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TitusOnline
Man. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 51-61
Hi I am 54 and a recycled teenager [yeah right lol].I am a diabetic, I lost three toes after a walking accident [diabetes did not help] the toes lost were the one that had roast beef, the one that had none and the one that went wee wee all the way home and have a hearing aid I also have a humour disability***.warped lolWhat makes me unique in my home as I am the only one here lolAlthough I have a slight disability - I have a fully functional heart and mind.I enjoy life and its experiences whether it be getting wet for no reason other than it feels nice or standing on a mountain just to look at the view.I enjoy spending time socially with my family and friends, I enjoy people watching and have been known to trip the light fantastic [That is dancing - NOT tripping lol].The person I seek must be able to enjoy all the things that matter and matter about the things that do.I have wicked sense of humour, I am honest and (that phrase) normal(ish).I have atendancy to wear my heart on my sleeve and be tactile My music tastes varies dependant on my mood, currently - Hurts, Opshop, retro 80's, Lady Antebellum and Love and Theft [Iseem to like modern country music lol]- don't tend to like Heavy Metal music though.Don't want to put too much on here, perhaps if you contact me you may find out moreThat first time it happened is etched in my mind, Lucy and I were alone and she leaned towards me and our lips touched. I embraced her and her tongue popped out and we snogged for what seemed like ages---.Sadly a year later she had distemper and had to be put down Where ever is decided upon.
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HowelOnline
Man. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 52-62
Hi there, professional, homeowner, solvent chap, with a young outlook on life, looking for the 'one'. My 17 year old daughter lives with me, so keeps me on my toes, just wish she would do the ironing :-). Driving now so no 'Dad's Taxi' anymore :-)Try and look after myself and take pride in my appearance. Always get out on weekends, but it would be nice to spend the weekend with someone special. Would love to be able to feel that buzz again and butterflys in the belly :-) Got my pilots licence a few years ago but can't find the time to fly nowadays :-(Not sure what I'm looking for and not sure if I'll find it on internet dating, but I'm sure it'll jump out at me if it exists.Good luck Whatever both are happy with.
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AmbroseOnline
Man. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 48-58
DISCLAIMER: No braincells were harmed in the production of this profile. And I have Black Belts in 4 styles of Marital Arts: Ouch! Owch! Get off me! And have you got a headache tonight love?URGENT: STOP AND THINK!: Have you lost the will to live because of this site? THERE IS HOPE!I am a 'Hero for Hire'! So, if ya wanna ruggedly attractive hunk, and not Shrek, call ME! I wouldn't say I was young at heart, but I have teenage spots! I'm the Magnificent Seven, James Bond, Magnum P.I., Mr Bean and Deputy Dawg all rolled up into one package.I'm faster than the wind, stronger than a bull and fearless! And I wouldn't say that I was tough, but I was once bitten by a King Cobra, and after seven, long, agonising days the Cobra DIED. Hahaha. So, if your planning suicide by the 'Death Of A Thousand Cuts' because you can't tie a knot and make a noose to hang yourself, give me a call. I'll show you how to tie a great Reef Knot in less 5 seconds flat.I await your call, while my 16 year old daughter takes her 'Weapons Of Mass Destruction Class'. She's building something very big and very odd in our basement and it TICKS! Special offer: get 5% P.S. Oh, and the CHAT thingy on this site is about as useful as a knife at a gunfight, unless you're clairvoyant or have a spirit guide! This message will self destruct by the time I've eaten my four Shredded Wheat, six Wheatabix and watched endless re- Oh, by the way, I love the Queen even though she comes around every morning begging for a cup of suger, and I always tell the OLD BIDDY to bugger off, sell a corgi or the crown jewels and buy her own!!I'M LOOKING FOR: Someone who can moonwalk on water like me. Change my tax return into the winning lottery ticket. Show me the way to go home when I'm drunk. Cater to my every whim without question. Kiss me and tell me I'm great when I'm sad. Oh, and doesn't nag! Ok, the last one is IMPOSSIBLE for most women, so I'll settle for the rest! I know, a day will come when I have to grow up and behave myself, but I can't see it in the near future! Signed: PETER PAN JUNIOR!Me? Normal? How dare you insult me like that dad! I said I'm Peter Pan, not Jackie Chan!YOUR MISSION, should you accept it, is to avoid all ALIEN lifeforms on here! Donate your drugs, fags and guns to the ***! Never watch telly while it's switched on!M.C.A! If all else fails, eat your laptop and pretend it's a 'Two for a Fiver' pub lunch! Oh, and for Christ's sake leave the toilet seat down when you leave! By the way, I like spending money foolishly and having a great time.I used to be in the Irish Fire Brigade, but they sacked me for taking too long to slide back up the pole. Well, I was wearing a kilt at the time!And my THRILL of the day is: Mud wrestling a gorilla! Getting a 'buzz' from sticking my finger in the electric socket! Tuning my car, but I took the upright piano back out 'cause I couldn't reach the steering wheel!I've just bought a Sat-Nav and was going past the Zoo. It said: BEAR LEFT! Wow, I thought, how accurate is that! My dog keeps chasing people on a bike, so I took it off him. Then he just sat in the garden barking all day so I gave him his bike back. Only because his bark is worse than his bike. Got on a bus today and the ticket collector said: 'You can't sit there!' I said: 'Ok, I don't wanna drive the bus anyway!' 30 SECONDS OF SERIOUS: I'm currently single and totally literate, but wouldn't mind meeting someone to share fun with. I miss intelligent conversation and sharing day to day things with someone special. I'd love to meet someone to share my witty banter with; someone who doesn't take life too seriously and someone who is up for lots of fun and frolics.I love the outdoors and walking. Running too. I'm pretty fit, love to laugh, am a great listener and consider myself to be a loving person who would like to meet someone similar. I ice skate too. Not compulsory for my lover, friend, confidant! Don't be shy. Get in touch if you find this profile funny! Because if I've learned anything in life it's that it's too short, so live for the moment, laugh with all your heart and never regret anything you ever did that put a smile on your face. :)Laughs are what life is about. If the first date is optional, can we move on to our wedding? I hate wasting time! :) Haha.