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Brittany, 38
United States, Michigan, River Rouge

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About Me

I think I'm pretty funny even if no one else does. I laugh a lot. Out loud. Sometimes in inappropriate situations. I can find a comical story in almost any scenario and can get pretty animated when I tell it. I wish I could get paid to read books. I wanted to be a food critic or the host of a travel channel but *** became a graphic designer (which is still really great, especially because it's my own business). I love music. I sing along to every song and I'm not very good at it. I love trying new foods. I like to cook. I love my friends and making new ones. I can do the running man and a string of other dances that no one should ever do in public. Ever. I can fish (if you bait it), put up a tent and start a fire although I'd much prefer cottage life. I am the proud (and sometimes embarrassed) member of a huge and loud Italian family. I need a good adventure and why not do it in our own backyard! I also love impromptu weekend getaways to places nearby & road trips. I'm pretty happy where I am right now but I think life is meant for two! I'm looking for someone ambitious, respectful, fun, funny & kind. I want someone to travel and laugh with, be lazy & have fun with, enjoy good conversation & great food. Someone who always laughs at my jokes, although I laugh at them enough for the both of us most of the time. Things like holding the door open for me makes me weak in the knees - it must be from living down south all that time! I'm not at all interested in a "man boy" or replacing your mommy. I'm definitely looking for someone who has his sh*t together :) PS. If you put your shoe size in your profile, you're an idiot. It can be anything from coffee & a walk, good conversation, meeting up for a drink, or a casual dinner out. Whatevs.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    Ok, so after observing this site for a few months I've come to realize why a lot of people are on here... But I've decided to put a little effort into a profile so that the people I am not looking to find will stop *** crude messages...I'm a pretty easy going girl, independent, a realist, practical, low maintenance and I'll be the first to point out my down falls or shortcomings. I laugh at myself the most and have a sarcastic sense of humor. I am not perfect but I can say my good qualities definitely outweigh my bad. I have a big heart and I'm very giving but that part of me is seen only by those I know and trust. Trust, loyalty, respect and honesty are virtues that are important and vital for me to find and have in any relationship. I am confident and funny. Love life and enjoy meeting people. I'm honest and expect no less in return. I don't sugar coat things very often.I love my job as a middle school teacher and I'm happy in my life but looking for someone to share life with. Love my friends and family to pieces. I have a nine year old son who is my little "sidekick" and honestly my greatest accomplishment in life. I don't have any drama nor do I want any drama brought to my life. Karma is a way bigger b**** than I choose to be :)I would list out the things I enjoy doing but I'm sure you've read them all in the 2,***other profiles you have read ha ha... Assuming we are within somewhat the same age bracket and geographic area I'm sure we all enjoy pretty much the same activities... Just don't ask me to ever go to a NASCAR event, that's about the only place on the planet I don't belong... If it sounds like we'd be a good match, send a message. Best of luck to all and hope you don't find that this dating pool needs to be drained and sanitized! Ha ha...

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  • Giuseppina from River Rouge | Woman | 36 years old | Aries
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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    Thanks for dropping by! I am the Mother of 2 wonderful and crazy kids that I love spending time with. I work in the Mental Health field which keeps me busy...but I still know how to have fun! I'm a big fan of body art in all forms and have a few tattoos myself. I love to read and go off-roading. I enjoy concerts, dancing and exploring this province of ours. I live out in the country and love it so far. I'm looking for someone who enjoys life but can relax at home too. I'm looking for the guy who can appreciate my girly side but at the same time understand why I come home filthy because a particularly muddy trail caught my eye!Anything else...feel free to ask! High speed chase?

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  • Careen from River Rouge | Woman | 36 years old | Taurus
    Careen

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I am an easy going, hard working person who loves to explore new sights and experiences. I enjoy the outdoor / active lifestyle; canoeing, snowboarding, camping, hiking etc. and try hard to take advantage of opportunities to travel. I enjoy spending time with my friends and family, discussing current events, road trips, singing in the car or around the campfire and paddling a canoe or kayak and listening to live music. I love my job, it's one of the most challenging and rewarding experiences that I do. I love to coach, play sport, work along side with young people, and to be involved in the community. I have done a fair bit of travelling and have been very fortunate to see many beautiful places around our world.It would be great to meet someone who enjoys the beauty in the little things, curious about the world that we live in and keen to share a laugh or two.'only dead fish go with the flow' a bike ride, exploring the city, egg toss, friendly game of air hockey, go somewhere and eat a bunch of caramels.

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