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Gertie, 47

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About Me

You're probably already thinking I'm a woman with missing teeth, sitting in her trailer park with her 15 cats, desperately trying to get "Dancing With the Stars" to come in while I mess with the bunny ears on the TV I fished out of the dumpster, all while I'm screaming at my **stard children who are running around naked with ten-day-old Kool-Aid mustaches. Some nights I go dumpster diving behind local businesses, hoping to score something major. All I've come away with so far is a box of kitty litter, but it gives me an adrenaline rush and makes me feel like MacGyver. Close. Well, not really. I am secure & happy with myself, but...Life is meant for 2!! A little bit about myself: I enjoy travel, camping by a lake, gardening, home decorating, Comedy Clubs, music, my dog, & celebrating special occasions. I am self-sufficient, independent, honest, I have a great sense of humor, & family & friends are very important to me. I lam looking for a man who ONLY has eyes for me & can make me laugh are important qualities! I believe in enjoying the good life I am not a game player. I never want personal happiness at the expense of someone else. If we have a single date or a lifetime together, I will never lie to you, try to manipulate you or use you in any way. I am an incurable romantic who treasures, cherishes and appreciates sincerity, integrity, honesty and warmth. I enjoy picnics, laughing, talking, touching, affection and physical closeness. A good listener who enjoys mutual spoiling and also I am a one-man woman. If interested, *** serial killers or hardcore drug addicts, please. I'm sure you are interesting, but I want to live to see the end of the world. PS please have good thoughts about our future relationship, for thoughts are like seeds. All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seed of today. No Pressure! Let's just relax...become friends & get to know each other... and see what happens.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Emmalyn

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

    Hi there. I will try to be direct and get right to the point! I believe trust, respect and communication is the key to a lasting relationship! Also there must be an attraction and some chemistry to start into one! I would like to find my best friend, someone who will except me for who i am....a positive, easy going man with a good sense of humour. Also sharing some similar qualities as myself,... i am down to earth, kind, caring, optimistic, energetic, open minded, confident, honest, affectionate, independent, loyal and supportive....and oh yes, young at heart! I like to joke and have fun, and am often told i am hilarious...i do enjoy cheering people up and making them laugh! I am also able to laugh at myself,....so i don't sweat the small stuff! I don't have a gym routine, although i still manage to stay in shape and keep my petite figure by eating healthy, yoga, and with lots of walking. Would never hurt anyone or anything intentionally! I am non-judgemental and do treat everyone equal, and with respect! Am an animal lover, i like all kinds of animals, whether domestic or wild...they are innocent little creatures, and i will not hesitate to go out of my way to help one in need....have saved a few in the past, and i am proud of it! I do own a couple of cats ( ok, right they own me)...lol. They are happy and well loved good boys, who are part of the family....and no, ... i am not a crazy cat lady...lol Please have a photo ready, as i do.... Also live within the city, or nearby surroundings. Good luck to all... I am open to anything really...if there is any chemistry, then we can plan for a real date!

  • Shane

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    A lot of my time right now is consumed between working and hanging out with my family. I'm thankful I have such a great family and a job that affords me some financial liberties, however time is passing by, and I really need to start focusing on finding that Mr. Right. Some words I would use to describe myself is funny, outgoing, independent. I also love to travel. My friends/coworkers are always asking me where is my next vacation; yes it's true I do love to go on vacation.Another big interest of mine is sports. One that you watch that is. I do believe in staying in shape and working out, but coordination was never a strong point. So I have to settle for non-participation kinds of sports. I would love for my first date to be a sporting event. Dinner before hand allows for some good conversation, and then we can go do something relaxing and something we both enjoy.

  • Venice

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    I enjoy the outdoors-going to the beach, boating, camping, riding bikes. My son plays football and basketball so I enjoy watching him play and I am a die- No Gamecocks please--just kidding! I try to work out on a regular basis, eat healthy so I cook a lot at home, enjoy all kinds of seafood, pizza, sushi. I like all types of music including alternative, classic rock, jazz and some country.I am looking for someone to share my life with, on the beach, the river and road trips. Honesty, respect and a sense of humor are mandatory. I love to have fun, am responsible, independent, compassionate, have my own house and my family, friends and my faith are very important to me. I do not care for drama and bs and no control freaks either. If you drink every day, please do not contact me. Social drinking is just that--at social events, dinner parties, etc. I also do not date outside of my race. I do not have a problem with people who do, but that is just not for me.Also, I work a full-time job and take care of my house, yard and my son so I do not have time to see who wants to "meet me" or "my favorite." Send me a message and if I am interested I will respond. Who knows...

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