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MargartOnline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
Okay... I'm going to rewrite my profile and make it truly who I am. I'm going to let my freak flag fly. The first version was WAY too dry and nowhere even close to what my true personality actually is.First of all. I am a single mother of FOUR sons. Ya hear me? FOUR boys! Yup. Every time I went to get an ultrasound I was waiting to hear "It's a girl"... Nope. But they stack up good and thank goodness for storage totes. Shoes get nasty... Nothing a little baking soda doesn't cure. Even though my kids are runners, we recycle with bleach, febreeze and baking soda when possible.Now... All of the very funny things about me apply to being the mother of four sons and taking care of a houseful of kids and household chores alone. LIKE: I can't mow grass. I can't work a lawnmower. Every time I get on the mower, I hit a root, get stuck and until one of my older sons bends the blade back into its normal shape, I carve crop circles into the grass and create a cloud of smoke. Are you a landscaper? *** HOT!Next... Ever been in a mini van doing 80 down the Parkway in the dead of winter and all the kids are fighting and ready to kill each other. BUT... You control the windows and YOU have a heated leather seat. You know how to shut them up? I DO... I roll all the windows down but my own, I crank MY heated seat and I don't roll the windows up until they all shut up and apologize (to each other and me!).On the UP side... My oldest won the JV Conference Championship last year for Cross Country. The older two do triathlon and one does long course tri (just short of Olympic Distance). He also runs half marathons and has since he was 12. The oldest is in all honors classes and had over a 93 average in every one of his classes in high school as a freshman.So while there is total insanity, there is structure, discipline and expectation. I do MOST of the parenting alone, I always did, and it seems like I always will. I will accept the credit when credit comes due at my funeral. (not a minute before!)I bet you're wondering about my tender side. Of course I'm tender, loving, kind and gentle. I'm raising four kids and I'm humbled regularly by my life and my situation. I know exactly what I'm grateful for! I count my blessings every day! We might be a traveling circus but it's always an adventure!What do I like to do you wonder? Hmmm..... Well, I like everything, because I....I just do. If you ask me, everyone should want to do anything and everything. Why not...? There's nothing I wouldn't do and nothing I couldn't do and no place I wouldn't go and no place I couldn't go. I should write a Dr. Seuss poem on that... I am into experiential living. Just do it! Shut up... Embark! Engage! No fear!So yes... Here comes the sexy me... Slip into the fairy dress from the teen department. Pair it with feather earrings and a pair of moccasins I've had since college. Put on a head scarf that looks like a latch hook potholder. Add some Opium perfume and slip out the door in the rain to listen to a DEAD cover band.I am a liberal hippie chick. Now... Liberal hippie guys like the hippie chick in me... But conservative guys like the wild streak. I've homebirthed (truth!), I didn't vaccinate my kids (and have had chicken pox and whooping cough), I roll with flower children and I won't take "nonsense" (insert another word) from anybody about who I am.I am sooooo me.... I can't be anybody but me. I would never, in a million years, apologize for who I am because I am salt of the earth, true to my man, true to my family, true to myself, but never say die, unapologetically ..... ME.So....that's it. If you like girls like that... ***! Ha! :) We are going to build a bonfire on the shore by the river in my backyard. I have to make sure you can do this...it's a qualification for dating me. Then we'll hang on my raft and shoot the breeze.
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TawanaOnline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I am looking for someone who has spent time getting to know themselves an truly wants someone who will add to their life. I prefer being one on one with someone rather than dating multiple people. Therefore, I will give you the respect of just dating you until we figure out if we are a match or not. I have a lot to offer- I like to spend time being active- whether it is gardening, running,swimming, or playing tennis. I have a kayak and I enjoy weekends out the water as well. I am currently an art teacher and I am very creative...I love to paint and draw. Communication is key...honesty is above all important...and having fun and enjoying life together :) I have three children who are getting older. I would like someone who appreciates family and enjoys and likes children but I also have a lot of time for one on one as well. I am also looking for someone who knows they are ready to find their partner in life and sincerity is appreciated. I think a first date should be simple and just a chance to meet and spend a little time getting to know each other. If that works out and you want to see each other again- the second date should be more planned out.