SIMILAR PEOPLE
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PaulieOffline
Man. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 19-29
If you managed to make it past my picture then congratulations, perhaps you're not as shallow as most people on here. I mean come on, we're all guilty, we don't even look at a persons profile unless they like what they see in the picture. I admit, I can be like that sometimes too, but I at least try to judge people based on their personality.Anyway, onto my "mandatory" description. I was never the popular kid in school, nor did I want to be (all those people were honestly annoying and I didn't like them). I was never the attractive guy in school, and probably haven't improved much. I'm an easygoing guy that can be kind of awkward sometimes, but I mean well. I'm extremely sarcastic. That's most of my sense of humor; other times I'm just a complete goof ball. Other than that, I like long walks on the beach, cuddling, and listening to people's problems. I can dress up for the right occasion but still get down and dirty. I'm super shy, but once you get to know me I never stop talking! I firmly believe in living life to the fullest, and there's nobody that can stop me from doing that. One of my favorite quotes is by James Dean: “Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.” Now if you don’t see the sarcasm in all of that….clearly we wouldn’t get along. All you have to do is look for the women with duck face photos in the bathroom, the usual bikini shot, pictures of all your girlfriends at a dance club (which is annoying when all your shots are pictures of you and your friends; makes it annoying trying to identify what you actually look like), pictures of your ass, pictures of your tattoos with cheesy quotes, and all those other annoying things. Sad part is, all I had to do was look at some profiles on here to come up with all this wonderful sarcasm. Well this has been more of a rant than an actual description, but all you really need to know about me is that I’m a kickass nerdy awkward engineer who sings and plays the guitar.And if anything in this “description” makes me sound like a hypocrite…. screw you. And the horse you rode in haha.Send me a message if you want to know more about the beautiful me! (warning, intense sarcasm). But let’s be realistic, the girl never messages the guy. Always gotta leave it to the guy. If you really want to impress me then send me a message. That is of course if you even got to the end of this “description”. And if you did manage to read all of this, congratulations, you deserve a cookie haha. We go out to a classy five star restaurant, take a long walk on a beach, and discuss something meaningful.....yeah that's a load of BS. I guess I could come up with something clever, I guess it'd be based on our interests. A movie is dumb cause you don't even get to talk to the person. If it's winter time we're not gonna want to take a long walk on the beach. If we're both dirt poor, we're not gonna go to a high end restaurant. So it would really depend on our interests.
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JeffryOffline
Man. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 22-32
I’m handsome, tall and smart. Need any proof? So feel free to check this out in real life. I’m just looking for someone to get to know, possibly someone with the same interests as me.
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JaydonOffline
Man. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 20-30
I'm not going to write a puff piece. I'm not going to pretend I own a car, as guys here are infamous for doing (although I can access my family's car almost whenever I want). I'm going to write about my positives AND negatives here:Positives?I iz inteligunt.I'm a very nice guy, very ethical.I'm good at dry humor, although I have to be in my element for that to manifest.I can be a good partner for deep conversation.I attend a "; school.I am receptive to constructive criticism (including that targeted at this profile) and always looking to improve myself.My voice is deep and sexy.My penis is also very nice.I'm great...really great, at phone sex.People say I'm cuter in person.Negatives:My social life was abysmal in high school and the early years of college. It is better now, but I still have little pockets of *** the outside world. I'm not a partier, clubber, or bar...er either. Unless you can find me a bar where I don't have to scream at the top of my lungs to be heard over the music. Then I'm game. And I am warming up to dance floors. But it's not a good place for a first date.I am very out of touch with pop culture.I dress like an old man, in the words of a friend of mine. I feel like a clown in fancy clothes. I'll dress nice for our first date, or when going out, but in general I like to wear things which are rather plain.I hate 90% of the music I've ever heard while riding in someone else's car. (though I'm sure this is a positive with many people)Other information?My biggest hobbies are writing and computer gaming. Other than that, I like listening to music (soundtracks in particular) and surfing teh internetz. I like beaches too. I'm not a big form of passive entertainment, like reading (yes, I know, ironic for a writer) and watching TV. All that being said, I would like to expand my interests.I call my dog Mrs. Snuggles.I think pigeons are the cutest things in the world.If you want to be "just friends", that's cool with me. I would like something casual. The whole dinner and a movie thing never sounded appealing to me, especially the movie part. I'm looking for a "my girlfriend is my best friend" type of deal. Also, I don't do gender roles.