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Johnnie, 53

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Hi Ladies, I'm a Very Intelligent, Self Employed – Entrepreneur of over 30+years, am semi-retired with a lot of time to have fun times with that one Miss Right. I'm looking for a new special woman to share my life with, she needs to love all types of farm/ranch animals & enjoys life in the country lifestyle. She needs to be Less than ABOUT a size***Not Counting Your BOOBS!) & 5' 8" tall??? (I only put this in here because many size ***have contacted me & I'm affraid to be with anyone that can roll over & sufficate me in my sleep !!!) As far as the height, it's not any problem for me to be with taller than me women, but when you guys strap on the 6 to 8in";..) *Soo Lighten Up Ladies & Quit Giving Me Greef about it, if you have any extreme over weight issues, contact a shrink & Not Me, besides I know that there are Plenty of Fat Old Bald Guys on here for y'all, so leave this Long Haired & Fit guy alone !!! She has very little drama or baggage’s in her present life, with plenty of time to spend with me, wants to travel & try new things in all areas of our common interests & furture life together. I am very un-controlling but would prefer a woman that doesn’t use the word “NO” much & is always open to try new things or ideas…Liking to dance, hug & kiss is a real plus & having a current passport is a must ! P.S. I taught CW Dancing for ***years in AZ...I'm a Professional Fresh & Salt Waters Fisherman, Guide, Boat Captain, but this cyber woman fishing is a bit trickier to feel the bites, so tug my line harder if your really interested & don't be just a nibbling on the hook if my baits are to big for you to swallow ! In layman's terms = Swim On By If'n You Really Don't Want To Be Caught, Fore My Time & Life is Way Too Important to Just Be Wasting It & Moneys Re--Eatable Species... PS ** Any Bad &/or Un-Lady Like Comments will only get you a Big Fat BLOCK from me !PSS *** I know I shouldn't, but I do enjoy a good cigar at times & I'm a big boy now, with my own rights & freedoms of choices !PSSS ****PSSSS ***** Ahhhhh, Sorry but I just had to relieve myself over the side rail... Now Back To Fishin' ! Wonder what kind of setup I should use today?I think I’ll start by tying on a #’-speed Reel, put it on the Medium to Heavy Action Stand Up Titanium Roller Tuna Stick. I’ll chum the waters with minnows to get a good surface boil going, then put on a fresh 9” Balihoo to throw in her sight when she comes up for a little look. If she bites short, I’ll just reel in quickly & throw her a bigger Mackerel, Oh yeah I better put a big strong swivel on, just in case she’s a really good jumper & twister! Soo for now, I’ll just ease on back in my Pompanette Fighting Chair, sip on a large cool iced tea while I puff on a good cigar, watching the horizon, waiting for the bite to turn on. Got the auto--point, pole tucked snuggly in the gimbal between my legs, gaff laying down but ready to grab on a moments notice & the Reggae Tunes turned way up over the engine noises. I can feel it deep in my bones, smell it in the fresh but salty tasting & slightly fishy airs of the heavier humidity, today is a great day to go out to see if you can get any big bites. Boy Do I Love to Fish & Eat ALL That Fresh Sushi, right out of the water, right there on that deck of the boat, night or day, Fishing is Probably the Best Sport a Reel Man Could Ever Find or Do… Soo Come Along with Me, cause it’s really not as much fun by yourself, it’s a whole lot better when you have a Very Special Lady to Enjoy & Share All those exciting tension filled moments, together in your life of times with you !!! Fishin’ ;~?***Oh More, Fishin’ ;~?***Ohh Baby, Fishin’ ;~?’ ;~?***Come On Honey, Fishin’ ;~?***I’ll Do All the Cooking & Clean-up Too, Fishin’ ;~?***PLEASE Sweat-Heart JUST COME, Fishin’ ;~?***I Promise I’ll Pull Out of the Sport Eventually, Fishin’ ;~?***I Swear I Will, Just as Soon As I Find the Right One, Fishin’ ;~?***OH, OHH, OHHH, YEAH, Fishin’ ;~?***Do you remember that Jungle Fever Song?, Fishin’ ;~?***Aren’t you getting as excited as I am about it yet? Just, Fishin’ ;~?***Thanks for stopping by here to read my little profile & think about all the FISHIN' that we could be doing together !Note: Any *** individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects- DO NOT have my permission to use any part of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered as a direct violation of my personal rights of privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members place a similar notice. Doesn't matter much, as long as it's fairly quiet, so we can hear to talk... Maybe over an ice cream cone, under the stars, on a clear night?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Widowed

