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Ronni, 42

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About Me

Things about me...Sh*t Creek Survivor, President of the National Sarcasm Society, I know a little about a lot of things just enough to make me dangerous, yes I'm single-you're going to have to be amazing to change that, if you're a player-nice to meet you I'm the COACH , my ideal job would be to drive the Karma bus, class is knowing what to say when to say it and when to SHUSH, don't judge me because I sin different then you, I wish I were a glow worm a glow worm is never glum 'cause how can a glow worm be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum, most recent book I've read "How to Behave and Why", religious beliefs- lead me NOT into temptation I can find it myself, favourite day of the week-MILF- Man I Love Friday's, honesty-don't give me a pretty little lie I prefer the ugly truth, if bubbles appeared above my head I'd be screwed, common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power, I'm the girl next door-you just haven't met me yet, yes I'm down to earth-that's where gravity pulls me, favourite thing-the satisfying feeling of making someone laugh really hard, I am entirely made of flaws stitched together with good intentions.Tip for the day: Treat every problem like your dog would; If you cant eat it or *** it, piss on it and walk away.Keep Calm & Stay SASSY!Have a beautiful day, own it like it's yours!!!!p.s. please don't ask for nude pics, it wont happen, and if you do you'll be deleted, so show a little bit of respect for YOURSELF!! Wing it....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    Hmm where should I start?? Let's see I'm outgoing and easy to talk to. I'm very fun loving and try not to take myself too seriously... I am known for my spontaneity and luckily my career allows for it. I have a lot of energy and an youthful demeanor. I believe people should have something they feel passionate about whether it's your career or hobby.. I have a competitive side, I've ridden and shown horses for years. I am very athletic. I enjoy working out and physical activities. I like tennis, skiing and being outdoors. A first date, should initially should just be to see if you and another person have that "Unexplainable Thing".. or commonly know as chemistry. I like to first meet someone and have a drink and appetizers in a casual place. I really enjoy people that are adventurous, fun loving, genuine and share some common ground. A sense of humor is key... You never know until you meet... If you find any of this intriguing please contact me...

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    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    I'm originally from NJ; been in FLA for ***yrs. Love fishing, boating, kayaking.I like to keep things positive and simple. I am in good shape and keep fit. I am not looking for text buddies. If you write and I don't reply please do not take offense and/or get nasty. I am not here 2 waste anyone's time.If you don't have the balls 2 ask me on a date then don't bother.peace surprise me

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    I am going to try this again..I looking for true love..the one..my other half not looking for games..i am real..i have a heart..i am very honest..and open.i think the world would be a better place if everyone was that way..i love the outdoors.the water..boating..fishing..camping..hunting...even gettin muddy lol dirtbikes..street bikes..the races of any kind..horses..and I love music..i play guitar once in a while as far as a pic..get to know me for me and I will share a pic..thanks for looking and I wish everyone happiness Not really picky..keep it simple or make it fun..a blanket and cold drinks at the lake..good conversation..honesty and open

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