SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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BetsyOnline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I am awesome and you should message me. If you are normal. I'm just a nice girl, looking for a nice guy.- If you do not have any pictures up you are not the guy for me. I would never date a bodyless cartoon character head.- If you have dancing banana emoticons all over your profile you are not the guy for me.- If you have misplaced your sense of humor or your sarcasm meter is broken we probably won't get along.- If you are a serial online dater and/or are not truly available you are not the guy for me. As entertaining as it can be sometimes, I truly am seeking more than a pen pal or an imaginary text boyfriend. My goal is to not be a troll and get off the www and out into the real world with someone of some substance.- I recently changed my body type on here from average to a few extra pounds. Yeah, I know. It is what it is. Unlike some folks I prefer not to start off as a big fat liar lips should I actually go out on a limb and meet one of you potential serial killers in person. No. Am I in peak fighting condition? No, not at this time. Do I look exactly like my pics? Yes. Even the bikini one? Yes. However, I think by me putting average some of you guys are expecting a human pencil. Never been a stick figure, have always had curves, lovely curves at that, however in fairness I am here to admit on the www that said curves are a little more curvy of late and need attention. It's true. My lame excuse is my 80hr work week schedule of the past year has had me camped at my desk and living on take out food and it caught up with me. It happens. The beautiful thing is that the effects of workaholism are reversible. Anyhoo, just want to make you judgemental judy's aware is all, as photo and profile deceit is never fun, am I right? Now I'm off to go eat some more kale...yay me. What I would not do: ask you for a loan, discuss my ring size, bring along a scrapbook of what our babies would look like, talk about my unicorn collection, etc.
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IllaOnline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
Newly single, not desperate. I enjoy all the fun from movies, comedy clubs, biking, hiking and whatever it takes outdoors. Seek a sexy, spontaneous, loyal and intelligent partner to kick it with.
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FreaOnline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
Would like to meet someone who initially wants to take things slow but with the intent of a long term relationship.My family, friends and puppy mean the world to me so I would hope to find someone who feels the same way.