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About Me

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

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    Man. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 20-30

    Alright, so if you like reading, then you have come to the right place. Be prepared to read a little bit. This is my about me section blended with me just venting. Because some people need to hear this. First off this is my seconds time signing up here. So if you have seen my profile before don't be shocked and i am not hiding the fact that i have had a profile here before. I'm going to start with the venting portion so that if anyone who is truly interested, then they will eventually get to hear about me. Let the venting begin...Vent: For starters I would like to address the girls on here who are still reading because either I asked them to our you have simply stumbled upon my page. Thank you for taking time to read this because it is important. I'm not speaking towards all girls on here but quote a few ate like this. IF YOU WERE REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT FINDING SOMEONE, THEN STOP BEING SO DAMN PICKY. You will never find your perfect Knight in shining armor being so close minded. I'm not saying that I am every girls dream at all but I AM saying that looking at a picture, and reading a halfass written about me section from a guy who messages you doesnt give you enough to *** And if your excuse is "Well, if a guy had no time to write an about me section, then I don't have time for him." You are full of yourself, so please my page, because here is an eye opener... Maybe the reason they don't wrote one is because if may be better to meet in person. Life and the people in it have become so lazy that they don't want to meet anymore if they can't have everything about that person all ready for them in a little about me section on an online dating Web site. So how about you wake up and take a chance with someone you wouldnt normally go meet? You would be surprised at how you can be swept off your feet by some one who isn't everything you dreamt of in the looks category but personality wise are perfect for you. Hint: If he treats you well, don't lose him. And also don't friend zone him. If you say the person is too nice and friend zone him, you are bat s h i t crazy. Go date an ass hole and realize you had a great guy that you just ruined because you were too naive and too shallow. Anyways! If you are still reading then great because I am now onto my about me :) and yes this about me section is really me and not fabricated. It is very hard to write about yourself if you really tried to do it. About Me:Well, I am 22 and I am in the Navy. I am a very family oriented person. I wear my heart on my sleeve and its been broken plenty of times. I am a very open person but at the same time its hard to say what is on my mind sometimes because I am a nice person and hate when I am the cause of people's unhappiness.I am a musician/singer/song writer. I play guitar, drums, piano, and ukelele. I have my own music recorded and I play just about everything. I like taking popular music and putting my own twist on them. I also don't like singing because someone tells me to. I will sing if I want and it is so much more harder when someone asks for me to sing them a song. Idk y but it's just hard. I am very romantic, but not clingy. I doget only because it's natural but I am not going to smother someone over it. I am very forgiving, yet too forgiving sometimes. I want kids, preferably 4 when the time comes. Military is probabky going to be my career with my music as a side hobby until it becomes what pays better than the Navy. I wont be deploying anytime soon so don't worry about me leaving for long spans of time. I personally like going out to dinner and going someplace public to walk around and talk, but no body wants to ever take that time out to get to know someone. If you are up for a nice night out, message me and we can see what we can work out. Worst case scenario is you end up right back here with no date if we dont click.

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