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JobethOnline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
I'm starting to think sneezing in the tub is the closest I'll ever get to having sex in a pool.If your message isn't interesting I likely won't respond sorry, getting too many to keep up.I'm supposed to make this longer as if anyone reads this shit.- I'm initially very shy but once I get to know you I'm awesome. My friends consider me the fun/funny one.- I'll fly but only if you knock me out like Mr. T first.- Not a fan of watching TV and men that are heavily into video games turn me off.- Not a fan of making this list.- I'm quite busy so making a date isn't likely to happen, impulsively asking me to do something the day of... if I'm not busy I'll probably say ya.- Guys that want to fist my ass and such... not likely to happen but thanks for the messages.- when I'm not watching porn I like to go fishing, hit a patio, go for walks, listen to tunes, read, cook, anything but watch tv really unless it's an action, comedy or sports.- this is basically my first go at being single in 15 years so if I look awkward I'm probably trying to picture you naked.- Don't waste your time messaging me if you think you're a gangsta. I don't give a damn how many rapper videos you have on Youtube and pull your pants up, your an adult.- Sexy, mammi, baby all that crap will be *** cool you chicks are into me, I'll play with you but I won't date you. Let's face it, women are bat sh*tinsane, I know I am one... not really you wish.
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JaelynOnline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
Congratulations!! You've made it one step closer to meeting a great girl! So, a little about me, huh? Well, I’m fun-loving, goofy, outgoing, independent and I'll be honest, quite sassy. I'm usually always smiling, laughing and in a good mood. I love to laugh and I'll laugh at almost anything...including myself! Don't get me wrong, I do have my bad days, but life is too short to dwell on the bad, ya know? I believe that fun is what you make of it, so I try to have fun just about anywhere. I believe in taking chances, telling the truth, falling in love and saying I love you. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong, laughing til your stomach hurts, and crying when your heart tells you to. I believe in getting to know someone random, being random and singing out loud if the mood strikes you. I believe in heartfelt apologies, telling people how much they mean to you, and telling a jerk what you think. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.What am I looking for you ask?;To get the full value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with". I'm really just looking for someone to have fun with, someone to divide all the joy that life has to offer! Of course, I'm looking for a friend first—we can work our way up to something more. After all, if we can't enjoy each other's company as friends then what's the point? I’m looking for someone who will take me for who I am. The good, the bad, and yes...sometimes the ugly too! I am by no means perfect and I know that. I'm looking for someone who challenges me and makes me want to be a better person. I'd like to find someone who wants an emotional connection and enjoys frequent physical intimacy like I do, but knows how to keep dependency in check so that we don't lose our identities as individuals. In other words, I need my space too! :) I'm quite content and happy with my life and I'm not looking for someone to "complete" me. I believe that a partner should complement you, not define you. And of course mutual respect, communication and honesty are a necessity—they are the foundation of any good relationship and you can't have one without them. I won't tolerate dishonesty, unfaithfulness, games, lack of integrity, selfishness or the inability to be reciprocal in matters of the heart. I’m looking for something real. Something meaningful. So, if that's not you then please don't waste my time as I promise not to waste yours!Well, if you've gotten this far and you like what I'm laying down for ya then why aren't we chatting yet?! Always live your life with no regrets...message me and you won't have to regret this missed opportunity, m'kay? ;) Anything where we could chat and get to know each other a bit. No pressure and low key. How about coffee on a lazy Sunday and then a walk along the lake, or maybe just drinks after work? If drinks go well then we can stay for dinner! ;)
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RobenaOnline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
I'm looking for the real thing, but in the meantime, just people to hang out with. I'm happy in libraries, dive bars, fancy restaurants and taquerias. I will only talk to guy who have something to say. I understand playing it cool, and taking time, but I have no response to hey sugar, hey cutie, what's up shorty, or any such variation. I have to confess its a little hard to remain young at heart. I'm tempted to disappear from this site, but that's hardly fair to the good, thinking, breathing, feeling guys who must exist somewhere. If you know how to get to know a woman without letting your ego rush things, I want to play. If you're out looking for validation I sympathize, but I can't save you. I have enough work to do on myself. I need a drinking buddy. Or a designated driver if you're a friend of bills.Real people, please come play. And please reference anything in my profile so I know you've read it.Cheers Coffee. Which sitcoms have tried to interpret as sex, but I assure you means coffee.