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MargartOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
Okay... I'm going to rewrite my profile and make it truly who I am. I'm going to let my freak flag fly. The first version was WAY too dry and nowhere even close to what my true personality actually is.First of all. I am a single mother of FOUR sons. Ya hear me? FOUR boys! Yup. Every time I went to get an ultrasound I was waiting to hear "It's a girl"... Nope. But they stack up good and thank goodness for storage totes. Shoes get nasty... Nothing a little baking soda doesn't cure. Even though my kids are runners, we recycle with bleach, febreeze and baking soda when possible.Now... All of the very funny things about me apply to being the mother of four sons and taking care of a houseful of kids and household chores alone. LIKE: I can't mow grass. I can't work a lawnmower. Every time I get on the mower, I hit a root, get stuck and until one of my older sons bends the blade back into its normal shape, I carve crop circles into the grass and create a cloud of smoke. Are you a landscaper? *** HOT!Next... Ever been in a mini van doing 80 down the Parkway in the dead of winter and all the kids are fighting and ready to kill each other. BUT... You control the windows and YOU have a heated leather seat. You know how to shut them up? I DO... I roll all the windows down but my own, I crank MY heated seat and I don't roll the windows up until they all shut up and apologize (to each other and me!).On the UP side... My oldest won the JV Conference Championship last year for Cross Country. The older two do triathlon and one does long course tri (just short of Olympic Distance). He also runs half marathons and has since he was 12. The oldest is in all honors classes and had over a 93 average in every one of his classes in high school as a freshman.So while there is total insanity, there is structure, discipline and expectation. I do MOST of the parenting alone, I always did, and it seems like I always will. I will accept the credit when credit comes due at my funeral. (not a minute before!)I bet you're wondering about my tender side. Of course I'm tender, loving, kind and gentle. I'm raising four kids and I'm humbled regularly by my life and my situation. I know exactly what I'm grateful for! I count my blessings every day! We might be a traveling circus but it's always an adventure!What do I like to do you wonder? Hmmm..... Well, I like everything, because I....I just do. If you ask me, everyone should want to do anything and everything. Why not...? There's nothing I wouldn't do and nothing I couldn't do and no place I wouldn't go and no place I couldn't go. I should write a Dr. Seuss poem on that... I am into experiential living. Just do it! Shut up... Embark! Engage! No fear!So yes... Here comes the sexy me... Slip into the fairy dress from the teen department. Pair it with feather earrings and a pair of moccasins I've had since college. Put on a head scarf that looks like a latch hook potholder. Add some Opium perfume and slip out the door in the rain to listen to a DEAD cover band.I am a liberal hippie chick. Now... Liberal hippie guys like the hippie chick in me... But conservative guys like the wild streak. I've homebirthed (truth!), I didn't vaccinate my kids (and have had chicken pox and whooping cough), I roll with flower children and I won't take "nonsense" (insert another word) from anybody about who I am.I am sooooo me.... I can't be anybody but me. I would never, in a million years, apologize for who I am because I am salt of the earth, true to my man, true to my family, true to myself, but never say die, unapologetically ..... ME.So....that's it. If you like girls like that... ***! Ha! :) We are going to build a bonfire on the shore by the river in my backyard. I have to make sure you can do this...it's a qualification for dating me. Then we'll hang on my raft and shoot the breeze.
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MoOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
If your status says "hangout" or your just wanting a friend ( w/ benifits) kindly pass me by! Lol I could say all the right things but none of it honestly matters. Looking for a honest man with good Morals and Values!! "I want the 1 forever not for the night"The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders. It's seen in the width of his arms that encircle and protect you. The strength of a man isn't in the words he speaks. It's in how he keeps his word. The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits. It's in how tender he touches. The strength of a man isn't in how many women he's loved. It's in whether he can be true to the ONE woman he's trying to LOVE!!This is what I have yet to find!! Something fun.. I love to cut up and laugh!! Please have a sense of humor.. it's sexy!!
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SeritaOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I have amazing children but they are pretty grown up now :) I have a job I love, although I do love my time off as well. I love to go to the beach.........I try to go weekly in the summer. there is just something awesome and overwhelming about the ocean. It never gets old! I enjoy being outdoors.....walks, camping, bonfires, bikerides. I love kids! I work in a hospital nursery, I teach sunday school and I take care of my nephew all the time! kids are so much better than any therapist :) I love music.........lots of different kinds. I enjoy going to concerts. I have been trying to learn to play the violin.....it is challenging to make the time :) im also taking online courses toward another nursing degree. I am a very giving person.....I enjoy taking care of ppl. I just would like to find someone to take care of me in return. dinner and dancing would be fun.or just a walk and good conversation i am an easygoing person, not hard to please. contact me...id love to get to know u!