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Jobeth, 30

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About Me

I'm starting to think sneezing in the tub is the closest I'll ever get to having sex in a pool.If your message isn't interesting I likely won't respond sorry, getting too many to keep up.I'm supposed to make this longer as if anyone reads this shit.- I'm initially very shy but once I get to know you I'm awesome. My friends consider me the fun/funny one.- I'll fly but only if you knock me out like Mr. T first.- Not a fan of watching TV and men that are heavily into video games turn me off.- Not a fan of making this list.- I'm quite busy so making a date isn't likely to happen, impulsively asking me to do something the day of... if I'm not busy I'll probably say ya.- Guys that want to fist my ass and such... not likely to happen but thanks for the messages.- when I'm not watching porn I like to go fishing, hit a patio, go for walks, listen to tunes, read, cook, anything but watch tv really unless it's an action, comedy or sports.- this is basically my first go at being single in 15 years so if I look awkward I'm probably trying to picture you naked.- Don't waste your time messaging me if you think you're a gangsta. I don't give a damn how many rapper videos you have on Youtube and pull your pants up, your an adult.- Sexy, mammi, baby all that crap will be *** cool you chicks are into me, I'll play with you but I won't date you. Let's face it, women are bat sh*tinsane, I know I am one... not really you wish.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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