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Midian

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    Man. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 51-61

    I'm retired. - not terminally unemployed - really retired LOLI'm looking for a easygoing person with time to share with me.Right now I am trying to meet nice people.I'm looking for friends and I am really looking to eventually find ONE special person to share the rest of my life with. I do not expect this to happen soon, but hoping eventually.I don't want or need to fall in bed with everyone I meet,I am not perfect and I don't expect you to be. It you have scars, extra pounds, grey hair, I consider it part of being over 40, compatibility and personality are going to impress me more the popular concepts of physical beauty. Also I embrace ethnic groups and cultures other than my own. Teach me about your world.I enjoy most types of music.I am christian, but I'm not fond of crowded formal churches.I like visiting with my family and friends. I love my children and grandchildren, and I would enjoy meeting and sharing time with your family too.I like going out to eat, explore, or attend events several times a week, but quiet nights at home are nice also.THIS DOESN'T MEAN I'M INACTIVE. I love staying busy - traveling and testing my limit's.I like Bicycles ( actually Quadracycles ) and Motorcycles. I like seeing the world without a cage around me. But cars are fun to when the situation and weather demand it. I am going to try and convert one of my motorcycles to 3 or 4 wheels, so I can start riding again more often.I like to hug and snuggle, even if it doesn't lead to sex, so if you don't like affection I'm the wrong guy for you.I was a Mechanic, Industrial Maintenance Tech, and for 20 Years I Owned and was the Technician at my own computer shop (after I finally got my degree in computer Electronics). I like fixing things and helping people with mechanical and computer problems. I am in the middle or rebuilding my home, so things are dusty, chaotic, and at times disgusting LOL.I think of myself as a Red Green kind of guy, If you cant be handsome, you have to be handy. I'm just glad my skill set vastly exceeds duct tape 8).PLEASE:Exceptions are made to these within reason.Be a none smoker. Occasional use of pipes or cigars is OK. No illegal drugs.Be Age appropriate. I don't really like the idea of dating girls younger than my daughters.Live within a reasonable distance, I want to share time with you not my car.^^^^ OK I'm GOING TO STRETCH THE LIMITS ON THIS ONE ^^^^I'm afraid there aren't many age appropriate ladies really close to me - and i don't mind traveling an hour or so for the right person.PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and/or ***/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" art posted on my profile.You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student or any personnel under your direction or control.The contents of this profile are private and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. UCC ***ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE For a first date I would like to meet at a quiet coffee shop or restaurant to talk and get to know you better.I don't mind traveling to meet new friends - I'm retired and my time is flexible, I understand yours may not be.If you want to contact me, please be ready to actually phone or meet within a reasonable time, I understand being shy or security minded, But I would really like to go out and meet you.I'm old fashioned, I expect to pay for the date, that doesn't mean I expect more than dinner and/or a movie. I was taught by my grandmother, mother, and aunts - that no means no - dinner is just dinner, and the greatest gift in a relationship is patience.

  • Micah

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    Man. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 51-61

    Wicked style and sense of humor, 6'3" ***athletic from NYC. Former military, keen on all high performance cars, snowmobiles, ATV's, watercraft, motorcycles and love all fixed wing aircraft but helicopters are my favorite. Expert marksman with several types of weapons, love boating, the beach, and dining at great restaurants. World traveler and I buy stuff in 5 languages:)Also love hiking, biking and weight training. Will consider camping if hotel sheet thread count reaches ***and/or room service is available:)Still my favorite internet dating quote: "If creeps could fly this place would be an airport" One of my friends says the same thing about our gym, haha. Somewhere with witnesses that will allow us to escape gracefully if things go sideways ha! No pets or midgets on first encounter please. -- Nurses please be patient with my nonsense.BTW, if you don't look like your picture when we meet, you can buy me drinks until you do :)

  • Vermasatyam0Rg

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    Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 21-30

    Hi! My name is Vermasatyam0Rg. I am separated hindu indian man without kids from Garden City, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

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