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EmeldaOnline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
;LOOK AT ME, I'M SO AWESOME, PAY ATTENTION TO ME, AREN'T I PRETTY, LOOKIE OVER HERE, TALK TO ME, LIKE ME, LOVE ME!" normal things that (and here I am assuming) chicks do on these things, let me just preface this with I am probably not going to be your first choice. It's okay.I'm not the kind of girl that gets picked first- because I'm not flashy and bright and ...well- slutty. =c) I'm more like...a ninja. You don't even seem me coming, and then suddenly WHAM ! I'm all up in your heart. All stealthy like. Yeah, I'm pretty much the most awesome thing ever. Actually I'm just not awesome, I'm aweMOST. Don't believe me? Need proof?! Fine. 1.I'm the kind of girl that will play Tekken with you while swigging beer and getting turned on when I kick your ass, but also I'll unplug your computer if you're ***, no matter how close you are to your ***charisma cloak of Super Dorkdum or whatever they are called. I won't listen to you whine about the fact you missed last nights raid because we were making out, I will however pay enough attention that my eyes won't glaze over when you start in on your DoT or Area affect spell-well not much. And I use Geek references because it's what I know- but if you're deal is music or cars or anything, I will pay attention. But if I get bored, be prepared for me to jump in your lap to distract you. 2.I'm the kind of girl that will play footies with you while we're on the couch, me with my book and you watching something on television, but also I'm the kind of that will drag you out of the house to walk around the woods in the rain. 3.I'm the kind of girl that can change my own oil, do my own tune up, change my own tire- but I'd still be grateful if you did it. Usually VERY grateful.4.I'm the kind of girl that will wear jeans, flip flops and a tshirt at the game, but I'll also dress up and be girly when you take me out to dinner. And be super adorable either time.5. I'm the kind of girl that has a zombie survival plan (it involves an Ewok village type set up because...seriously...you ever seen a mutha'effin zombie climb a tree? No. No, no you have not. Therefore I will live while you are brain nom nom noms.) I also have a bucket list and a "I will NEVER do this" list. I don't plan a lot of things often, and so am always amused when people can plan anything and therefore will always be surprised! 7. I'm the kind of girl that will go to your parents, call your mother ma'am, offer to help with the dishes, charm your father, and have them both wondering exactly when I'm getting an engagement ring. (I'm also the kind of girl that ain't the marrying kind, so no worries.) However, I am also the chick that your guy pals won't mind me hanging around because I can keep my own in snark conversation, sport talks, geekdom, and I don't need to be in your hip pocket when we're out with a group.I promise never to wear booty shorts in public. I swear to never ask you to explain to me the difference between Star Trek and ST;TNG- because I know. I will make you kill every spider in existence. I will make fun of you in front of your friends, but give you kisses to stroke your ego when you get pouty. I will need constant affection. I will watch horror movies with you. I will play catch with you. I will not go camping. I will not go hunting. I will go to the arcade. I can spend hours kissing. I will need you to get excited about things I'm excited about and I promise to do the same for you. Once we are serious, you will need to hold you own with my family- if you need saving from them, then you're not the one...Also, I'm the kind of girl that skipped number 6 on purpose...Are you the kind of guy that noticed? If we are talking full fantasy, let's really take it out there. You would have tickets to the newest, hottest Sci-Fi movie (a private showing so we can talk) and you'd not bat an eyelash at the fact that I am ordering snackage because you think my curves are awesome. Afterwards, you'd escort me to a Chinese latern lit dinner on the deck of your lake home where a thick steak (cooked medium rare) and a large baked potato and fresh warm bread with real butter and a nice mixed drink is. Then we would sit, watching the stars dance across the water, with a fireplace near us where we discuss favorite books (me--{not CLUELESS}, and the original Star Wars) and making each other laugh. Then you'd let me drive the Jeep home, ask for a chance at a second date, kiss me without asking because you can't help yourself, and promise to text later only to text me before you leave my street. Reality however is us meeting somwhere public with lots of people because I'm a fraidy cat, doing some window shopping while chatting, a good steak dinner somwhere where we discuss movies, books, and making eachother laugh. Then you'd ask for a chance at a second date, kiss me without asking because you can't help yourself, and promise to text later only to text me before you leave the parking lot.
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ChristeneOnline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
so the first time I wrote this I talked about my hobbies, goals and what I was looking for.......nobody really seemed to care so I am going to take a different approachIf you are looking for a greedy, needy, dependent woman keep looking .....If you want a girl to wait on you hand and foot and cater to your every whim I am not your girl (looking for an equal) If you have a wondering eye and like to control everything keep looking. And most importantly if you are looking for a hook up or a booty call don't message me I don't have time for games I love a man with tattoos but not a must must have goals and ambitions in life I love the outdoors (hiking, bonfires, camping, boating) and sports must love kids ( I have 2 boys 13 and ***they are a package deal but not looking for a dad they have oneI love grilling out with friends and family and sitting around a fireI enjoy working out and staying fit I love the simply things in life I have a nice house, a nice car and live a comfortable lifestyle looking for an equal in life someone to can have fun in whatever they do and find the good in any situation5 random things about me1 I am fluent in sarcasm2 I am addicted to chapstick3 my dog gizmo is like another child to me4 l love margaritas 5 I have 5 tattoos (tastefully placed) and would like more Somewhere to talk and get to know each other. Doesn't have to be anything fancy
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SteffieOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I am really not good at talking about myself, but here goes nothing. I am an average down to earth lady looking for a down to earth man to spend free time with and see where things may lead. I tend to be attracted to males taller than myself (not hard to beat my staggering 5'5) who possess good communication skills, and confidence without arrogance. I love to laugh, so anyone with a great personality and sense of humor gets bonus points. From past experience on this site, I find it necessary to state that I will not, under any circumstances, be involved in any sexual activity on the first date. If that is what you are looking for, please move on to the next profile. If you think you may be what I am looking for, feel free to drop me a line. I will respond to everyone, unless you do not have a profile picture that shows your face...no pic, no response. Anything that will allow two people to talk and get to know one another