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EmeldaOnline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
;LOOK AT ME, I'M SO AWESOME, PAY ATTENTION TO ME, AREN'T I PRETTY, LOOKIE OVER HERE, TALK TO ME, LIKE ME, LOVE ME!" normal things that (and here I am assuming) chicks do on these things, let me just preface this with I am probably not going to be your first choice. It's okay.I'm not the kind of girl that gets picked first- because I'm not flashy and bright and ...well- slutty. =c) I'm more like...a ninja. You don't even seem me coming, and then suddenly WHAM ! I'm all up in your heart. All stealthy like. Yeah, I'm pretty much the most awesome thing ever. Actually I'm just not awesome, I'm aweMOST. Don't believe me? Need proof?! Fine. 1.I'm the kind of girl that will play Tekken with you while swigging beer and getting turned on when I kick your ass, but also I'll unplug your computer if you're ***, no matter how close you are to your ***charisma cloak of Super Dorkdum or whatever they are called. I won't listen to you whine about the fact you missed last nights raid because we were making out, I will however pay enough attention that my eyes won't glaze over when you start in on your DoT or Area affect spell-well not much. And I use Geek references because it's what I know- but if you're deal is music or cars or anything, I will pay attention. But if I get bored, be prepared for me to jump in your lap to distract you. 2.I'm the kind of girl that will play footies with you while we're on the couch, me with my book and you watching something on television, but also I'm the kind of that will drag you out of the house to walk around the woods in the rain. 3.I'm the kind of girl that can change my own oil, do my own tune up, change my own tire- but I'd still be grateful if you did it. Usually VERY grateful.4.I'm the kind of girl that will wear jeans, flip flops and a tshirt at the game, but I'll also dress up and be girly when you take me out to dinner. And be super adorable either time.5. I'm the kind of girl that has a zombie survival plan (it involves an Ewok village type set up because...seriously...you ever seen a mutha'effin zombie climb a tree? No. No, no you have not. Therefore I will live while you are brain nom nom noms.) I also have a bucket list and a "I will NEVER do this" list. I don't plan a lot of things often, and so am always amused when people can plan anything and therefore will always be surprised! 7. I'm the kind of girl that will go to your parents, call your mother ma'am, offer to help with the dishes, charm your father, and have them both wondering exactly when I'm getting an engagement ring. (I'm also the kind of girl that ain't the marrying kind, so no worries.) However, I am also the chick that your guy pals won't mind me hanging around because I can keep my own in snark conversation, sport talks, geekdom, and I don't need to be in your hip pocket when we're out with a group.I promise never to wear booty shorts in public. I swear to never ask you to explain to me the difference between Star Trek and ST;TNG- because I know. I will make you kill every spider in existence. I will make fun of you in front of your friends, but give you kisses to stroke your ego when you get pouty. I will need constant affection. I will watch horror movies with you. I will play catch with you. I will not go camping. I will not go hunting. I will go to the arcade. I can spend hours kissing. I will need you to get excited about things I'm excited about and I promise to do the same for you. Once we are serious, you will need to hold you own with my family- if you need saving from them, then you're not the one...Also, I'm the kind of girl that skipped number 6 on purpose...Are you the kind of guy that noticed? If we are talking full fantasy, let's really take it out there. You would have tickets to the newest, hottest Sci-Fi movie (a private showing so we can talk) and you'd not bat an eyelash at the fact that I am ordering snackage because you think my curves are awesome. Afterwards, you'd escort me to a Chinese latern lit dinner on the deck of your lake home where a thick steak (cooked medium rare) and a large baked potato and fresh warm bread with real butter and a nice mixed drink is. Then we would sit, watching the stars dance across the water, with a fireplace near us where we discuss favorite books (me--{not CLUELESS}, and the original Star Wars) and making each other laugh. Then you'd let me drive the Jeep home, ask for a chance at a second date, kiss me without asking because you can't help yourself, and promise to text later only to text me before you leave my street. Reality however is us meeting somwhere public with lots of people because I'm a fraidy cat, doing some window shopping while chatting, a good steak dinner somwhere where we discuss movies, books, and making eachother laugh. Then you'd ask for a chance at a second date, kiss me without asking because you can't help yourself, and promise to text later only to text me before you leave the parking lot.
