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Kortney, 33
United States, Pennsylvania, Selinsgrove

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About Me

I love to read and adore music (except country). I love to laugh, have a dry sense of humor and like to think I am fairly interesting. I despise cheaters, liars, shallowness and rudeness just to make others feel awful. I don't want to talk dirty to you, I don't want you to talk dirty to me :) Some short pin-points:- I hate drama and the people who create it;- I love grape Kool-Aid;- I don't like coffee, but love cappuccino;- You will never find me making or posting "Duck Face" pictures. They're ridiculous and very much annoy me;- I despise women who put pictures of their children on a single's site. It's completely irresponsible and fodder for potential perverts. Why would someone do this?- I love to play devil's advocate;- I will make inappropriate jokes and call you a bad person for laughing;- I'd also like to thank TAP-OUT Clothing for helping me spot douchebags immediately.~~I suppose I am looking for someone who's intelligent, cares about their appearance, has a sense of humor (and can detect sarcasm for what it is); despises LIARS and people who say they are monogomous, yet will sleep with anything; is open-minded, yet has convictions; has an opinion of their own, yet will listen to those of others; sensitivity, kindness and generally a HEART (cold and non-beating does not count). MUST LOVE MUSIC!! Good music...if "As I Lay Dying" is mentioned, I can not speak to you. PS-put yer shirt on. A public venue so I may...vanish...if need be. *** Calling me a "stupid ©unt" because I don't want to date you probably won't lead to one***

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    No

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    Hi there!Thanks for checking out my profile! I think like most people this is the most difficult section to fill out but here goes nothing.....I'm hoping to meet someone who is serious about finding a lasting relationship and building a future. Someone who comes from a good family and has his head on straight and can make laugh until I cry. I think family is #1 and hope to have one of my own someday.I have a job I enjoy and work really hard at. In my free time I like to spend time with family and friends, take long walks, watch movies, try new restaurants (especially in the summer when I can sit on a patio!) I'm also a bit of a reality tv junkie :) I'm not a big sports fan, but I do enjoy going to live sporting events, I think the atmosphere is just amazing. I enjoy cooking and trying new recipes, especially with a glass of wine or two ;) I love to travel and have been to many places but there are many more to see and would be nice to share those experiences with someone.Good luck to everybody in their search! Something simple...we can decide together.

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    I enjoy many different things. I love music mostly oldies, classic rock and country. I would much rather talk to people in person rather than write a novel about myself. I am kind and honest. My family and friends are very important to me and am looking for someone that feels the same :)

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  • Dawn from Selinsgrove | Woman | 34 years old | Aquarius
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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    Hi! I have realized that I value interactions so much that online dating is tough! I enjoy a blend of inanity and intelligent conversation, I'm excited to learn about and try new things and have good job, house, family...and I want someone to share it all with! So I am NOT looking for just a friend-with-benefits...I probably talk too much and laugh too loud, but the people closest to me wouldn't change me :) I value my friends and family and am a giver by nature. I try hard to avoid drama and toxic personalities that create it! I can be really silly but am also a smartass, so I need to find a guy with whom I don't have to follow what I say with ”just kidding”!--LOVE going to shows to hear live music, prefer small clubs but also like big venues, all genres. --I go to tons of Stars games -- I've got two big mutts, one of whom is snoring loudly at my feet, who make up my household (plus a cat***I like road trips but don't take enough. I'm going to travel more since I have found a couple of single travel friends...--I love singing Hair Band songs at karaoke a couple times a month. --I play on a couple of soccer teams, indoor and outdoor, coed and womens. --I watch way too many cartoons. --I can always read and reread Kurt Vonnegut . --I like my beer a little dark and my whiskey on the rocks.Since I'm usually happy to meet new people, I'm not going to spell out what I currently believe is the sort of guy I'm looking for. But I feel awkward around quiet guys because it feels like they want to be entertained rather than contribute! A somewhat wicked sense of humor is definitely a plus.

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