy and secure. As a matter of fact, I am completely committed to the person I am with and tend to cling to that loyalty as a moral standing even when I shouldn't. Basically, I am looking for normalcy; or my own/ significant other’s version of normalcy. Someone to review life decisions, discuss transgressions and points of view calmly, eat pizza and watch movies, argue about who will pick up the dirty socks on the floor, and someone to support during tough times and rejoice with over successful times. I am so bullheaded sometimes…..ugh…just an absolute sense of rightness…I need someone who is able to handle and combat this appropriately. :DWhat I am/am not looking for:Someone tall- as I am tall. Women…always gotta feel protected in the arms of their man u know.Someone honest…ugh…liars r just a huge turn off. If u tell me u went to Brown University, u better be able to spell University and at least use proper grammar. (I don’t, but I’m not claiming to have attended Brown either). Caring and insightful…but not super gushy too often as it loses its weight and becomes just words. I’m not real needy and will take honesty-good or bad- over some BS sweet talking any day. I could list all the do’s and do not’s that I tend to focus on with this internet dating stuff but then that would give it away wouldn't it? A vast certainty of one’s level of attractiveness is a complete turn off. If u feel like women around the globe are standing in line to be with you bcuz ur biceps are deliciously sculpted…chances are u r an egomaniac and there is an even greater chance that the woman standing in that line are as well- –Studies show inflated level of self-esteem yield to deception within us about ourselves. Pride is a perceived emotion and be our best friend or worst enemy. Not going for brainiac here....just laying out the facts.So there u have it….. If u r looking for casual dating in hopes of connection, leading to a strong foundation of friendship, which could move to a lasting commitment then hit me up. Just have something not boring planned...like b4 hand...I know it's a pain. And dating is such a chore...but this is the dance we must do, is it not?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Blues Rap Cycling Video Games Motorcycle Racing Nascar
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