SIMILAR PEOPLE
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LianneOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
Well hello. A little about me...I have 7 kids by 8 different daddies. I am looking for a daddy for them.....is that you? If you live far please ***, because gas is pretty cheap and I would love to spend hours driving to you. Oh and my pic is from years ago but I look the same but add 73.25 pounds more. In my spare time I like to take long walks on the beach *rolling eyes*......I have a bit of a twisted sense of humor. I refuse to be like others. I don't play the junior high games and I don't really have patience when it comes to *** am stubborn, sarcastic, and honest (sometimes too honest). I hate the question what do you do for fun.....I do whatever is fun at the moment it sounds fun. Anything can be fun if you are with the right person. We all have a type of person we are attracted to so don't be offended if I am not interested, as I won't be if you aren't interested. I'm not here to waste anyone's time. I don't plan things; life shouldn't be planned because it can be taken at any moment. I am a spur of the moment type. As for what I am attracted to: nice teeth, nice smiles, nice eyes, tall, good personality, non-dillhole, and a sense of humor. I don't mind tattoos on guys but sorry not into the tattoos on neck and/or face. Just not my cup of tea. I have 11 tattoos which all can be covered. I don't need a man to complete my life but having someone isn't so bad. I am not a man-hater and don't think all men are the same. I look at things with my horse blinders off. I am random and sometimes I have the attention span of a squirrel. I have been called crazy and messed up but hey I am who I am, I can entertain myself that's for sure. One of my all time favorite sayings is "I'm not crazy my mother had me tested." That's all I have for now, its been a long day and I will add more eventually, yeah probably not. On a side thought, for the love of Gawd please know the difference between their and there, are and our, your and you're, and to and too. ;) If you can't post your picture on here or at least attach it to the message then don't bother sending me a message because I will not respond. You show up fashionably late in your piece of crap car with broken windshield and radio blaring. You get out of the car and give me a smack on my butt. We decide to go for dinner; you inform me that you don't have a license so it would be best if I drive since you lost your license because of 3 dui's. We go to a fancy restaurant, and the gentleman you are, you walk in the door first and let it slam in my face. We get seated and we order. Our food comes and you scarf your food down like you were still in prison. Your phone is going off through the entire meal but it’s cool I don’t mind you talking to 20 other girls. The waitress brings our bill and you have “accidentally” forgotten your wallet so I pay. You decide that we want to go to a bar and have a few drinks. We get there and you order shot after shot after shot. You are flirting with every girl in the bar but it’s ok all that matters is that you are having a good time. You are bombed so I help you to the car and you decide again that we should go hang out at your house for a little bit. We leave the bar and you want to run through the liquor store to get a couple 40’s and a bag of pork rines. We arrive at your house and you tell me to be quiet because you don’t want to wake your parents; you have to sneak me into the basement. We quietly enter the house and get to the basement where your room is. It smells of mothballs but you tell me you like the mothball smell because it reminds you of your grandmas. You decide to play Halo online with a bunch of other people while I sit and watch. After about 2 hours of watching you play Halo and slamming your 40, you tell me I have to take you to go get your car because you have another date in 4 hours. I drive you back to my house so you can get your car. You tell me you will call me after your date, unless you end up hittin' dat. You get in your car and take off. I call the police and report your stupid self for drinking and driving. Enjoy prison dillhole. Ok this is a date that I have never had nor do I ever want! P.s. for the love of God, do not message me to tell me you are sorry I have dated men like this.....it's fiction people and a sick twisted sense of humor....har
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DesdemonaOnline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I am looking for an honest, fun-loving family man. Someone who will compliment my laid back, spontaneous, outgoing personality. Family is very important. I enjoy outside activities like golf, walking, boating, kayaking, camping and sporting events. I'm open to trying new things! Honesty, loyalty and motivation are a must. Dishonesty, smoking and drugs are a deal breaker. If you can't tell already I am open communicator who likes to put it all on the table and face things upfront rather than *** and hope they go away. A friend and companion that could develop into more, sparks my interest. The First date should be a mutual agreement activity with the only expectation of getting to know each other.
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GlyndaOnline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
Bon jour!I'm just sittin here like a parked car in a used parking lot hoping someone kicks my tires and likes my paint job.... Just give a test drive, you will like :)You want casual please move on to next profile... I'm Lookin for funny, persistent, yet not a stalker, lol, not looking for endless texting , it tells me nothing about you really.... so where u wanna meet? I am one of those St. Louis transplants that came down south in the 90's. former Air Force brat.I would like a best friend, partner and travel companion, , with potential for future living at same place type arrangement.My kids are college and high school, so not a lot of time spent hanging out with mom, they think that is uncool, no matter how cool I am. they spend half the week with their dad. Although it seems they spend more time with friends. In other words, I have plenty of free time...Two of my favorite things to do are plan vacations and take vacations. Driving to the beach, or flying to some exotic island, or just a weekend in the smokey mountains.... its all good! A bad day on vacation beats a good day at work. I like to listen to music a lot, most kinds. I like to watch college football, Rolll Tide!. I like to play pool and pingI pong at my house. I like to have friends over for adult beverages and get a big fire on the pit outside and hope the fire stays in the firepit. I like renting movies that don't have sucky endings. I would say i am a giving person, fun to hang out with and easy to please., yes really!I like a guy that laughs a lot, talks a lot, and is outgoing. He has a lot of time for vacations. would like a good, clear picture because i want to be able to recognize you if we meet in person. (That is the goal here right?). So if you like my profile, send me a message. I'll be waiting :-) First date, i prefer to keep it simple, and short. No pressure. Drinks is a good start. It may last an hour, it may be hours, never know.....lets just see if we hit it off, No movie, can't talk...