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Carrie, 43

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About Me

I mostly stand around being Fantastic, and most people do not realize how much work it takes to be such a hot mess! I don't really like heights, unless I'm sitting on my pedestal. Sarcasm is a second language for me and sometimes I don't filter what I say. I am an acquired taste, so if you don't like me, acquire some taste. My sense of humor is different, to say the least. I am definitely not the "girl next door", I AM "the B***" down the street. If you are sensitive, I will probably hurt your feelings or offend you regularly. I am fiercely loyal to those I care about and will do WHATEVER it takes to defend & protect them. So in this area, if crossed, I can be one dangerous B***, and BTW I'm really handy with a shovel.Yes, I say F*** more than a lady should, and I can be hard to handle...but I am tons of fun and so worth it!!!!I AM WELL AWARE I'M NOT EVERYONE'S CUP OF TEA, I RATHER BE SOMEONE'S SHOT OF TEQUILA ANYWAY!!! Hey Life's a B***!~~REPRESENT!TRAMPLE THE WEAK, HURDLE THE DEAD, PARTY WITH THE WICKED!!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Socorro

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    I Love Traveling, Riding Harleys, Boating, Off Roading, the Dunes, Camping, Racing, Fishing, Water Sports and Concerts. Easy-Going and Open-Minded.Enjoying Life is my top priority. Spending time with those you care about is invaluable. Living with No Regrets!!!FYI... I lead a very positive and active lifestyle. I aspire to meet a man who can partake of or at least endure my multitude of interests. Jealousy is NOT an option. I am a strong, classy woman with traditional manners, morals and integrity only welcoming the same values in a confident man. Happy Hour seems like a good first date. It's simple, relaxing and enjoyable. If there's chemistry we can always step it up a notch. :)

  • Simona

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    If you'd like to "meet me" then inbox me or ask me out. Sending a random meet request is lame. So plz don't. I don't look at them. Just say hi the old fashioned way. If I respond I'm interested. If I don't I'm not. NO PIC AT ALL? DONT MESSAGE ME AT ALL!! PLZ. If you do I WILL block you. What the point really w no pic? Ok here's the deal. I just check this site periodically. I've decided that I'm going to meet a guy the "old" fashioned way... In a Bar or in the Gym. To me that's a Win-Win! - (serious sarcasm) I am into fitness and running, so I'd like someone who is fit and takes care of themselves also. I run. I've done 5K's and half marathons. I would love to have someone challenge me. That'd be Great! Couples who work out together stay together. Or really cool work out partnerships can form. What ever. We're all adults here. Do me a HUGE favor and don't think that you can change my opinion about anything on my profile. It is what it is, and it says what it says. With That being said.....I really Love being in the water! I love to hike, canoe, kayak, and sail. I love the ocean. I'd love to hop on a boat and just go! I love to travel.S. I really love to cook and have cooked under a few great chef's. I really enjoy reading, and I'm currently reading Kurt Vonnegut's books. I like to laugh and love to sing. I can read and play music, and love the sound of my 12 string. I am a very confident, positive, witty person and like to be around people who like to laugh and have fun. Depends on what we come up with! Dinner and a show. Lunch down town. A walk through the Nature Center. Going to the lake and getting on the water. I dare anyone to go running with me for a first date. Not that I'm that much of a bad ass, but bc I want someone who can not only Hang, but challenge me as well.

  • Kenya

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    I will not ride the back of your motorcycle. I will not sleep in the dirt while camping. If you have more tattoos than can be covered with a long sleeve shirt, move along. If you have tattoos on your face/neck or put those loops to stretch out your earlobes don't even bother.Recently divorced. I have a well behaved, cute, funny & smart little boy who can teach you how to work a WII remote, find shows to watch on Netflix and kick your butt in Angry Birds. I have him 50% of the time, one week here, one week there.I am a member of several non profit organizations. There are several dress up opportunities. A perfect mate would accompany me to some of the formal events. Bonus points if you own a tux!For the last few months I've been taking latin and ballroom dancing lessons. I'd love to find a dancing partner!I love watching the tour de france and pro cycling. I am also an olympics superfan. I listen to 80's & 90's alternative. I also like Josh Groban, Colbie Callait and Gavin DeGraw. I don't like rap, heavy metal or classic rock but modern country is negotiable. A good partner is easy going with a quick wit. You don't have to be the smartest man but I expect quick reaction times to comments and jokes. Sarcasm is just fine most of the time. I'll root for your favorite team on TV and even make snacks. I am an excellent cook and only ask that you appreciate the effort. I can easily adapt to your hobbies and take part in them with you. I played MTG competitively if you can imagine ***nerdy guys in a card game and me as one of only 5 women in the building then maybe we've already met! lol It was fun. A first date should always involve food. You can tell a lot about a person by what they like to eat.

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