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JackOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
K, a list of things about me, some I knew, others my friends decided I should disclose immediately.1. i'm tall. when i say tall, really, i'm tall. and yeah, the weathers great up here, you midget **stards.2. i'm a smart ass. huh. wtf is that all about? i mean seriously, people just can't take a joke now a days. 3. i'm nice. but if i don't like you, i'll let you know.4. but don't like any of the teams here. 5. i'm a sports geek. go ahead, ask me a question.6. i was in a band. but not the cool ones everyone on my space is in. it was a marching band. ok, not a marching band, but we did play on veterans day, and at basketball/football games. and this one time, at band camp, i... whoa. completely off the subject. 7. i am an athlete though. and i could STILL run a mile in under 7 minutes. but please dear lord let there be an oxygen tank at the end, and some sort of medical assistance.8. i speak 1.75 languages. english, i'm pretty fluent in. puedo hablar espanol, et je parle un petit peur de francais. d*mnit, no tilde's on the comp.9. i used to think that i could be on jeopardy. then i tried out last st patricks day, and while i got 7 out of 10 questions right, i DID NOT GET TO THE NEXT LEVEL OF TRYOUTS. total and complete devastation. and of course, while i sat home later that nite, sulking, my roommate was down in the gaslamp, telling people that "i lost at jeopardy, baby. oooooohhhhhh, woo oooh ooooo" yeah, to the song. seriously, how can you ask what the cubed root of 1,200,543,***is, and NOT let us use scratch paper. 10. i'm nowhere near as funny as i think i am. the whole telling jokes, and getting blank stares has clued me in to that.11. i'm too picky for my own good. hi, can you say perfection does not exist??? hey, i'm just looking for perfect for me. *PERFECT FOR ME IS NOT UNDER 5'10"!!!*12. i'm much better looking in person. just ask those who know me. i am blessed with a giant irish head, and while i've finally grown into it, let me tell you, bearing a strong resemblance to a walking blow pop at 13 years of age, SUCKS!!!13. i used to be able to dunk. well, on a ***ft rim. and i could touch the rim on a 10 footer. just couldn't palm the ball. hands weren't strong enough. but man, i could jump.14. i now have a 2.2 inch vertical. which helps a bit getting up onto a curb.15. have i mentioned i'm a smartass??? ok. that's all i'm divulging at this time. if you have made it this far down, you are a strange individual. lol. j/k. take care, and maybe we'll chat soon.A NOT COFFEE!
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SallieOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Last time I tried this it was so horrid, I deleted within 48 hours. I hate myself enough to try again. I am a single mom of three daughters. I have them all the time. No every other weekend off for me. I am not on here to hook up. I want a boyfriend. I don't have a type but I believe in chemistry. It is there or it's not. I can not, can NOT, CAN NOT do long distance. You are wasting your time if you live far from me. I'm brutally honest which everyone says they want until you tell them the truth. Then it gets messy & ugly & I stay single. I read. I run. I love music. I'm super loud & high energy. I believe I will be alone forever. It's not that all guys are jerks. I'm just a handful with a bad attitude. I don't care. You decide.
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DorathyOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I'm funny and busy and playful and serious. I will not be controlled and I don't need to be raised. I like rap and Ed Sheeran. I have tattoos and piercings... All cute ;) I have kids and they are my world!Here's my little disclaimer...I inspire stalkers so if you lean that way stay away......And if you do really good tats that's a plus...... ;) If its lame I won't come back