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BasemathOnline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Every Dude Thinks This and I LOL when I read it!Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! We don't remember dates. . . .Period!! Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!! If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.) BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
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GiovannaOnline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I am active and love being outdoors. I play kickball on an adult rec league and love it! I'd spend every weekend in the mountains hiking or on the lake if I could. I am also very creative. I have above average intelligence, and can get bored easy so I've usually got one or two new things I'm trying to learn about. I tend to be on the more serious side, but when I let loose I can get downright silly. I have to trust you first to let you see that side of me though.My hobbies include running, working out, photography, painting, baking, hiking, reading, and spending time with family/friends. I am somewhat of a computer geek and love figuring out how to bring cool technology into my classroom.I'm really just looking for friends to hang out with at this point. If you want FWB, that's not me so move on. If you are over 48, don't have a photo, refuse to use correct grammar in your ***, want to hook up, don't like kids, smoke, or have ever had addiction issues.....MOVE ON!
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ChristalOnline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I love the outdoors camping paint balling sports Amusement parks traveling and ect. Seeking a honest, truthful, non cheating, person that likes to just have fun and go places and enjoys life to the fullest.