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AlfonzoOffline
Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 49-59
Here's the deal: I'm a very intelligent, fairly good looking guy. I'm not tall, but I have all my hair and teeth. I don't do meth. I know what's right and what's wrong. I like women of a similar ilk. If you don't know what "ilk" means, or confused it with "; then we clearly aren't going to make it, so delete me. I never wanted to be here, and I can only assume that it was never your intention to be on meetville when you were playing "Dream Date" with your girlfriends 30 years ago. But here we are. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love walks on the beach, I want to end world hunger, and I hope there'll soon be an end to cancer. Who doesn't? I'm lonely. That's why I'm here. That's why you're here. I hope that I can connect with someone who "gets" me. My words may sound cynical, but that's not the case...once we get through the BS there is a very soft, deep, intelligential, devoted, honest person that'll complete your search. Or dinner here.
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IndigoOffline
Man. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 48-58
Also needing to be said: Not opposed to LTR if the right one comes along!Think about this before judging others:Why does everybody always think that THEY'RE the "NORMAL" one?That said:First things first ladies:I certainly want to apologize in advance for my gender...I certainly apologize! There are nice guys out there...LIKE ME FOR EXAMPLE! However it seems that if you're not a "little bit of a bad boy", are not athletic & toned and/or do not make $100K or more, then all those other "important" attributes seem to lose their importance.;- I would be appreciative if some trainer-type would like to take me on as a project. Motivation to get my butt back in shape would be welcomed. The fringe benefits would be pretty cool too! I don't want a supermodel...I don't want a toothpick...I don't want condescending. What I want is the Girl Next Door, interesting, cute (stunning makes me nervous, but I'll learn to deal with it if the opportunity arises), intelligent, open minded, FUNNY, irreverent, educated, confident, independant and employed. Wealthy would certainly be a bonus.Someone to challenge me intellectually and match me in mental gymnastics. I am a master of minutia and a hoarder of seemingly useless information.And for Pete's sake please understand the difference between the following: We're, were, wear, where, wareTwo, to and tooThere, they're and theiryou're, your and yore(y'all too)passed and pastIf you went to Wal-;seen your cousin", *** "saw your cousin", then you might want to rethink that!Please say that you can tell me that you don't think that these are actually words in the english language:1) Nucular2) Irregardless3) Boughten4) Chimbley5) Supposebly6) FlustratedOne of my favorite sayings by the 6th century B.C. chinese philosopher Confucius is...When it comes to wearing Spandex/Lycra, it must be considered a privilege and not a Right.Also spelling does count toward your final grade...and yes, medical bills do count towards your credit and last...please have enough common sense to understand that there is no such thing as "FREE" delivery!Men have been told "why buy the cow when the milk is free?" Women are now being told "why buy the pig when all you want is a little sausage?"Here's a geopolitical question for you. We'll see if you've been keeping up on current events.Last...! Date...meeting...interview...however you want to describe it...you want to generally arrive with no expectations and hopefully leave with plenty of possibilities!
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YandelOffline
Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 49-59
I like to bowhunt,fishing camping, I have my own place, go to work every day. I like Country and Rock and Roll. Enjoy catching a buzz after work. Happy-go- Lucky. Very easy to get along with. Go to bed at 10 up at 6 except some weekends. The pictures posted are Very Recent they are what I actually look like today unlike some of the pics I've seen. My weight is ***as shown in pics. My 1st date I would like someone to just give me a call we can chat a while then maybe swing by the house and enjoy a beer or coffee, relax and get to know each other. Don't want to drink and drive.