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GoldenOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Came here to laugh at some friends' profile, met some awesome people and decided to stay. I don't really *want* a man, but if "he" showed up I would probably give in.I. Love. Men. My soul mate was a US Navy SEAL who passed away before our son was born.-spoken and modest man. He set the bar for any future relationships. I have yet to find another man who understands two people can love one another and respect each other's emotions and trust without drama and arguing. I grew up much more quickly than I should have, and usually get along better with those older than myself, but maturity comes at all ages. Just have a good head on your shoulders and not be a frat boy.My two children come first. That will never change. One is special needs (Autism, Type 1 diabetic) and I will drop everything to care for him. If anyone ever tried to hurt him or his brother in any way, I would happily go to prison rectifying it. True story.I'm 5'9 and trained in MMA for a few years. I am nowhere near 'hardcore' or *** like some of you have assumed. It was either martial arts or ballet, and my father didn't have a son so he won. And that 'few extra pounds' does not mean 'morbidly obese'. I take extremely good care of myself and have always been naturally curvy. I also gained alot of muscle whole training. I am 100% happy with myself and if a man isn't that is his problem. I have never received a.complaint.That being said, I wear high heels. Alot. Besides, I gravitate to the big ones. I am a sucker for big shoulders. Especially if he's bald. That has everything to do with my Randy Couture fascination (and a childhood crush on Captain Picard). I will always think Randy Couture is hotter than you. I don't want to feel like your bodyguard so please be taller than me. Beef makes me feel all petite and feminine, which is reason #3 I love the juggernauts. Reasons #1 and #2 are none of your business.On the other hand, when I'm not watching the contact-sport type, I am enjoying Liev Schreiber. Tall, sexy, intelligent, wears a suit like he was born for it. I watch the History Channel just to hear him narrate. So I guess it is safe to say the dapper and distinguished intellect is my cup of tea, also. And the Russian guy I met at the opera. Apparently Russian men have the irresistably charming and open-the-door-for-her/we're-the-only-people-in-the-world-right-now engrossed in a woman thing down pat. If I had that guy's number I wouldn't be on this site.If you cannot spell, carry on intelligent conversation, are addicted to ANYTHING- be it a substance, bottle, or video game- do not contact me. I love to laugh. My twisted sense of humor has surprised many. Don't send me pictures of your cars, trucks, boats, etc. I am very independent and have my own land, money, house, and so forth so I really don't care about yours. No offense, I just prefer a man who cares about more than the superficial. If you are involved in any illicit or illegal activity, don't waste my time. I have a very large Federal law enforcement family. These are NOT podunk local cops. Your behavior will no doubt at some point be scrutinized by my interrogator specialist father and one of the Navy SEALs. Infuriatiing at times, but has saved me from disaster before so don't lie, don't play, and don't be an idiot because when they show up with evidence I listen. Please love animals. I am a farm girl down to the core.I guess I am looking for a 6'4 Russian SpecOps businessman who teaches science and history to first graders and helps old ladies cross the street. Until he comes along, I don't mind talking to the rest of you. :) If I don't respond to chat requests, please don't think I am *** 99% of the time I am out working and using my phone and as you may know, meetville chat doesn't work on most mobile devices... Also this app leaves me logged in when I'm really not so if I don't answer it could very well be that I'm not really online. Thanks for understanding :)
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LexieOnline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
Here are 10 things that YOU should know about me and why YOU respond to my profile. 10. You will see my smile far more often than my frown.9. You won’t be holding my purse at the shoe store. You won’t even BE at the shoe store with me.8. You will never see me roll my eyes at you when you say something because I will respect you.7. You won’t hear me nag and complain because I don’t sweat the small stuff.6. You will find yourself thinking seriously about my observations on life and current events.5. You will find yourself with a late night dinner if you have to work late or an appointment for a massage if your back is hurting4. You will experience new things because I am independent and enjoy hanging out with family and friends3. You will always find yourself wondering what is next because I am spontaneous but enjoy making plans. 2. You never will have to worry about me because I’m loyal and faithful. 1. You won’t hear these awful words: “I’m not in the ...." to find out the rest you will have to message me :)