Total users: 64,230,140 Online users: 231,309

Keren, 44

Online

About Me

Not the girl next door. Unless you actually live next door...I'm nerdy, I'm snarky and yet very soft hearted, I'm a book nerd and horror movie geek, I make myself laugh way, way too often, in fact I think I'm hilarious. I have a twisted sense of humor, I sometimes snore if I'm sleeping hard, and I snort when I laugh more often than I'd like. I'm short, 5'3, curvy, small bbw, whatever you want to call it. I'm also self confident and happy with who and where I am in life.I also have 2 Chihuahuas, so if you don't like dogs or animals in general we will definitely not be a good match. I love hanging out with friends for laughs, cooking, movies or just about anything and I love to have a good beer or two or three or six. SO I'm here to see who's out there. (proper use of who's? was it? do you know?) Just looking to go out and have fun, date, see what happens. Would be nice to make some new friends as well.IF you use any of these words do not contact me, I'm old and I cannot take it - dis, dat, dose,dese, wif, wit, da.....need I go on?Don't know the difference between to, too, two, there, their or they're...probably not a good match.If you're flipping the bird, shirtless with sunglasses on indoors, trying to look mean, intimidating or like a badass I'll pass.On the other hand, if you're laid back, drama free - yes men have drama too - like to go out and have a good time, hang out with friends, go to movies, listen to music - ie normal things, feel free to contact me. If you're funny and can make me laugh, even better. .If you're young, hot, tall, charming and want to spoil me rotten - don't wake me up because I'm dreaming!No I won't marry you so you can get into the country...stop asking!Just because I look at your profile doesn't mean I'm interested. Just because I look at your profile and don't message you doesn't mean I'm not. If you're interested, send me a message!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

SIMILAR PEOPLE

Great
stars 4.1 out of 5 based Rated 4.1 / 5 Based  on  377 reviews
  • Kiara

    Online

    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    I enjoy spending time with family and friends. I love Zumba, fitness activities, and all kinds of music.I'm laid back, love to joke and can be spontaneous. I'm looking for someone with a sense of humor and adventure...i still have several things to check off my bucket list ;-)I'm not looking for someone perfect, just perfect for me to possibly settle down with and make some great memories!!

  • Corynn

    Online

    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    I'm the kind that I give 100% on all things, even cleaning the kitchen sink. so no half azzin it. I feel if you are going to put in the effort, give it your all not just enough to get away with saying you did it. I am an info junky, an excellent cook, love gardening, trying new things, can converse about anything from football to quantum physics, I love photography, architecture, reading to learn (mostly health, wellness, nutrition, engineering or scientific) I prefer a healthy lifestyle, I'm not socially driven. One word I could describe myself is Unique.Don't judge the book by the cover because you may miss some exciting and inspiring lines hiding within.-me- Wine, food, scenery. Nothing too formal, relaxed atmosphere, beach, park, stroll, cafe, healthy snacking (no formal dining),

  • Delois

    Online

    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    Looking for someone who is serious in having a relationship, NOT looking for a one night stand if you are please move on. I don't mind going out for drinks but not looking to spend every weekend in bar. I enjoy going for walks, or even getting in the car and taking a drive to know where.Even tho I like a lot of music, I'm more of a country girl.If your interested in chatting send me a message, but please have pic!Happy fishing!!!

Follow Us: