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Keren, 44
United States, Minnesota, Lake City

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About Me

Not the girl next door. Unless you actually live next door...I'm nerdy, I'm snarky and yet very soft hearted, I'm a book nerd and horror movie geek, I make myself laugh way, way too often, in fact I think I'm hilarious. I have a twisted sense of humor, I sometimes snore if I'm sleeping hard, and I snort when I laugh more often than I'd like. I'm short, 5'3, curvy, small bbw, whatever you want to call it. I'm also self confident and happy with who and where I am in life.I also have 2 Chihuahuas, so if you don't like dogs or animals in general we will definitely not be a good match. I love hanging out with friends for laughs, cooking, movies or just about anything and I love to have a good beer or two or three or six. SO I'm here to see who's out there. (proper use of who's? was it? do you know?) Just looking to go out and have fun, date, see what happens. Would be nice to make some new friends as well.IF you use any of these words do not contact me, I'm old and I cannot take it - dis, dat, dose,dese, wif, wit, da.....need I go on?Don't know the difference between to, too, two, there, their or they're...probably not a good match.If you're flipping the bird, shirtless with sunglasses on indoors, trying to look mean, intimidating or like a badass I'll pass.On the other hand, if you're laid back, drama free - yes men have drama too - like to go out and have a good time, hang out with friends, go to movies, listen to music - ie normal things, feel free to contact me. If you're funny and can make me laugh, even better. .If you're young, hot, tall, charming and want to spoil me rotten - don't wake me up because I'm dreaming!No I won't marry you so you can get into the country...stop asking!Just because I look at your profile doesn't mean I'm interested. Just because I look at your profile and don't message you doesn't mean I'm not. If you're interested, send me a message!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Karolyn from Lake City | Woman | 41 years old | Aries
    Karolyn

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    ***** Ok, just got back on here tonight after quite some time away (and yes with updated pictures :) and I have to say this......if you send me an *** "wanna play" "want a foot massage" "wanna have some fun" or anything along that line do not expect a reply back and I am sorry but you wasted typed letters. I went back and reread my profile and I didn't see anywhere that I even remotely indicated that is what I was looking for..........I am not looking for or want to date a zillion different men. I am looking for one person to focus on and see what happens. Would I like that to turn into a long term relationship, of course, but I am very happy with where my life is therefore I am in no hurry. I have to say though that by being in no hurry does not mean I will play guessing games or stick around long when there are mixed signals on a pretty regular basis. Realized recently I don't have the time or patience for those things and certainly don't deserve them. I am probably one of the least high maintenance women out there, I don't require much....but really is one text a day too much to ask for? Guess so. Please don't take that as bitter because I am so far from that, I just feel once you reach a certain age you shouldn't have to deal with stuff like that. Think it is only fair to point that out at the beginning.Family is and will always be my number one priority with my children being my greatest achievement. I am truly blessed and humbled by them each and every day. My daughter is 17 and a senior, where did those years go..... I also have a son who is 13 and during certain sports seasons they do keep me busy but I have found now that they are older I do have more time for myself. I am more of a summer person because I like the heat more than the cold. However, fall is a great time of year.... that means football season, Go Bucks and Steelers! Vegas is my number one choice for an adult getaway. I think us adults deserve a place to call our own! You will find that I am person who can be on a ballfield with jeans and a ballcap during the day, then change into that black dress for a night out on the town rather quickly and effortlessly. However, as nice as the little black dress is there is nothing better than being curled up by a fire in sweats, a sweatshirt, and a blanket on a cold winter night with that one person and a great movie. I would like someone who is my best friend(any good relationship has to have that component),lover, and as a committed partner to me as I would be for them. I also believe in open communication, if you can't be open and honest at all times chances are good you are with the wrong person. I know physical attraction is important but who you are on the inside will win my heart and last a lifetime. As I have gotten older and hopefully somewhat wiser, I know no one is perfect.....how boring would that be anyway? When you love someone you love their perfect imperfections. I also realize that at our age most everyone has a past. However, if it is still a very sore spot you are probably not ready to be dating in the first place. Lastly,If you are too uptight to laugh at yourself then pass me by, we are definetely not a fit. You will find me laughing at myself more times than not when I do cornball things. "Live well, Laugh often, and Love much." Good luck to you all in your search! I hesitate to say first date as I would prefer a meet and greet over a cup of coffee to see if there is enough of a connection to move on to the first date.

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  • Lettice from Lake City | Woman | 42 years old | Aquarius
    Lettice

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    I am a 42 year old recently seperated women. I have raised a family and enjoyed every minute of it. I am a natural born care giver and enjoy cooking cleaning playing cards and careing for people who appreciate it. Im looking for someone to chat with and possibly meet up with. I do most things that need to be done myself and only ask for help when i need it which i guess characterizes me as indepedant.I can be a bit selfish..(I can explain that)...and sometimes bossy and tough..(i can explain that too)..Im looking for a friend at this point who wont judge me or the choices i have made in my life. And someone to have good conversation. Hope i said enough without saying too much.

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  • Gearldine from Lake City | Woman | 44 years old | Leo
    Gearldine

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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    I am in that stage of life that I find the simplest things to mean so much more than the whole hoopla. I love to travel and see how other people live. I'm looking for friends with similar interests. I'm not here for hook-ups and I prefer to date caucasion men only.I am a well known professional business woman and would like to meet someone that would be comfortable in my world.

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