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Ondreea, 46

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About Me

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!There is a time and a place for everything, and it's called college.Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it fromAfter twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles"Go into a store's fitting room and announce loudly "there's no toilet paper in here!"When there's a will, I want to be in it Dictionary: the only place marriage comes before sex anymoreNever hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball batThe real trouble with reality is that there's no background musicWhatever it is -- I didn't do itSolution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.Few women admit their age. Few men act theirsWhy do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Caylin

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    I enjoy the outdoors I like camping and fishing hiking long walks,I like to work in the yard I love to have barbecues with friends and family.I like guns I don't hunt but I'm not against to it. I like motorcycles I don't have one but I like to ride. I like all types of movies I love going to the theater and concerts I like rock and roll and country I'm four twenty friendly.I'm looking for someone who is honest, respectful and funny and enjoys things I like doing. something simple maybe a Saturday lunch or happy hour somewhere not so loud so we can talk and get to know each other.

  • Clementina

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    "It's easy to take off your clothes and have sex; people do it all the time. But opening your soul to someone, letting them see your spirit, thoughts, fears, future, hopes, and dreams.....that's being naked."~ author unknown.Me~Independent, quirky, open, social butterfly, love sushi, competitive, play golf (poorly), verbose, athletic, inventive, intense, work hard, play harder, can cook, sensual, sexual and I am able to laugh at myself (a lot).We~* You have a past and know the future is unwritten - so do I.* You want to part company after a first date wondering "Wow, did that just happen?" - so do I.* You want to be excited when I call - so do I of you.* You are looking for a relationship with honesty, passion and intensity - so am I.* You are NOT looking for a friend...you have plenty of those - I'm not looking for just a friend either...I don't want to kiss any of mine for hours.* You are independent and have most of the material wants taken care of - I too am independent and have only one want unfulfilled - you. An easy meet & greet; coffee, a walk in a park or on the beach.

  • Maxima

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    I enjoy music of all types movie having fun Coffee or a drink

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