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CythiaOnline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
Ok, here's what's being accepted:Humpbacks, lazy eyed, slack jawed, slue-foots, and I.Q. minimums are lowered to just over short-bus.Obviously warped sense of humor. Nothing meds can't cure. Love to play like a puppy but put on weekday warrior mask for the masses. I'm a sucker for cartoons, i.e.I've cancelled plans for the "Trailer Park Boys." I jump on the bed, play with food, and make my dog wear Halloween costumes. Love animals just grateful I'm at the top of the food chain, dumb dinosaurs. I collect unicorn horns, I currently have not been able to find one, but soon.....I feel it.Hate mean people, mini vans and that blue moon in the Lucky Charms that makes my milk gray (not a great way to start the day.)My biggest achievement was running for POTUS (I didn't win).Saddest day was when my goldfish drowned.Romance to me is checking my tire pressure, being on my team no matter how bad I am at something (cards, pool, or sack race), taking care of me if I'm sick, holding my hair back if I puke. I appreciate these things more than flowers anyday. Of course jewelry is always a close second!***tough) man, not dipped in sissy sauce. A cross of Optimus Prime++Bo &= my dream guy.What you win is a cool chick with a wicked sense of humor, an expensive edumucation and who doesn't smell too bad.Someone who can cuss you out in a few different languages. The ability to engage in discourse and tell you WHY you should exercise the gray matter between your ears if you vote Obama. I'll forgive you once, twice you should be neutered.I'm a bad winner, you will be subjected to Hamster, Cabbage Patch or End Zone dancing...there will be dancing, you've been warned. Love Hockey games, heavyweight boxing and Bully Beatdown. If I'm alone, I will crank my stereo to Cage the Elephant, Nickelback or some slammin music and dance with the mop while cleaning house. I am 5' 5" 124, with all original parts, and they still work (translation-throw Midol & chocolate at me once a month and no one gets hurt).I'm 2nd out of 6 in big fat obnoxious family.Still very Catholic. Blue eyed Sicillian/Greek. Spoiled, but capable.I have another profile on meetville if you'd like to see more under Tibel***I'm only for the brave. If you're not, save yourself and run now. Catching grapes with our mouths. Spitting in the wind.
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ConnieOnline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I\'m honest, trusting, and loyal. If I like something I will tell you. If I don’t like something I will tell you. Not looking for someone to take care of me and or someone else. We all should make it on our own steam.
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LaurissaOnline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I am a divorced mother of 2. My daughter is 17 and my son is14. I live my life for my kids but I would like to find an honest man to share our lives with....I always seem to find the fake men who seem to always find my heart but end up breaking it in the end....Kinda has made me scared to fall in love. I have a very good heart... would do anything for anyone.I am not the type of person who goes out on the first date then jumps in to bed with you, I have to get to know you before that happens. Now a kiss on the first date would be okay. I like to do just about anything that involves spending time with my kids. I love the outdoors, like to go bowling although I can't bowl worth crap. Love to fish but never been in to hunting I think it is sad to kill the poor little animals lol. If you like you are the man I am looking for, one who will be true and not cheat and fill my head with a bunch of lies hit me up....I went through being cheated on for 13 years don't want to go through it anymore. Maybe go out to dinner a good movie or maybe even a romantic walk in the park.