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Brittany, 38
United States, Michigan, River Rouge

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I think I'm pretty funny even if no one else does. I laugh a lot. Out loud. Sometimes in inappropriate situations. I can find a comical story in almost any scenario and can get pretty animated when I tell it. I wish I could get paid to read books. I wanted to be a food critic or the host of a travel channel but *** became a graphic designer (which is still really great, especially because it's my own business). I love music. I sing along to every song and I'm not very good at it. I love trying new foods. I like to cook. I love my friends and making new ones. I can do the running man and a string of other dances that no one should ever do in public. Ever. I can fish (if you bait it), put up a tent and start a fire although I'd much prefer cottage life. I am the proud (and sometimes embarrassed) member of a huge and loud Italian family. I need a good adventure and why not do it in our own backyard! I also love impromptu weekend getaways to places nearby & road trips. I'm pretty happy where I am right now but I think life is meant for two! I'm looking for someone ambitious, respectful, fun, funny & kind. I want someone to travel and laugh with, be lazy & have fun with, enjoy good conversation & great food. Someone who always laughs at my jokes, although I laugh at them enough for the both of us most of the time. Things like holding the door open for me makes me weak in the knees - it must be from living down south all that time! I'm not at all interested in a "man boy" or replacing your mommy. I'm definitely looking for someone who has his sh*t together :) PS. If you put your shoe size in your profile, you're an idiot. It can be anything from coffee & a walk, good conversation, meeting up for a drink, or a casual dinner out. Whatevs.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    I'm not super hot or gorgeous.. I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach.. I'm far from being considered a model, but I am ME. I'm comfy in my pj's, blue jeans and shirt and I will go out without make on just as much as I will get dressed up in heels and a dress for a night out. I wear my heart on my sleeve. I'm caring, honest, fun and even sometimes random and crazy. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not.. I am who I am..Want to get to know ME...then send me a message and see where this goes :-)i'm actually 39...won't let me change it now coffee, drinks, dinner. someone where we can talk and see where it takes us

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  • Ryan from River Rouge | Woman | 36 years old | Aries
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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Hi there ... ok going to give this a go and see where it leads .... nothing ventured, nothing gained!! I'd say I'm a friendly, down to earth person ... honesty & loyalty are very important to me. I'm prob a little shy at first, but if I click with you, I'll chat away til the wee hours!! I'm very close to my family & my gorgeous little nephew is my world .... love spending time with him .. and spoiling him - that's what aunties are for!! Love hanging out with my friends - a few close friends is very important in anyone's life, so i believe! I like to see a good movie at the cinema, also I'm a big reader - hate to be without a book! Love to travel, even if it's just down the country for a weekend. I spent some time living in the US and love it over there ....! OK enough prattling on .... if you want to know more, just ask. Probably a coffee or drinks to see how we get on - def somewhere we can chat

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