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Ronni
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Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
Things about me...Sh*t Creek Survivor, President of the National Sarcasm Society, I know a little about a lot of things just enough to make me dangerous, yes I'm single-you're going to have to be amazing to change that, if you're a player-nice to meet you I'm the COACH , my ideal job would be to drive the Karma bus, class is knowing what to say when to say it and when to SHUSH, don't judge me because I sin different then you, I wish I were a glow worm a glow worm is never glum 'cause how can a glow worm be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum, most recent book I've read "How to Behave and Why", religious beliefs- lead me NOT into temptation I can find it myself, favourite day of the week-MILF- Man I Love Friday's, honesty-don't give me a pretty little lie I prefer the ugly truth, if bubbles appeared above my head I'd be screwed, common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power, I'm the girl next door-you just haven't met me yet, yes I'm down to earth-that's where gravity pulls me, favourite thing-the satisfying feeling of making someone laugh really hard, I am entirely made of flaws stitched together with good intentions.Tip for the day: Treat every problem like your dog would; If you cant eat it or *** it, piss on it and walk away.Keep Calm & Stay SASSY!Have a beautiful day, own it like it's yours!!!!p.s. please don't ask for nude pics, it wont happen, and if you do you'll be deleted, so show a little bit of respect for YOURSELF!! Wing it....
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Sherrell
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Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
I see myself married in the next 5 years to a nice sustainable man.I love cooking, traveling, playing tennis and staying active.I am extremely polite and well mannered, and I always create a nice home like atmosphere around me. I am looking for a polite man that could be a good loyal husband and a best friend. go for a walk or grab a coffee
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Denyse
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Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I'm not sure what I'm doing here exactly. I'm 38 years old (it won't let me change it). I'm happily divorced. I have two kids and I rarely go out. Not really into the whole bar scene anymore, although once in a while can be fun. I'd prefer someone that lives relatively close. I like the beach, college football, fairs/festivals, picnics in the park.......I'll listen to almost any type of music, except rap. I'm looking for someone who is done with drama. Someone who is ready for a relationship not a *** buddy! Must be honest, drug and disease free, love kids and not into games. And please, if you're going to contact me, have something to say (not just the generic flirt). Thanks ;)