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Lizette, 45

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About Me

I'm the only person I know who's cut herself on a first-aid kit. I'm surprised that our paths haven't already crossed at the Hyland Cinema, or the Barakat, where I'm laughing as I deal with the sauce from a shwarma dripping down my arm. I've been known to rescue worms stranded on the sidewalk after a rain. My odd extended circle of friends includes a couple of ex-boyfriends, one ex-boyfriend's ex-wife, and another's daughter. I'm hoping you cook: I consider the smoke alarm a kind of oven timer. You've been described as, dare I say it, a nice guy. You recycle. You have a well-developed silly streak. You know the difference between "peek," "peak" and "pique." Bonus points if you refer to females over the age of 18 as women, and open doors for them. (Heck, maybe even open doors for strangers!) You wear glasses. And chances are that you're left handed. I have a great smile and a bounce to my walk. I'm not conventionally pretty, but since many of my admirers have been photographers, artists and graphic designers, I figure I'm probably aesthetically pleasing. During an average year, I read about ***novels (rarely anything that's made it onto a bestseller list) and see 50 movies (many with subtitles - more reading!). I've been rescued from a 20-storey building during a fire department practice session.I'm not looking for someone to "complete me" - frankly, on pretty much every level besides the physical, there's already enough of me. But a partner in crime (especially someone who can drive the getaway car) would be lovely...Grouchy post-script: Clicking "Wants to Meet" is pretty lazy, and I don't think "HI" really counts as a message.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    I enjoy watching movies and dining out. I also enjoy staying home and spending quality time with someone special. Looking for a man who is smart, funny and knows how to communicate. I have been divorced for 8 years. I have an 11 year old son. I am a hardworker and would like to find the same. Looking for someone who has a great inside and outside. To me the inside is what matters the most. I date all races. I am a positive, happy person. I like to see the good in things. I am one of the nicest and most caring people you will ever meet! I am looking for a relationship and finding my soulmate. I am not interested in being with a man who isn't ready for a relationship or commitment. I believe to have a great relationship you have to be yourselves and be best friends. Anything where we can be ourselves

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    *LOCALS ONLY PLEASE...It's probably easier if I tell you my real deal breakers...just trying to keep it real....1. If you also have full time roommates, then it will be very hard to have any kind of relationship and since we would have to go out every time we see each other, it would be a very expensive one too.2. I don't live alone and almost never invite anyone over so if you live 45 min or more away, I really can't date you. We wouldn't see each other very often.3. I'm not going to send nude pics to strangers. I promise. I do understand that there are a ton of men that adore huge boobs but if we don't have a relationship then you will never get more pics. lol4. I have no time to chat (IM) with men that live too far away. I understand that some of you just want friends (or again, swap pics {won't happen} but I have a very busy life and am almost never online to IM. I'm really sorry. PROS: I am VERY funny! I have a very good, very stable job. I'm a real people person; never met a stranger in my life...will talk to anyone that looks at me. I am very affectionate, ask the guys at work (I'm a hugger)! LOL Lets also start with the fact that I would rather not shock you in person, my bra size is a 44N...if you are a man that thinks "more than a handful is a waste"...then I am NOT the person for you. I'm also a true BBW so if you don't like us, it's ok not to chat. :)I tend to gravitate to the clean cut, all American guy with a decent education (I like them smart, what can I say) ...and one that's polite. I am looking for a serious relationship because I've done WAY too much dating in the last year...or two...or three (LOL). My friends often ask why I still keep going out; but I figure that if I want to find someone that I'm really interested in then I can't stop dating...I'll never find anybody that way. Right??? So I do go out but I really do want you to chat with me (either on the phone, text, or IM) so that we can see how we mesh. If we both like what we hear, then I usually go out pretty quickly. I guess I am in a hurry to find the guy that I'm best suited for. I wish you all the best of luck in finding what you are hunting for (since most of you guys want something different)! I'm really sorry! Also remember that I'm a true BBW (so if you don't like bigger girls, I'm definitely not for you...)!

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    {loves to dance, the moon, the ocean, very determined and dedicated woman,,,,,seeking the same. Hopefully it's fun and worth # 2. ;)

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