Alona, 33
Online
About Me
"I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. " --I don't even like Will Ferrell. I'm an independent woman looking for someone I can depend on. I live and breath music. I like a very diverse selection of music, but I'm a rocker for sure. Life is so much better with a soundtrack. If you play the guitar, it's a done deal. I love God, family, friends, animals, and... music (in case you missed that part). I enjoy playing pool, bowling, reading, watching movies, road trips, mint chocolate chip ice cream, the cool side of the pillow, go carts, driving around and singing my face off. I love when I get the bigger half at Subway. I love getting out and enjoying a day at the zoo, or amusement park, or the water, concerts, museums, carnivals, wildlife refuge, (anything to do with animals, music, or rollercoasters!). I love comedy clubs and piano bars.....whats not to love? I enjoy the symphony, nice dinners, fireworks, horseback riding (or even just feeding/petting the gorgeous animals), walks on the beach, parks, and picnics where I can feed ducks. I have a crazy fascination with penguins. Rock Band is my guilty pleasure. No seriously... I love Rock Band. A lot. I just realized that I overuse the ellipsis. Like...I'm totally pimpin that thing out. I love to laugh and I'm a sarcastic smartass. #iliketorandomlyhashtagfornoreasonContrary to popular belief, we Gingers do not smell like pennies. P.S. If your profile picture includes a poor dead animal, that you seem to be proud to have killed, and the Apocalypse is not upon us, we probably won't get along. If you ask me out for coffee, you clearly didnt read my profile (#fail) so you better at least make me laugh. Fyi... "hey wanna go get some coffee? Lol just kidding!" does not equate to funny. You'd be better off just asking me if I wanna wrestle. I'm a bit of a (big) grammar nazi. Oh, if the best you can do for a picture is a selfie in the bathroom, could you at least crop out the toilet? C'mon buddy. Anything besides a coffee shop will probably work. However, I do enjoy sitting outside Starbucks on a pretty day with a cold frappachino and a good book. (My effort to compromise.)Worst first date: Yes, you guessed it, a coffee shop, or like maybe, "Tour de Folgers".Wanna come over and watch porn on my 60" flat screen mirror? KIDDINGBest first date: My last first date would be the best first date. But I'd be perfectly content with a badass concert.
PERSONAL INFORMATION
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Looking for
man
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Relationship
Never married
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Have kids
No
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Wants kids
Someday
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Ethnicity
Caucasian
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Faith
Other
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Body type
Average
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Height
5'7"
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Eye color
Brown
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Smoke
Yes, socially
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Drink
Yes, socially
INTERESTS
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