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BetsyOnline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I am awesome and you should message me. If you are normal. I'm just a nice girl, looking for a nice guy.- If you do not have any pictures up you are not the guy for me. I would never date a bodyless cartoon character head.- If you have dancing banana emoticons all over your profile you are not the guy for me.- If you have misplaced your sense of humor or your sarcasm meter is broken we probably won't get along.- If you are a serial online dater and/or are not truly available you are not the guy for me. As entertaining as it can be sometimes, I truly am seeking more than a pen pal or an imaginary text boyfriend. My goal is to not be a troll and get off the www and out into the real world with someone of some substance.- I recently changed my body type on here from average to a few extra pounds. Yeah, I know. It is what it is. Unlike some folks I prefer not to start off as a big fat liar lips should I actually go out on a limb and meet one of you potential serial killers in person. No. Am I in peak fighting condition? No, not at this time. Do I look exactly like my pics? Yes. Even the bikini one? Yes. However, I think by me putting average some of you guys are expecting a human pencil. Never been a stick figure, have always had curves, lovely curves at that, however in fairness I am here to admit on the www that said curves are a little more curvy of late and need attention. It's true. My lame excuse is my 80hr work week schedule of the past year has had me camped at my desk and living on take out food and it caught up with me. It happens. The beautiful thing is that the effects of workaholism are reversible. Anyhoo, just want to make you judgemental judy's aware is all, as photo and profile deceit is never fun, am I right? Now I'm off to go eat some more kale...yay me. What I would not do: ask you for a loan, discuss my ring size, bring along a scrapbook of what our babies would look like, talk about my unicorn collection, etc.
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ShanelleOnline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
Who am I? I’m an intelligent, responsible, loyal person who loves to laugh. I’ve been labeled as ‘the hugger’ by my friends because I believe in letting the important people in my life know how much I appreciate them. I think people hear the bad things in this world all too often. My parents taught me “if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all” and I try to live by that.I have a sense of humor (although it is sometimes considered a little 'off'). I truly believe laughter is the best medicine. I tell it like it is.;Monk-ish."I have two children who keep me busy and laughing and engaged in what is really important in life; you know, like cartoons, video games and halloween costumes. I love many different kinds of music and really enjoy live music. You won't normally find me sitting around watching TV, unless the Packers, Badgers, or Brewers are on.Recent accomplishments - competed in my first triathlon and completed a 100k bike ride (yeah, I'm talking pedal bike)!Things I find attractive in a man? A great sense of humor, good manners, a sense of responsibility and someone who’s ever truthful, even when he knows what he has to say is not what I want to hear.It's hard to put who you really are in this little space - in short, I'm me! And if you'd like to know more, you'll have to contact me so we can chat. Hope to hear from you soon. Open to suggestions!
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MilissaOnline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I offer an open mind and an open heart. I believe respect, honesty, trust, communication, attraction and lots of laughter make relationships something we treasure, not just something we are in. They create the bonds we hold onto, not get tangled up in. I am not a perfect person, but I give my best for all things, always. I am a wiseass, dry wit, tree hugger, philanthropist, attitude of gratitude, health and nutrition geek, avid recycler, and I always bmob(bring my own bag). I am passionate about the environment and being an active participant in making the world a better place. I DIY just about everything in my home and love home construction projects. Don’t worry, I don’t need your tools, I have my own. Power and kitchen tools over shoes any day. And, yes, I am still very much a girl with heels, skirts, toolbelt and all. ;) I’m not afraid of hard work, big challenges, bugs, clogged toilets, or breaking a nail. I don’’t bother me at all. Of course, I will be busy getting in touch with my inner Rianna so, hopefully, you don’ I am generally a very active person and I love to be outside as much as I can and I am always interested in trying new things. Nights on the porch swing are a favorite too. I am always involved in fundraising events and volunteering for humanitarian, school, and environmental causes. Love, love, love music. All kinds. It is not so much what it is or who it is by, but how it makes me feel. There is nothing like the feeling of being in a song. With the right music in my iPod I can do anything. I love children in general, but my little banana heads are my favorite people in the world. We hike, bike, jog, play baseball, football, frisbee, and lots of leggo building. We frequent all the playgrounds in the area, and trek off museums and aquariums whenever possible. We do the Komen 5k for breast cancer and the 5k for Saint Jude’s together every year. If you have kids, no problem, the more the merrier. Honesty is a HUGE deal to me. Gigantic. If the truth used you like a sock puppet and you still couldn’t be honest………Stop Reading and Fish Elsewhere. If you are looking for a replacement “mommy”, are a video game junkie, stupid humor lover, bar fly or couch potato- I am not the one for you.…….we are not a match. At all. I am looking for someone who really wants to be in a family. With all the chaos, laughter, fun, love and frustration that comes with it. It's a hell of a ride, but so very worth it. If the idea of little league, school concerts, boys in trees and mud, bake sales and bouncy house birthday parties makes your skin crawl we are not a match. If you have a big, nutty family that drives you crazy, but you love dearly and never want to live without- no worries- I have one too. I am hoping to find someone who has the same level of energy, ambition, and passion that I do. Someone who has diversified intellect and interests, brainiacs welcome, I promise you won’t bore me. Someone who is fun, active, smart, outgoing, yoga loving, urban homesteading, socially aware and responsible, foodie, eco-freak, high nutrition inclined, style conscious, child friendly and financially savvy. Sports fanatic, fine. Workaholic ok. Dancing sushi lover preferred. Did you get all that, lol? Let’s build a gazebo, dig a koi pond, hike a trail, get massages, throw a killer Superbowl party. We will be fine on our own but better together. So, this is me. If it is you too, then send me an e. Let’s get this party started, lol. Best Wishes To You For Love And Happiness. Something fun, outdoors, and probably involving coffee. Maybe go wine making- I have always wanted to try it!