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JenkinOffline
Man. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 52-62
A friend told me about this site. Just thought I would check it out for a bit, see what is biting...or at least nibbling.It suggests I should talk about my hobbies, talk about myself and what makes my unique, talk about my goals/aspirations and my taste in music.Do women really want to hear about that stuff? Please help me out and let me know what it is you REALLY want to know....please! I will share that I spend practically every weekend at the lake from May 15th until September 30th. So, it better be something important to keep me (or us) in the city during that time. Some things that my Mom taught me:Religion ........ "You better pray that comes out of the carpet"Logic ............."Because I said so, that's why"Irony............."Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about"Wisdom......... "When you get to my age, you'll understand"Justice ..........."One day you'll have kids, I hope they turn out just like you!!"Some more words of wisdom:Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Sometimes your Knight in Shining Armor is just a Retard in Tin Foil.Before you diagnose yourself with Bipoloar Disorder, Low Self Esteem, Depressive Disorder, Physcotic Disorder, make sure you aren't just hanging around a bunch of ***holes.I stopped fighting my inner demons, We're on the same side now.I had a great relationship with a girlfriend once, but she did a lot of complaining. Once, she complained that I never take her anywhere expensive. So...I took her to a gas station. Amazingly, I only needed 5 stitches to close my wound.My favorite relationship expression: We may not have it all together, but together we have it all..you know,...night! I once had a first date who drank too much, who then passed out, who then peed in my car as I drove her home. It sure would be fun to top that!...or at the very least keep my car dry.
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MillerOffline
Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 49-59
I'm genuine , honest and have direction in my life with a very successful career! All that is missing is that certain woman who will fulfil it!I like classic rock and a lot of the newer music, enjoy home renovation projects with plans to flip a few, gardening and a cold drink by an outdoor fire. Crossword puzzles with coffee in the mornings is a must., Sunday drives to no where in mind and last minute plans are the zest of life! I witness it 1st hand from the ground up to ***feet so I have to respect it!As well I hope my future partner does not mind a guy in the kitchen, I love to cook and I am the first to get at the dishes. Well not a freak about it I keep a clean and tidy home and have no aversion to housework! I actually enjoy it! LOL Must be a Virgo trait. A lot of the profiles I have read state that they love to sing in the kitchen, well I don't, I suck at it! LOL but bring the tunes on while we make the perfect meal together!My kids are my world and I will bend over backwards to give them the edge that will let them succeed in life.Profiles are like movie trailers, a quick view and one has to decide if the movie is worth watching. The trailer may be great but the movie sucks and vice versus. Remember, life is short, break the rules,forgive quickly ,kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile. I am a down to earth, easy going, fun loving educated man looking for someone to share love laughter and adventure with. I truly am an awesome guy! LOL Looking for a friend first and not a one night stand ( not my style). Would enjoy a very casual date first to explore if there is any chemistry. Hmmm, what is chemistry? I guess that depends, I would say a physical attraction is the 1st element followed up by a great personality! I'm sure we can decide this together. Isn't that what it should be?
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ErikOffline
Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-45
Hi! My name is Erik. I am man without kids from Holtsville, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.