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Gertie, 47

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About Me

You're probably already thinking I'm a woman with missing teeth, sitting in her trailer park with her 15 cats, desperately trying to get "Dancing With the Stars" to come in while I mess with the bunny ears on the TV I fished out of the dumpster, all while I'm screaming at my **stard children who are running around naked with ten-day-old Kool-Aid mustaches. Some nights I go dumpster diving behind local businesses, hoping to score something major. All I've come away with so far is a box of kitty litter, but it gives me an adrenaline rush and makes me feel like MacGyver. Close. Well, not really. I am secure & happy with myself, but...Life is meant for 2!! A little bit about myself: I enjoy travel, camping by a lake, gardening, home decorating, Comedy Clubs, music, my dog, & celebrating special occasions. I am self-sufficient, independent, honest, I have a great sense of humor, & family & friends are very important to me. I lam looking for a man who ONLY has eyes for me & can make me laugh are important qualities! I believe in enjoying the good life I am not a game player. I never want personal happiness at the expense of someone else. If we have a single date or a lifetime together, I will never lie to you, try to manipulate you or use you in any way. I am an incurable romantic who treasures, cherishes and appreciates sincerity, integrity, honesty and warmth. I enjoy picnics, laughing, talking, touching, affection and physical closeness. A good listener who enjoys mutual spoiling and also I am a one-man woman. If interested, *** serial killers or hardcore drug addicts, please. I'm sure you are interesting, but I want to live to see the end of the world. PS please have good thoughts about our future relationship, for thoughts are like seeds. All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seed of today. No Pressure! Let's just relax...become friends & get to know each other... and see what happens.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Jazlynn

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    Okay fellas it all boils down to this: I just want to find a good man and be happy!!! I'm a good woman and I have a lot of love to give one special MAN! Oh and Fellas, Say what you mean and Mean what you say!!! It would be great if I could find someone who just gets me and clicks with me. You know, it comes easy! You have to have chemistry and be attracted to start things off with someone. Someone who likes to do some of the same things as I do. I'm a good listener, very understanding, I'm caring, very loving, dedicated, loyal, sincere, very affectionate, touchy feely kind of person and a good communicator. Very giving with a big heart, I like the simple things in life, that's what matters most to me! Try to treat you the way I want to be treated. I also have a fantastic sense of humor and love to laugh, play and joke around and make you laugh too! If you don't love kids then we wouldn't be a match. I have a beautiful 30 year old daughter who I raised on my own. I love her with ALL my heart!!! She's been my rock through the years and I am proud of the wonderful young lady she has become. I also am now raising my 5 year old nephew as my son since he was 9 months old. He calls me MOM!!! And he's a wonderful little boy who I love dearly!!!I like to be active and like to do many things. Some are cooking, movies, outdoor concerts, festivals, drives to nowhere, weekend trips, bowling, shooting pool, swimming. I love the beach and the mountains. I like football and if you are a Cowboys fan that's an even bigger plus! I love Nascar too, Go Jr.!!! I like to workout and keep myself in shape. I like trying new places to eat. I'm not a picky eater and like most all foods. I love music!!!! It soothes my soul. I like most all kinds of music but listen mostly to country. I really really love to dance!!! That's a passion of mine. It would be great if you like it too. I consider myself a Country girl!!! I love everything the country has to offer and I don't mind getting my hands dirty either. I like to do gardening whether it's growing my own veggies or planting flowers, I love cutting grass too but hate to weedeat, lol.It would be great to find someone who isn't high strung crazy! I can be crazy sometimes but not stupid crazy if you know what I mean. Someone who isn't high drama, a liar or a cheater. Someone who is laid back, likes to get out and do things, loves to laugh and joke around, a gentleman, respectful, loving, caring and most of all HONEST!!!! That's not too much to ask is it? I'm looking for a good man!!! All others keep on going..... Thank you for reading my profile and I hope we all find love and happiness :) Whatever we both decide we want to do. That could be sitting somewhere quiet talking and getting to know one another, or doing something fun and active, or a night out dining, dancing and talking. To see if there is a connection and any chemistry there.

  • Cleotilde

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    The life and times of me, I am starting a new chapter in my book of life hoping it to be filled with much love and laughter. I have two boys who are getting more and more independant as they age and that leaves me more time tofill it with hobbies, friends and more....I am very active and keep fit, love running, playing tennis enjoy hikes and the outdoors, cant get enough of hot summer days not much for winter except watching my son play hockey ooohhh those cold arenas . Love to go for long hikes and be by the water just love summer time fun !!!..Looking for someone who is the real deal and can add some spice to my life If you are fit and love to enjoy life thenDrop me a line if you would like to know more. Surprise me !!

  • Susanne

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    I have been a divorced for almost 3 years (married 25 years) looking to start meeting and making some new friends and maybe someday, if things work out, something more... I am a fanatic abt music..I love the 80's (anything from pop to head banger...lol) although I like a little bit of music from each decade as I get older.....anything else you will have to find out in person..gotta have some surprises...lol Oh......I look for clean, neat professional appearance (nice smile) ... I am not Barbie doll thin... I am fuller figured, so if you don't mind a little more meat on the bones then we will be fine... I guess Im looking for a big sweet teddy bear, no anger issues or quick to blow a fuse... but wont back down if situation calls for it..) kinda laid back but can kick into gear and get a job done when need be...knows how to treat a lady (you treat me good and you will get it back) and please keep in mind I will only respond to profiles with pics... ;..who doesn't? I would like to spend time talking and getting to know someone in the beginning so movies and noisy places can be for later on down the road...****PRIVACY NOTICE:Warning--any person and/or *** this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including but not limited to my photos. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee(s), agent(s), student(s) or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are private and legally privileged and confidential information, violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this or you may copy and paste this.

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