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Affton, 52

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About Me

Hi thank u for looking at me .my CV so far..Im 52 like a joke laughing very cheeky chappy i very board minded man im ex navy .so lady if u pin and proper im not for u .sorry. i looking for a woman who can slap me when i get to cheeky lol .im no good at spelling so im not in writeing a book onmy life as far so i like to talk so after the hi/ who / what i would like to talk. u can ve my mo: no .oki like cook fair good cook .i like walking by the water/ sea if my story tigal u please come and say i bet i can make u laugh.im would like to meet some one for 45 to 58 .kids and lady over 65 sorry me like BBW please a bit of meat on you lady who like to eat .lol so if this put some of u off good ...and u see me me see u ok .so if u are looking for a laff fun and want a good down to earth lovey bloke u might have find me..x33x look yes we must find out if my/ ur story add up.coffe be nice.tea better lol some where u like .cool see U soon ..

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

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