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Jobeth, 30

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About Me

I'm starting to think sneezing in the tub is the closest I'll ever get to having sex in a pool.If your message isn't interesting I likely won't respond sorry, getting too many to keep up.I'm supposed to make this longer as if anyone reads this shit.- I'm initially very shy but once I get to know you I'm awesome. My friends consider me the fun/funny one.- I'll fly but only if you knock me out like Mr. T first.- Not a fan of watching TV and men that are heavily into video games turn me off.- Not a fan of making this list.- I'm quite busy so making a date isn't likely to happen, impulsively asking me to do something the day of... if I'm not busy I'll probably say ya.- Guys that want to fist my ass and such... not likely to happen but thanks for the messages.- when I'm not watching porn I like to go fishing, hit a patio, go for walks, listen to tunes, read, cook, anything but watch tv really unless it's an action, comedy or sports.- this is basically my first go at being single in 15 years so if I look awkward I'm probably trying to picture you naked.- Don't waste your time messaging me if you think you're a gangsta. I don't give a damn how many rapper videos you have on Youtube and pull your pants up, your an adult.- Sexy, mammi, baby all that crap will be *** cool you chicks are into me, I'll play with you but I won't date you. Let's face it, women are bat sh*tinsane, I know I am one... not really you wish.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 18-29

    I can't message anyone. So, if I favor you shoot me a message &I if I respond with a geeky little saying message me your number

  • Cis

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    I currently am a student, and am studying to become a hair stylist, and I love every second of it! Don't get too much free time, but when I do I either like to be out doing something fun, especially in the summer, or I'm inside watching a movie or playing a game or reading.I like all sorts of different music, anything from pop to hip hop, to rnb to country, to techno to indie, I am very open-minded when it comes to music.I'm an optimist, I have no regrets ever, and I have a strange sense of humour. If you think you might be interesting enough for me to talk to, then send me a message. Ultimately the first date is really just something casual in a public place where we can meet and see if the other person is too crazy for us, because then we can scream and someone will come assist us if need be. If you're only crazy in the good way, then perhaps we can move on to an actual date.

  • Salal

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    FIRST, I am a big girl, yeah like BBW so if you dont like that then we probably wouldn't be a good match! :) Now that we got that out of the way, about me...I am kinda one of those people you just have to get to know! I love to smile and make others smile in return. There nothing more fun than laughing until you stomach hurts. I am a very down to earth girl and very honest. I love going out and I love the outdoors (fishing, riding quads, lake, etc!) I also love to travel and cook in my spare time! I dont play games, they arent worth my time! Im very much a smart a$$ lol with a twisted sense of humor! Most people love me for it, I say what I mean and mean what I say. Im a no bullsh*tkinda girl. Im very independent and know what I want!! Hmmm, there's a lot more but you will just have to talk to me to get to know me!****Oh and did I mention I play black ops II on xbox...if you wanna play, hit me up :) something simple and fun!

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