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Gertie, 47

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About Me

You're probably already thinking I'm a woman with missing teeth, sitting in her trailer park with her 15 cats, desperately trying to get "Dancing With the Stars" to come in while I mess with the bunny ears on the TV I fished out of the dumpster, all while I'm screaming at my **stard children who are running around naked with ten-day-old Kool-Aid mustaches. Some nights I go dumpster diving behind local businesses, hoping to score something major. All I've come away with so far is a box of kitty litter, but it gives me an adrenaline rush and makes me feel like MacGyver. Close. Well, not really. I am secure & happy with myself, but...Life is meant for 2!! A little bit about myself: I enjoy travel, camping by a lake, gardening, home decorating, Comedy Clubs, music, my dog, & celebrating special occasions. I am self-sufficient, independent, honest, I have a great sense of humor, & family & friends are very important to me. I lam looking for a man who ONLY has eyes for me & can make me laugh are important qualities! I believe in enjoying the good life I am not a game player. I never want personal happiness at the expense of someone else. If we have a single date or a lifetime together, I will never lie to you, try to manipulate you or use you in any way. I am an incurable romantic who treasures, cherishes and appreciates sincerity, integrity, honesty and warmth. I enjoy picnics, laughing, talking, touching, affection and physical closeness. A good listener who enjoys mutual spoiling and also I am a one-man woman. If interested, *** serial killers or hardcore drug addicts, please. I'm sure you are interesting, but I want to live to see the end of the world. PS please have good thoughts about our future relationship, for thoughts are like seeds. All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seed of today. No Pressure! Let's just relax...become friends & get to know each other... and see what happens.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Elayne

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    I am a very kind, fun, loving, and outgoing girl. I have a job I love so my days go by well, and very fast. I love a good laugh. I seek it . Finding humor and finding positive in everything is the way I am most of the time, even while working a long day. You can have both you know. I am already happy, so I will never be looking at you to do that for me. It comes from me first. Enjoying my life with a man would be just a bonus to add to a very good life. I enjoy spending time with people and helping others. I like to give back. My life is good so I wish and want the same for others. I have alot of compassion and am not quick to judge anyone. That is definitely something I would want in my partner as well. I want a man in my life to love, and have fun with......I like to try new things, maybe going for a drive somewhere different and even just a night home. I love dinner at home and snuggling up to a good movie.. I love music and once in awhile a little slow dance. I would like to meet someone interested in a eventual long term relationship. Honesty is very big to me.. It really is important for me to have someone who will have respect for me when I am with them, just as much as when I am not. I think you know what I mean. If you are online looking for just a date for the night, then I am not the one that you are looking for. Spending time together is so important, but also just as important to have time to yourself, time with friends. I have awesome children that would love to see there mom going out with a nice man that makes her happy and treats her like she deserves . I love kids and someone with children of there own is just a plus to me. Finding the right person is so hard and I never take that person for granted as it would be so AMAZING to have....When I care for someone , I show it, and I tell them because its important to. It's just the way I am built, and because I would want that from u as well. I guess I wouldn 't call it a first day yet. The first time I meet someone, I really rather go to a diner rather out somewhere the first time. We have to see if there is that spark, that feeling we are supposed to have first. We have to see if we are compatable. I would rather sit across from you, and look straight into your eyes first, and talk to you, and listen to you, and hopefully move alittle closer if we feel that connection. I am pretty simple, not extravagant. Be nice to me and make me smile and I am happy.:)

  • Valrie

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    I like to go out and have fun! The only free time i have is weekends, work full time and going to school so when i have free time I like to get away from the house and forget reality. I like rock music The pictures are me and they are recent. Dont try to find where my little island is its mine and you wont find it, could be closer than you think. lol If you want to know more about me contact me i will tell you whatever you want to know.Ok been on here for awhile and need to say a few things i want a relationship but will have to get tpo know the person first so dating and making a new friend is first then will see what happens.... if you don't want to meet don't message me its a waste of time to talk for awhile then all of a sudden you cant meet that means you are married or have a gf and im tired of that bs. Keep it real!P.S. FINALLY FINISHED SCHOOL ... HELL YA!!!!! Lake house sitting outside on patio swing listening to music drinking a few drinks ( jack prefered) getting to know each other!

  • Angeles

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    I'm artsy person...so I like anything that includes the arts. I love to travel. I love being w/my family and friends. Hopefully I'll find someone to share that w/me. I'm looking for my soul mate. Someone that makes me laugh and I make them laugh too because I'm a big goof!!! A person that likes to get out and enjoy the town and sometimes spend time at home...just making dinner together and spending time with each other. Cooking breakfast in our P.J.s or not. LOL It's all about enjoying your life w/that special person that you feel total comfort with. Enough said...I think you get the picture. :) Some place we can talk and get to know each other. A cafe, dinner and some great wine would be Awesome or we can stand on our heads, spin and quack like a duck...whatever. :)

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