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Ronni
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Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
Things about me...Sh*t Creek Survivor, President of the National Sarcasm Society, I know a little about a lot of things just enough to make me dangerous, yes I'm single-you're going to have to be amazing to change that, if you're a player-nice to meet you I'm the COACH , my ideal job would be to drive the Karma bus, class is knowing what to say when to say it and when to SHUSH, don't judge me because I sin different then you, I wish I were a glow worm a glow worm is never glum 'cause how can a glow worm be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum, most recent book I've read "How to Behave and Why", religious beliefs- lead me NOT into temptation I can find it myself, favourite day of the week-MILF- Man I Love Friday's, honesty-don't give me a pretty little lie I prefer the ugly truth, if bubbles appeared above my head I'd be screwed, common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power, I'm the girl next door-you just haven't met me yet, yes I'm down to earth-that's where gravity pulls me, favourite thing-the satisfying feeling of making someone laugh really hard, I am entirely made of flaws stitched together with good intentions.Tip for the day: Treat every problem like your dog would; If you cant eat it or *** it, piss on it and walk away.Keep Calm & Stay SASSY!Have a beautiful day, own it like it's yours!!!!p.s. please don't ask for nude pics, it wont happen, and if you do you'll be deleted, so show a little bit of respect for YOURSELF!! Wing it....
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Joey
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Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I am a mother of 2 and my girls are my world...i HATE cheaters and I am a loyal and faithful person. I like to hang out with quiet evenings or I like to dance..i like outdoors and I love wvu football. I am not controlling and for the most part I am always smiling! myfirat date would be an amusement park..lots of fun and laughter..bringing out the kid in me. I love to laugh go for romantic walks