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About Me

Even though I’m not a big fan of the whole online dating scene I have to admit I’ve met some really great people from POF…..and of course a few bottom feeders I probably should of clubbed over the head *** throwing them back. LolNow I know I could spend a lot of time typing out my “list of requirements” I’d like my ideal mate to have but let’s be real here, our heart is the one that ultimately chooses who we have chemistry with and it doesn’t give a crap about our “List”, the only choice we have in the matter is whether or not we’re going to go along with its decision…..Did I mention that my hearts choices for me thus far have really sucked ass?! Lol My new catch phrase by the way, feel free to use it frequently.Now about me: I’m single because I will not settle for compatible or good enough. The partner that I’m looking to pair up with for life must be my best friend. Possessing an unspoken chemistry that is not only understood but felt is of utmost importance. Someone that makes me say, “Where the hell have you been all my life!” Someone that makes me feel that a portion of my life was cheated by not having them in it sooner. I’m looking for the love of my life; not booty calls, mind games, or pen pals. I’m loyal, trustworthy, determined, kind, honorable, cheerful, patient, motivated, and have an optimistic view on life. I live in reality, however believe in fairy-tale endings. I know what I want in life and I’m happy. I’m now looking for that special someone who loves me for me and loves me as much as I love them!DEAL BREAKERS: 1. Vegetarians/Vegans: Animals are yummy and bacon is like a condiment to me! I actually think you should have your own dating site but you’re probably too weak to punch the keys on your computer do to lack of protein. Lol2.3. Bad teeth/Smokers: Kissing is very important to me and nobody wants to kiss an ashtray.4. Game players/Serial daters: I have zero tolerance for either so please be honest and looking for something real if you decide to message me.5. Atheists: I’m not a bible pusher but I do know who created me and I refuse to disrespect him by dating someone who doesn't get that.6. You must be willing to have a conversation on the phone before meeting in person....Yes that little keyboard you text with is also a "talking machine!" True story! he he Happy Fishing! Pedicures while drinking champagne......perfect for getting to know one another:)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Nikki

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-28

    Hi! My name is Nikki. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Kearney, Nebraska, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Dian

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    I am described by my friends as extremely outgoing, affectionate, trustworthy and love to laugh. I am crazy, lovable, affectionate and really want to enjoy what this life has to offer! I can go from t-....sweatshirt and shorts lol. I love all kinds of music and have two amazing children who will tell me if I get the lyrics wrong! I love to cook and I am absolutely crazy about holiday's. I love family and friends and cherish both. Philly fan's need not apply! I might consider you but we will most certainly wrestle for the remote!I don't like superficial individuals. I am down to earth and have a great sense of humor. I am unique because I am not psychotic.... ! I am crazy because...well...aren't all women? I am a true friend to everyone, just ask my enemies! I call my home the "Funny Farm", I will not elaborate on that just look at my pics.If you have children or have access to children then you absolutely understand!My kids are my life, if you find children bothersome then you will not be able to "hang" at the "Funny Farm"...we are one less clown short a circus...my 13 year old daughter plays guitar (self taught) she also is the only female drummer in her school. My six year old son is all boy and incredibly quick witted (mom taught)! He really has no special skills yet as we are all blonde...straight to the brain...speak slowly to us and you might want to repeat your question...just sayin'!I want to grow old laughing at everything, my special someone, myself, and my children. I want the "American Dream" ........whom....by the way is real and does not play well with others..which is why he keeps to himself!I can read, have all my teeth (attached to my gums) I am curvy....that does not mean fat! I am a mature woman that refuses to grow up! (I look 30 act ***I can iron, I can cook, I can order pizza and I wash my sheets!..unless they tackle me and then "It's On" and what I have learned on UFC I will utilize or I will bring out the original Karate Kid Praying Mantis on them....it scares them...works on kids under 7 as well!Got question? Let me know. Don't use $10 words on me, I will Google them and make you look pathetic and uneducated because that is "HOW I ROLL"...***year old taught me that)! First date? Wow, I would be game for just about anything! I have duct tape, no need to bring your own, unless your like another color besides silver. I have a shovel but it is plastic. I do know where a deep well is where you will never be found (family owned). I love to socialize and love to go to festival's.....Super Bonus...I seriously love the State Fair...can't help it...just go with me and I will make it tolerable! Dinner and whatever, I can make ribs that will curl your toes (ex-husband taught)! Football game, Hockey? I don't know just throw it out there because I will try anything twice! I think lunch is a cop out and that you should hang out a little longer than an hour! Maybe hook up with a bunch of people then you really get to experience someone's personality around friends and it is not so much like an interview! I suck at darts, I can try to hang at pool. I cannot play poker...the game with cards (he he) so you WILL win and I will be naked. I can dance but not country...I look like I am having an epileptic fit! Sushi a new passion but oysters and any other "cooked" fish will work as well. I like wine..will drink beer if it is SERIOUSLY cold. If I do Tequila...you might meet my evil twin but she is pretty sexy! My hair is natural and I do not recycle...My bad? Did I mention I love the Cowboys?I have a passport will travel, no criminal record, I do not write bad checks and I HATE TO SHOP! I don't do drugs. I am gullible...big downfall...you will laugh..speak slowly to the blonde once again....

  • Andrina

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    About ready to lose faith that there aren't any men out there who don't feel the need to be dishonest. I work hard and play harder...lol). I can play in the dirt and mud but I have been told I clean up nicely. I am not into drama, jealousy or people who seem to not tell the truth. I also like quiet nights at home or out listening to Bands. Please be real . I want to date and see where it goes.. Oh and I didn't think I would have to say this but NO MARRIED MEN! I don't want hear how your wife doesn't understand you or how she approves of you dating other women...come on...remember..not into people who lie or have major drama in their life. NO GAMES! Oh I would like to add, please no one under 35. Thank you I like meeting up for coffee or a drink. I put more value in creativity than expense on a date.

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