SIMILAR PEOPLE
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JavionOffline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
I don't like the bars, Most often I keep to myself. Not anti-social. A quiet dinner, occasional BBQ. I can do without the malls, drama, and stupid stuff. Might sound a little crass, sorry, it is what it is. You won't see me trying to make myself look like something I am not. I tell it like I see it. I figure you want to see me, not a computer generated image of what I think you may want to see. I have plenty to be thankful for and I consider myself lucky to still be alive and healthy. I am happy to wake up every day,and stay happy, 99.9% of the time. There is that stupid stuff again. I think I have a pretty good attitude about most everything, and if I don't, I welcome, and can take the criticism. I don't take too much personally. I treat people with respect and ask the same. Off season I am in the mid-;home". Keeps me working but anything worth having is worth working for. Apparently on the other side of this coin, there are a bunch of liars and players. Most of you are looking for "honesty" over anything else. You get that from me. Sometimes more honesty than you can handle so, be prepared for the truth, as I see it. And no maam, I don't have R.P.S. Remember ladies, the knight with the shiniest armor has done the least amount of brave or cool stuff.. I feel compelled to add something here. Those of you who insist on posting pictures of your children and grand children have obviously bumped your head at some point. Do you really believe there are no predators lurking? Are you really that naive? Or do you think that this will be a factor in how we respond to your profile. This is a site to find a mate/friend/soulmate etc,etc,etc. But when I think of whether or not to make a choice on a prospective partner or friend, I would like to know they are somewhat intelligent about their choices. I do see who "wants to meet" me. I try to respond, but some will not allow me to message them. Dont be shy ladies. If you want to talk, it's ok, I dont judge because you make the first attempt at a contact. To me, it simply means your interested, not aggressive. Life is good. OH, and ladies, If your not going to respond to those who might do as you say you want, and try to contact you, only to be ***, remember, it reveals more about your character than you might want to reveal. A simple "no thank you" will do. Try to be nice huh. You know who you are,,And I can't help but give you another glimpse into my psyche. This is something I found, and may help some of you, who might be confused about us men in general.By special request... here ya go,, (But I can't take the blame alone)********Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.**Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.*Sunday = sports/hunting/fishing. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.*Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!*We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!*Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?*Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.*Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.*A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.*Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.**If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!*If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.*Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. We are only telling ourselves how lucky we are that you look better than her.*You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.*Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.**The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.*ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.*If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.*We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.*If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.*If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.*Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.*Foreign films are best left to foreigners.)*Television is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.*Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know, it's like camping.*Some have taken offense to this part of my profile. I find that very interesting. Why? Oh,,maybe it fits you and you hear the truth? Character flaws are not the lying, deceit, judgments, jealousy, negative thinking and manipulative tactics we all have experienced, the flaw lies with denying or *** traits and not doing anything to fix them. Daily maintenance is a huge part of my life. What about you? Do you do to others and get angry when they do to you? Try to fix that. Dinner and a movie? Probably not. Dinner, not a bad choice, we all need to eat. But a movie would send you into the, "; routine. Something a little less pretentious would be nice though. Doesn't need to cost a bunch, just somewhere we could actually engage in conversation, and not have to bother others as they scour the theater screen, shushing people as they try to talk. By the way, does anyone else feel like they're shopping at Wal-??
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ZaireOffline
Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 49-59
Really life boiled down to at least ***characters. I can describe the view out my window in just that. I sizzle with a zest for life, its tastes, sights, sounds smells. The totally unique and mundane things it offers up. The flight of birds in a crisp blue sky, the touch of a lover's caress. the pain of knowing when to move past a train wreck. Had 25 years boiled down into 8 pages. So I have more than that running around in my head. Spend your life full of laughter, crying stains. So have to come up with basically a 30 second elevator pitch to convince you to want to contact me.Have a car that runs. Travel with my camera to *** they burst upon me. a vagabond now with moor less roots and strong family ties.Don't want to create or adopt any more children, done at two. Just want to live the rest of my time on earth in at least a small amount of happiness. not by any streaks of the imagination am I perfect nor want some one who feels the need to point this out.I have a wicked devilish streak that has to be let out at times. all good funWalking in the woods or just walking in general as a form of relaxation, if I would walk 4 hours a day I would be a happy camper. Have you ever tried that if so, get in touch with me, so you can teach me how it is done. "We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same"Laugh you way to good health, contact me to find out how. Will be interesting, but come on, coffee. how about a custard or maybe some hot wings. If it must be coffee, then not a. chain type of shop, looking for a hole in the wall with style.
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FranciscoOffline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
Looking for someone I can connect with. I'm open to anything from just friends to a serious relationship if it is the right person. Someone that is open, honest. I have good sense of humor, like conversation, like to go out to dinner, and many other interestsI'm open to any kind of relationship. If it is just casual dating that is fine. If we are really into each other and it turns out to become more that is cool too.I like watching movies a lot. I like all kinds of music. Except rap i guess. I want to just make it though life by working hard but also taking time to enjoy life as much as i can. I guess a best first date would be one that leads to a second date :). Probably should be something simple so that you are not spending hours together in case you don't hit it off.