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Skylar, 37
United States, Michigan, Southgate

Offline, last seen Sun, 05 May 2024 18:17:15

About Me

...You're here for mine ;).lol grab a chair,have a seat and prepare to be tormented lol..just kidding.I've been described as down to earth(my head doesn't rotate ***degrees),cool,calm and collected.I'm level head with realistic expectations.Love to watch movies,listen to music,and learn what makes people tick.I've been known to say what's on my mind,have debates over a wide range of topics and generally torment my friends.I have a mischievious,playful side as well as a deep,intelligent,thoughtful side.Oh..and my education is higher than high school,I have a cna degree,certificates in childcare,and I'm specially trained to deal with behavioral children,special needs children,and high risk children..in other words..I'm specially educated to handle fubar situations when sh*thits the fan lol.If you wanna get to know more about me..shoot me an *** of you that think I'm beautiful,sexy,gorgeous ect thank you for the compliment;)For those of you requesting a hookup,fwb,fling,or a F***buddy I'm just gonna have to break your little hearts and respectfully decline your offer lolThis also means I WILL NOT DATE A MARRIED MAN OR A MAN WHO CLAIMS HE IS SEPERATED OR IS GETTING A DIVORCEFor myself I am worth more than what those situations have to offer me* For those that think women are flakes and fakes..Its already common sense to know that if you are a parent,you love your child/children..don't need to put it in your profile.Don't need to worry about what people think..they don't do it very often.The chicken did come before the eggThe world has not ended..its just evolvingHave a sense of humor..you'll live longer.Unfortantly I am unable to do the chat app that is on POFThings I have done for a laugh1)Went to a bbq and yelled"I smell carcass!"2)Yelled bear!while walking on trail with kids3)Threatened to toss a kid in the port a potty at the park4) *** pic of neighbor wearing a white facial mask outside5)Told a stranger that my friend thinks they're gorgeous6)Threatened daughter that I would dress up as a hillbilly at her schoolDon't worry,I'm not nuts..just slightly screwy lol ;)Things I want to learnHow to shoot a gun(hopefully without causing bodily injury from the kickback lol)How to change a tire(that way,I won't have to harass someone else to do it)How to repel(that looks like a lot of fun)How to hypmotize someone(I can cause so much trouble with this ;)Oh and I just recently became a nonsmoker(quit smoking as of September 17th,***Those of you interested in becoming a nonsmoker...pick up the book "the easy way to stop smoking"..its worth it and makes a lot of sense. doesnt matter what we do as long as we get along and enjoy ourselves.Its not ur surroundings that matter,its the people

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    Hi there! I'm a good old fashioned country girl who lives in the city. If you need me to drive an ***I'm outgoing, funny, sexy, classy, sophisticated, and a fantastic mother to my children. I've been told that no other meatloaf stands a chance next to mine, and I have won several awards by Nestle for chocolate chip cookie contests.So what am I looking for? Well, I'm a simple woman so I'll keep this simple: I'm the whole package, so I'm looking for a man who will compliment my life with his own. I want a man who cares about family, love, respect, hard work, faith, and humor. A little humility doesn't hurt either! Do you like to travel? Because this country girl likes to get out of the city and explore what the world has to offer! I won't ask you to hold my purse--that's my job. But I will ask you to hold my hand! First dates are alot of fun! Let's do something or go somewhere that we normally wouldn't. It's important to keep an open mind!

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  • Concha from Southgate | Woman | 40 years old | Pisces
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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    This is about the 6th time I have been on this site. So far obviously it hasn't worked out. I am giving it one last chance. If you want to get to know me then message ME.However if you live with your mom or your ex or don't have a solid job then I'm not interested at ALL!!! Oh and when I mean solid job i mean mon-fri and a constant paycheck!!!!I have a few strick rules. 1. no kids under the age of 152. I love my beer and so should you!3. I love to cook but also expect a home cooked meal myself every once in awhile.4. you have to want to be lazy and watch stupid tv cause I am a tv junky

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  • Shaquita from Southgate | Woman | 40 years old | Leo
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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    Fun loving girl looking for a man that likes to have fun. I enjoy long drives and listening to music. I don't want a man thats not a Man. My biggest expectation is that you be true to yourself and not play games.Keep it simple and I will re-act better to you.

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