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Keren, 44

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About Me

Not the girl next door. Unless you actually live next door...I'm nerdy, I'm snarky and yet very soft hearted, I'm a book nerd and horror movie geek, I make myself laugh way, way too often, in fact I think I'm hilarious. I have a twisted sense of humor, I sometimes snore if I'm sleeping hard, and I snort when I laugh more often than I'd like. I'm short, 5'3, curvy, small bbw, whatever you want to call it. I'm also self confident and happy with who and where I am in life.I also have 2 Chihuahuas, so if you don't like dogs or animals in general we will definitely not be a good match. I love hanging out with friends for laughs, cooking, movies or just about anything and I love to have a good beer or two or three or six. SO I'm here to see who's out there. (proper use of who's? was it? do you know?) Just looking to go out and have fun, date, see what happens. Would be nice to make some new friends as well.IF you use any of these words do not contact me, I'm old and I cannot take it - dis, dat, dose,dese, wif, wit, da.....need I go on?Don't know the difference between to, too, two, there, their or they're...probably not a good match.If you're flipping the bird, shirtless with sunglasses on indoors, trying to look mean, intimidating or like a badass I'll pass.On the other hand, if you're laid back, drama free - yes men have drama too - like to go out and have a good time, hang out with friends, go to movies, listen to music - ie normal things, feel free to contact me. If you're funny and can make me laugh, even better. .If you're young, hot, tall, charming and want to spoil me rotten - don't wake me up because I'm dreaming!No I won't marry you so you can get into the country...stop asking!Just because I look at your profile doesn't mean I'm interested. Just because I look at your profile and don't message you doesn't mean I'm not. If you're interested, send me a message!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Beatris

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    I Love Life we get one shot at this lets run and play and have fun and laugh until Our face hurts!! I am the girl that loves a adventure. Traveling, Fishing, Boating, I play volleyball I love it. Zip lining and hiking. I am easy going go with the flow kinda girl.Or just great conversation over a great dinner Or going to see a movie or play. I need someone that likes the same things as I do plus trying new things. So Game on in your endevours. hope you all find what you are looking for. Surprise me!

  • Crissy

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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    My time is now limited so dont waste it !! I am honest, the only games I play are on the computer or at the kitchen table with my kids (yahtzee) ! I have 4 daughters, 25,22,15 and 13 and yes they keep me busy !!! I want a Man no boys please, Strong arms to hold me a great sense of humor to keep me laughing . It would be great to have a special someone to share all the great times with and someone who has my back in the bad times. If your handy around the house that's a plus I would rather you fix a leaky faucet then bring me flowers. I tend to hurt myself or whatever I am trying to fix when I use tools LOL I am affectionate hand holding , kissing, smack on you ass when you walk by kinda girl passionate, However if a hookup or sex is all you want plenty of fish in the sea re cast your line please ! You have to get to know me a bit timing is important even for that first kiss ;)My photos are recent For the record and I am a size 14 seems a lot of you tell me women are not truthful I am Also I am aware of my age and I do have piercings and tattoos I don't need anyone to put me down for any of that or my size I am who I am and I am ok with all of me :) I think a causual lunch in a comfy setting

  • Devon

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    **update: currently have serious boyfriend. Hi there, all! :) (Please read all of my profile . Thank you. ) I love the Lord. I think its important to respect and be respected. This does include being up front and open n honest consistently/always. I am pretty straightforward/tell it like it is. Looking for respect, friend first, cute, fun gent Good-hearted, down-to-earth, caring, pro-active, hv my moods, intense, /energetic, can be talkative . I am an intelligent, classy woman who speaks her mind. Theres so much more to me than meets the eye. Ive learned basic sign language, taught myself basic spanish, one and a half yrs full time classes at community college, got most improved in track and cross country, took four yrs in band, four yrs in choir, had a paper route as a kid, was a candy-striper, was a pathfinder, did color guard marching in portlands jr rose parade, can type up to 60 wpms . Hope is a lesson to any whove ever underestimated me :) I like to deal w/ things promptly and honestly and freely. I am a people person. Mostly casual but can clean up and look nice too. I would also describe myself as practical, efficient, observant, and a deep-thinker. I like to problem-solve, creativity w/ ideas, words/word plays. Like to ham it up wittingly and tease w/ the ones I am closest to especially so you can't be too serious. ** ****My son, who lives w/ his dad is a mini-me so also is this way and the one I'm w/ would have to as well if they meet him later as things work out that direction to be able appreciate and respect him the same. I am looking for a gentleman who is easygoing yet is active, authentic, caring, tolerant, patient, stable, at least somewhat athletic is preferable, confident yet not arrogant, pls no mama's boys, positive. also sees open honest communication is huge as it is in my book. Any questions please feel free to ask :)) Movie, bowling, or something outdoorsy; casual n fun. Chance to do something fun w/ someone else n get to know the other person

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